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[strobogo]

I would like to hire Bas to do color for my banging.


"Punch him in the balls, kick him in the balls, knee him in the balls - do whatever you like!"

"Bang! Bahng! Boom! Dangida Dangida Dang! Boong!"

"Theres no rules... so he CAN pull the pants down"

"Ok I'm sorry *bang bang* No I'm not...."

"Yay, the head-between the-thighs-position,
usually used for another act. The black-widow technique! "

 

[dream]

heel hook up some bingo hall wrestling

 

[TheChits]

http://www.imetore-propose.net/pc/play.php?id=2CehFS9hIrELhIye

 

[dream]

 

[Lambda Pie]

looking more and more like a lizard.

 

[Chamber]

looking more and more like a lizard.

Say this shit to my face, playboy.

 

[strobogo]

I have it on good authority that Lambada posed for Playgirl.

 

[killamajig]

Guess we know where she is headed..........

Edit: Checked out Bar Rescue. My DVR is now set to record all episodes.

 

[Chamber]

Guess we know where she is headed..........

 

[Lambda Pie]

Say this shit to my face, playboy.

breh, she's 2 years away from getting bodied by a Star Metal sword:

Wrath-Amon looking bitch.

 

[GungHo]

breh, she's 2 years away from getting bodied by a Star Metal sword:



Wrath-Amon looking bitch.

Fuckin why you bring Serpentor up in this shit?

 

[Lambda Pie]

Fuckin why you bring Serpentor up in this shit?

 

[Heel]

Shogun has harnessed the power of chi blasting?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awQh6cYj0BI

 

[TheChits]

Shogun has harnessed the power of chi blasting?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awQh6cYj0BI

Impressive, but Jones is already mastering telekinesis

 

[alr1ght]

That Share Button is EA's worst enemy.

 

[Maklershed]

Impressive, but Jones is already mastering telekinesis

Look what Jones did to Gus and people are still clamoring for a rematch? Pfftt

Here's another one. Jones looks like Werdum doing a horizontal Harlem shake ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SsGgROQGIxU

 

[Lambda Pie]

Impressive, but Jones is already mastering telekinesis

telekenisis activates when he rubs his nipples. holy shit EA.

 

[Dipz]

Hector Lombard is injured and out of the fight with Stun Gun. T-Wood will fill in for Lombard.

Per Uncle Dana's tweeter.

:/

 

[Heel]

Looks like Kevin Iole is a believer in UFC Math.

Why the UFC's saturation strategy makes perfect sense

 

[Dipz]

Looks like Kevin Iole is a believer in UFC Math.

Why the UFC's saturation strategy makes perfect sense

Was groaning as I read that earlier.

When did Iole become such a Zuffa Zombie, friend?

 

[Host Samurai]

Since Ken Shamrock is back in the UFC and on good terms with Dana again, does this mean we can FINALLY see Ken Shamrock in a UFC video game?

The best part of EA UFC is that the fighters all have their unique stances and animations. Ill give them that. Been playing this game lots and still UFC 3>>EA UFC>>EA MMA>>UFC 2010>>UFC 2009. EA UFC 2 will be great if they fine tune the game play a bit more, add in Pride, LOTS of legends (where the fuck is Hughes in this game, I thought he was announced) and a slick CAF system.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Hughes and Ken will be paid DLC, Host.

it's goddamn EA we talking about.

 

[Gr1mLock]

Host bro, you may be the only human on the planet holding his breath to see ken shamrock in a game

 

[Lambda Pie]

Host bro, you may be the only human on the planet holding his breath to see ken shamrock in a game

not even the best Shamrock...

 

[strobogo]

not even the best Shamrock...

No doubt

Let us not forget she almost KO'd Ken with a slap at ringside.

 

[Sato Koiji]

I wanna see juiced WWF Shamrock with that look..oh you know what look Im talking about...that one or NO ONE!

 

[BigJonsson]

Since Ken Shamrock is back in the UFC and on good terms with Dana again, does this mean we can FINALLY see Ken Shamrock in a UFC video game?

The best part of EA UFC is that the fighters all have their unique stances and animations. Ill give them that. Been playing this game lots and still UFC 3>>EA UFC>>EA MMA>>UFC 2010>>UFC 2009. EA UFC 2 will be great if they fine tune the game play a bit more, add in Pride, LOTS of legends (where the fuck is Hughes in this game, I thought he was announced) and a slick CAF system.

And have a career mode with actual fighters, or a title defence mode......unless it's there and I haven't noticed =/

 

[Lambda Pie]

Kap, just read LeBron is leaving the Heat. would you say around 80% of the bandwagoners are leaving too? PEACE

 

[TheKaeptain]

Kap, just read LeBron is leaving the Heat. would you say around 80% of the bandwagoners are leaving too? PEACE

If he leaves yes. Heat will have the lowest attendance of the year.

 

[Host Samurai]

When was the last time Ken has been in a UFC game? and who ya'll playin. You guys would have marked out hard if he were on the Pride roster in UFC 3. I would have had epic brawls with Lesnar.

I had some great CAF's in UFC 3 that were spot on. So pissed my save got starched when I transferred HDD's. My Fedor and Arona were great and I would pound on Tim Sylvia. Such great times.

 

[Lambda Pie]

When was the last time Ken has been in a UFC game? and who ya'll playin. You guys would have marked out hard if he were on the Pride roster in UFC 3. I would have had epic brawls with Lesnar.

I had some great CAF's in UFC 3 that were spot on. So pissed my save got starched when I transferred HDD's. My Fedor and Arona were great and I would pound on Tim Sylvia. Such great times.

i have an amazing idea for a F2P MMA game where people buy haircuts and shinpads and movesets. are you willing to fund it, Host?

 

[Host Samurai]

i have an amazing idea for a F2P MMA game where people buy haircuts and shinpads and movesets. are you willing to fund it, Host?

That is actually a great idea. Only if we can get Yukes to develop it.

 

[bone_and_sinew]

If he leaves yes. Heat will have the lowest attendance of the year.

Fuck outta here, check our $tats:
http://espn.go.com/nba/attendance/_/year/2010

We haven't been below average attendance since Wade's rookie year in 2004. Yes we have a ton of bandwagoners and ignorant fans but you haters act like basketball will die and we should sell to Seattle if LeBron goes. If LeBron leaves, we'll still have Bosh, Wade, and a ton of cap room for Pat Riley to build a good team in the East.

 

[Dipz]

That is actually a great idea. Only if we can get Yukes to develop it.

hey if you want them to basically hold the source code hostage while they re-negotiate with you over and over M-1 style then have fun.

 

[Dipz]

Kap, just read LeBron is leaving the Heat. would you say around 80% of the bandwagoners are leaving too? PEACE

The Decision II: Live on Pay-Per-View for only $29.95 ($39.95 in HD)

 

[alr1ght]

Giant Bomb's quick look of the UFC game is hilarious. You should watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4jatcylSmo

Couple more surgeries and you're almost there, Brittany.
http://a.pomf.se/jfdyhp.webm

 

[Dipz]

Giant Bomb's quick look of the UFC game is hilarious. You should watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4jatcylSmo

Couple more surgeries and you're almost there, Brittany.
http://a.pomf.se/jfdyhp.webm

lol @ the uneducated weight class banter at the beginning.

 

[bone_and_sinew]

Giant Bomb's quick look of the UFC game is hilarious. You should watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4jatcylSmo

Couple more surgeries and you're almost there, Brittany.
http://a.pomf.se/jfdyhp.webm

Baldwin looks like a normal fighter, Gertzmann looks like a fat Machida.

 

[Heel]

Bellator confirms the release of 21 fighters

Frank Baca
Keith Berry
Nathan Coy
Isaac DeJesus
Jared Downing
Carlos Eduardo
Jason Fischer
David Gomez
Sergej Grecicho
Trey Houston
Jeremy Kimball
Nick Kirk
Anthony Lemon
Anthony Leone
Rodrigo Lima
Travis Marx
Hiroshi Nakamura
Adam Parkes
Eric Prindle
Eric Smith
Tim Welch

 

[Plywood]

Dana must be so excited for the opportunity to hire 21 fucking studs.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Cocker cleaning house. The Marine Eric Prindle

 

[TheKaeptain]

'You see these studs? They competed in Bellator. That's a fucking tournament. They're studs. They're tough."

 

[Maklershed]

Bellator confirms the release of 21 fighters

Sign em up for TUF!

 

[Heel]

Dana must be so excited for the opportunity to hire 21 fucking studs.

We got... (scans cue card) ...Karo Downing vs. Jason Fisher, Carlos Eduardo vs. Ser... (hard cut) S. GreCICHO, Trey Houston vs. Nick Kirk.

Fight week, blog week.

 

[Gr1mLock]

If all 21 of those dudes perished in a terrible airplane crash the MMA world would lose exactly 400 bucks.

 

[dream]

That's not bad.

 

[Dipz]

Lambada I know you hate pixel art games but Shovel Knight looks amazing and people who have played it already are saying stuff like this:

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=117962471

 

[Lambda Pie]

Lambada I know you hate pixel art games but Shovel Knight looks amazing and people who have played it already are saying stuff like this:

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=117962471

8-bit retro aesthetic

holy jesus fuck, choke on nostalgia, you fuckin cunts.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

That's not bad.

 

[Dipz]

Needs more Jon Jones?