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MMA-GAF |OT5| Father Time Is Undefeated
- Thread starter polyh3dron
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Vitor looking like he can make 170. Weidman bout to retire this man, brehs.
Old lion is hibernate for now, emerge from den hungry for the kill. It's nothing but the Dolce. Blueberry makes the blood very smooth.
industrian
will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
So many potential jokes, so little time. Just like Benny.
So many potential jokes, so little time. Just like Benny.
Theyre both at the correct height to blow everyone in the gym
Butbut.. BJ said Dolce sucks!
Wow that is just fucking amazing. Hyped again.
glad somebody already posted it. Jones is scum.
bone_and_sinew
breaking down barriers in gratuitous nudity
They should've put this on Sportscenter instead of what we got.
Ryo Hazuki
Member
That would have definitely gotten me to pay $9.99 for a Fight Pass sub.
It's a shame this bout happened due to an injury.
A TUF with these two might have been great or just plain terrible if Bones kept the good guy gimmick going.
Black on black crime always delivers in PPV buys though.
MyAbsolution
Member
OpinionatedCyborg
Member
jones is such a fake he can't even play the heel right. what a piece of shit. greatest of all tahm, though.
http://instagram.com/p/rcqyqTsDPi/ follow up? jesus christ
All I saw were two guys who are really bad at improvising and working on the fly. Really exposing the business, imo.
bone_and_sinew
breaking down barriers in gratuitous nudity
I still have it open in a tab, I'll transcribe it.
Fake-ass punk: Hey pussy are you still there?
Future 205 champ: *stifled laugh* I'm here. I'm here. You are just the fakest person- I actually admire that you can actually be this fake in like when the tv comes on how you can just change, it's like you're a chameleon, it's awesome. It is unbelievable! It is unbelievable!
Fake-ass punk: Hey listen I'm a professional. The fact that you're a pussy, the fact that you're a pussy hasn't changed. But I'm a professional
Future 205 champ: It's unbelievable, it's unbelievable how fake you can really be! Like you are just such a fucking pussy! My god it is amazing! It is amazing! Well you know what hats off you got a great PR person
Fake-ass punk: Thank you
Future 205 champ: Because they do a great job with training you because you are just terrible. You are the fucking scum of the Earth, you are a terrible human being but you can sure turn it on huh?
Fake-ass punk: Thank you
Future 205 champ: God you fuck...I wish they would let me next door so I could spit in your fucking face.
Fake-ass punk: You know I would absolutely kill you if you ever did something like that right?
Future 205 champ: You could never you could never kill me
Fake-ass punk: Oh I betcha I could
Future 205 champ: Then you should try Jon, you really should try Jon
Fake-ass punk: No I would literally kill you if you spit in my face
Future 205 champ: Yeah yeah let's try that Jon
Fake-ass punk: Literally kill you
Future 205 champ: Let's try that Jon, I mean you're such...
Fake-ass punk: I'm not talking about -- I'm not saying I would fight you I said I would kill you if you did some silly shit like that
Future 205 champ: Jon- so Jon you think I'm just going to sit you there and let you kill me Jon? I mean really.
GungHo
Single-handedly caused Exxon-Mobil to sue FOX, start World War 3
How did they teach a roo to do the roo-bot?
this one still works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0YkYicPxxM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0YkYicPxxM
slightconfuse
Banned
DC going to get in that ass. Hope everyone is taking notes on how to build a fued
Maklershed
Member
So many potential jokes, so little time. Just like Benny.
The crazy thing is that's a desk fan.
bone_and_sinew
breaking down barriers in gratuitous nudity
To my defense, I've been a huge Cormier fan since he beat Monson and I've disliked Jones since he exposed himself to be a phony with the DUI. This fight is an intersection of two opposite feelings for two different fighters magnified on the biggest stage with the highest stakes. I'm just having fun with it and rooting for my guy.
This is all fake. They're going to shake hands after the fight, say they gained respect for the war the other guy put them through, and move on to the next opponent and barely acknowledge eachother going forward (unless there's a rematch). We know the business. That doesn't mean we can't have fun with it though.
Sato Koiji
Member
Jon is trying to reach for his desired personality...almost Jon...you almost got it...NOO IT SLIPS AWAYYYY...you ll never be how the people want you to be!
I never tried EA UFC online until today. Two matches. First one was totally legit. Good fun fight.
Second, was a fight against Aldo. The guy just got in close, and them spammed the fasted leg kick after leg kick, completely unstoppable until my leg was full red and I could barely move.
So yea. It's just like all EA games online. Probably really fun against friends though.
Second, was a fight against Aldo. The guy just got in close, and them spammed the fasted leg kick after leg kick, completely unstoppable until my leg was full red and I could barely move.
So yea. It's just like all EA games online. Probably really fun against friends though.
ldcommando
Banned
Just low parry and counter.
strikeselect
You like me, you really really like me!
We got death threats now? Interesting. As if the brawl wasn't bad enough.
"Sometimes, these things happen in MMA." - Gus Johnson
"Sometimes, these things happen in MMA." - Gus Johnson
Was it because of Megan Fox?
there's no mental gymnastics needed to call Jon Jones fake.
I would probably watch a movie where Megan Fox did jumping jacks for two hours but I legit liked this movie in a cheesy kids action movie kind of way.