My coworker thinks I'm stalking her because I found her home address on a website

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I think you're even more cynical of people than I am if you can't just accept my word as truth and want to twist your own version.
My intentions are as stated.


Im not cynical, I just seem to see rather large inconsistencies in your story. You said, twice, that you never think of this girl, yet you somehow magically thought of her when looking at a background info site, then looked her up, and remembered the information.

You are either lying to us, or yourself. Either way I think you should stop looking for validation/attention on GAF and try and get perspective. Through this entire thread you have not shown a single inkling of empathy for the girl that you made upset with your actions.
 
Son...... How the fuck would you react if a near stranger quoted personal info at you then said they'd been looking up even more personal info. Get a new job, she speaks to HR then your ass is done.
 
I've caught coworkers stalking me in conversation. My boss actually, she said something like "so I drove by your house on Saturday" and I asked "how do you know where I live?" and then she told me she had all employee contact info. Then I said- so you stalked me? she smiled at me a didn't say anything. So I said it's okay I'd stalk myself too and gave her a wink. Haha

Maybe your boss just wants to give you a big raise?
 
Why would he even do all that though? Out of nowhere?

Completely out of nowhere. I'd sat across from him for a couple of days at work when he started with it. My best guess is that the guy just didn't like me from the off, and/or his mysterious friend didn't like me. Either way, I never got to the bottom of it. I never found out who his mysterious friend was, but it was no doubt just some random asshole from school. I only kept in touch with a six people when I left school, and none of them lived/worked/studied anywhere near where this guy was from, so the chances of it being someone who actually matters to me are nil.
 
OP I think you should send her some flowers, ya know, to blow things over. You even know here address anything so its easy.

I lol'd. I think it's been said enough times, but yeah OP probably needs to brush up his social skills a little.

I usually get people thinking I'm a creepy loner but that's because I tend to be quiet/have resting bitch face lol.
 
Why did you do that?

I mean looking them up on social media is fine I guess, but telling then that you found her home address??

Just...Why?
 
Completely out of nowhere. I'd sat across from him for a couple of days at work when he started with it. My best guess is that the guy just didn't like me from the off, and/or his mysterious friend didn't like me. Either way, I never got to the bottom of it. I never found out who his mysterious friend was, but it was no doubt just some random asshole from school. I only kept in touch with a six people when I left school, and none of them lived/worked/studied anywhere near where this guy was from, so the chances of it being someone who actually matters to me are nil.

With this OP I would totally believe someone would do that out of the blue. Total non self awareness.



This is it, GAF's white whale, where 100% of responses agree. Will no one defend the OP's creepy as fuck honor?


Someone already said GAF is making a big deal out of it, Ishmael.
 
OP probably wrote this outside her window.

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Great start, OP. Now that you have her address and phone number, your next step is to phone her up while you masturbate. Don't say anything. Just let her hear your heavy breathing and the sound of a lubed up fist choking a shaft. She'll hang up, but keep calling her back until you.. y'know...
Then, since you know her address, you can mail her the old dirty sock you used to wipe up.

Chicks LOVE that sort of thing. It's considered suuuuper romantic these days. Trust me. I'm married and would never give bad advice on an internet message board.
 
I'm sorry but this thread cracked me up. If OP loses his job over this, I'm sorry for laughing but holy shit.

"I'm not a 'stalker', I prefer the term 'Social Media Analyst'" lol
 
Sorry if this sounds harsh, but you gotta be a idiot to even mention something like that to someone on a date. If you do, they're gonna think that you're stalking them.
 
My coworker thinks I'm stalking her because I collect her hairs from under her desk when she goes to lunch.

When I show my co-workers the dolls I made of them from family photos and celebrity gossip magazines they just avoid eye contact and never say anything about stalking when they stop talking to me.
 
I'm surprised the "Florida man" angle of this hasn't come up.

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NM

How do you know what she said in the bathroom?

Did you plant a listening device on the girl you are definitely not stalking?

Gaf's slipping for it to take that many posts.
 
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