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[Net_Wrecker]

At first I was like " Aight, so it's a little light stalking, whatever. You should never TELL the person that you Diet Stalked them though, that was a bad move."

BUT THEN.....

HOW DID OP HEAR HER IN THE BATHROOM??

A YO

LMAO

OP, u are already arrested

 

[GHG]

What is it with Gaffers doing weird shit at new jobs? Am I the only one who has noticed the trend here?

When I next need to hire someone I'm gonna put a prerequisite questionnaire in prior to CV submission. "Are you a member of NeoGAF" Yes/No.

All the yes answers will get binned automatically.

 

[RedRum]

HOW DID OP HEAR HER IN THE BATHROOM??

 

[JrBaconCheeseburger]

Like the other gaffer said.

Sounds like stalking to me.

 

[NeonBlack]

Also, don't tell her you made this thread.

 

[PerfectFlaw]

"You looked up my personal information online? OMG! That is too cute! Make love to me."

-How the OP thought in his head the conversation would play out

 

[Voltron64]

She's probably creeped out and scared of OP now and is going to do a google search of his name to see if he's some kind of sex offender or something and somehow stumble upon this thread.

 

[Grimsen]

you either Google a bit and be a hero, or you stalk long enough to see yourself become the villian.

 

[Aquavelvaman]

You should show her this thread, then she'll know that it it was all just a big misunderstanding.

 

[Ryck]

Amazing thread. Good job OP.

 

[Dalek]

Twist: OP was wearing a Girl disguise in the bathroom to eavesdrop.

 

[televator]

GAF, What stories do you have of people totally missing the mark and thinking you're something or someone you're not?

The one where this GAFer told a girl, that he barely met, that he knew when her birthday was because he looked up her bio on the internet. He didn't even see why that was weird.

 

[JrBaconCheeseburger]

Amazing thread. Good job OP.

My coworker thinks i'm stalking her because i found her home address on a website

 

[LordCanti]

I would send flowers to her home address as an apology. Make sure the card reads "I'm not stalking you I promise"

 

[hydrophilic attack]

dude, internet stalk girls you like all day long

but don't tell them, that's straight up dumb

 

[Grimsen]

I would send flowers to her home address as an apology. Make sure the card reads "I'm not stalking you I promise"

P.S. You look good tonight

 

[LyleLanley]

P.S. You look good tonight

Smell good.

 

[Ominym]

I would send flowers to her home address as an apology. Make sure the card reads "I'm not stalking you I promise"

Make sure to honk your car horn when you see her receive them from the delivery person too.

 

[BajiBoxer]

Did you confront her over what she said in the bathroom? Try to clear up the misconception?

 

[kai3345]

you should probably resign and move to another state

 

[RedRum]

P.S. You look good tonight

Smell good.

Shit, GAF

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

You don't even think about her but went out of your way to look up her personal information online?

 

[Syntsui]

Yeah OP, talk to her about what you eavesdropped near the bathroom. You are clearly not a stalker!

 

[Two Words]

I work at a place where the majority are women and looking at them I suspect could get you into trouble

What

 

[Deaf Spacker]

Yup you're a stalker, a pretty bad one at that.

 

[v1lla21]

Op wild. This dude was prob chillin in a stall with his feet on the seat tryna catch her. You wild.

 

[televator]

Did you confront her over what she said in the bathroom? Try to clear up the misconception?

"Listen, I heard what you said in the bathroom. I think you got the wrong idea. I am not stalking you, alright? I know where you live and who you voted for in the last primaries, but I'm not stalking you. Just wanna be clear."

 

[makingmusic476]

My coworker thinks I'm stalking her because I was stalking her.

 

[JrBaconCheeseburger]

I would hate to show up the next day once that news starts making the rounds.

 

[echoshifting]

The fact that you casually dropped that you knew her birthday month, months after asking her out and getting rejected, is what gives your story that whiff of extra crispy creepy

I can't understand why you did this at all but that is what puts it over the top

 

[Ban Puncher]

 

[Rhaknar]

I fear what your anime gif folder looks like.

 

[LordCanti]

P.S. You look good tonight

Smell good.

She looks up from the card and it's OP delivering the flowers in a fake mustache and hat. How did he get the delivery van and uniform? It's best not to ask.

 

[SilentRacoon]

You should go to her house without notice and apologize to her OP.

 

[LyleLanley]

She looks up from the card and it's OP delivering the flowers in a fake mustache and hat. How did he get the delivery van and uniform? It's best not to ask.

I assume the fake mustache in this scenario is made of hair the OP has secretly been collecting from her.

 

[Ban Puncher]

I fear what your anime gif folder looks like.

 

[BadAss2961]

OP stalked her whole life on the boardwalk.

 

[MartyStu]

Dude, you staked her. Weird, and borderline creepy, but w/e.

TELLING her is definitely creepy. Boundaries man.

 

[norinrad]

What

People have no problem with labeling someone a creep. It's better to mind my own business. heh

 

[dc3k]

"My coworker thinks I'm stalking her because I stalked her"

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

 

[Spikematic]

I can't stop laughing at this thread. I thought this shit only happened in bad sitcoms. Well done OP. Time to find a new job.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

"My coworker thinks I'm stalking her because I stalked her"

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

 

[norinrad]

Op at a job interview.

Hiring manager: so you have a pretty solid resume, tell me about your previous job and why did you leave?

Op: lol

 

[Gravy Boat]

I believe you op. I don't think most people would have went as far as to look up their address but pretty much everyone looks up people they have a crush on or are interested in on social media, which usually tells us more about that person than we have any real right to know. I don't think you meant anything by it.

Saying that, you'll probably not be able to convince her of that.

 

[Aquavelvaman]

Op at a job interview.

Hiring manager: so you have a pretty solid resume, tell me about your previous job and why did you leave?

Op: lol

OP: Did you know that we share a birth month? Also you live on the same street as a girl I saw on the bus this morning.

Hiring manager: You're hired.

 

[Eblo]

OP: Did you know that we share a birth month? Also you live on the same street as a girl I saw on the bus this morning.

Hiring manager: You're hired.

Hiring manager: We hope you enjoy working with us at https://floridaresidentdb.com/

 

[watershed]

Sounds like you're stalking her.

 

[GhaleonEB]

Were I on the receiving end of that interaction, I'd have gone to the manager or, in my case, HR. Immediately.

 

[Two Words]

People have no problem with labeling someone a creep. It's better to mind my own business. heh

Can you be specific what you mean by "looking" at an employee?

 

[spindashing]

HOW DID OP HEAR HER IN THE BATHROOM??

It is too late to be laughing this loud