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My parents gave me money in a gym sock without telling me

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Fritz

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Cute that your parents didn't think that outcome was a possibilty. My parents would have been like: "You know Fritz, there is money in that sock. Don't do anything stupid!"
 

Riggs

Banned
He's not long enough to reach the end of the sock, you don't need to mock the guy. Also, I would cum in my socks sometimes when I was in highschool, don't hate.

I feel bad now, blackace punishhh me.

Use scissors on the sock and extract the money like you are performing an operation.

Was thinking the same thing , I guess it's too late now.

KentPaul realest ni**a on GAf. Do I have to censor that word btw?
 

Ecto311

Member
...ewwwwww

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Cipherr

Member
I can't believe people actually masturbate into actual socks. Jesus, that has to be a generation Y thing. So ridiculous.
 

Riggs

Banned
Jesus I thought Bud took the cake. This dude just put an RPG into the bakery. Count down begins.

Wow that was the fastest ban I ve ever seen.
 

RionaaM

Unconfirmed Member
now after thinking about this, there's almost certainly dudes out there who jizz all over all their money, knowing how many people are going to touch it. Or maybe even do worse.

FUCK.
Stop giving me ideas. Or not, it could be fun. Anyway, I know what I'll be doing this afternoon.
 

Rad-

Member
Haha I didn't know jizzing into a sock was a real thing. I just thought it was made up in American Pie or something.
 
what the hell is going on here now?

and yeah, it's quite weird looking at money and wondering whose hands (or other body parts) it's been in.
 

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
Devo is the only butthurt one judging by the way she loves to talk about rape.

I'm kidding.

I've seen her picture. Not even a drunk father would rape that.
Only TD can create a thread about jizzing in a gym sock full of money that somehow still pulls random haters out of the woodwork. Rage against the machine!
 
That guy went down like a tiny zepplin. Also all money is either ass pennies or Sock Jizz dollars. i think the checkout ladies at walmart have the right idea, gloves, everywhere all the time.
 
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Deleted member 20920

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I think the best you could do with the money (after washing and drying it) is to deposit it into your bank account using those self deposit machines. At least it won't feel as weird as using the money and personally handing it to an actual person.
 

RionaaM

Unconfirmed Member
Oh fuck. And here I was thinking nothing could surpass my stupidity, which granted my first ban a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, at least I hadn't insulted anyone.

Seriously now, was that necessary? Badmouthing someone even when they aren't present?


Haha I didn't know jizzing into a sock was a real thing. I just thought it was made up in American Pie or something.
That was an apple pie, dude. And a flute, in one of those straight-to-DVD movies.
 
Devo is the only butthurt one judging by the way she loves to talk about rape.

I'm kidding.

I've seen her picture. Not even a drunk father would rape that.

Damn..... That escalated quickly.

Edit: OP how did you become aware of the money after the fact?

Did you investigate the sock to see your precious load?

If you were not aware when doing the act, I don't see any reason why you become aware after the fact.
 
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