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[Violet_0]

you know the deal, pics or it didn't happen

 

[Fritz]

Cute that your parents didn't think that outcome was a possibilty. My parents would have been like: "You know Fritz, there is money in that sock. Don't do anything stupid!"

 

[Riggs]

He's not long enough to reach the end of the sock, you don't need to mock the guy. Also, I would cum in my socks sometimes when I was in highschool, don't hate.

I feel bad now, blackace punishhh me.

Use scissors on the sock and extract the money like you are performing an operation.

Was thinking the same thing , I guess it's too late now.

KentPaul realest ni**a on GAf. Do I have to censor that word btw?

 

[akira28]

How much money. And also...what is the omen, you spooging all over your money?

 

[Alex Anderson]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okkM0tqKKOA

 

[LiK]

LOL, not the first thing I think about when I look at socks

 

[dankir]

How much money?

Also what the fuck.

Pretty much this... also who kerplodes inside a gym sock??

 

[Ecto311]

...ewwwwww

 

[Takamura-San]

I can't afford to give strippers hundreds. Who do you think I am, Christopher Lambert?

You're almost 30 and your parents gave you hundreds on a gym sock?

I wish i had your life.

 

[Foliorum Viridum]

You're almost 30 and your parents gave you hundreds on a gym sock?

I wish i had your life.

It's not all good. At least we can put Devo on ignore.

 

[Cipherr]

I can't believe people actually masturbate into actual socks. Jesus, that has to be a generation Y thing. So ridiculous.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Has the amount of money he jizzed on been disclosed already?

 

[Timedog]

It's not all good. At least we can put Devo on ignore.

Oh, now I get it, you're just super butthurt. Keep posting.

 

[diamount]

Should of used a condom.

 

[Foliorum Viridum]

Oh, now I get it, you're just super butthurt. Keep posting.

Devo is the only butthurt one judging by the way she loves to talk about rape.

I'm kidding.

I've seen her picture. Not even a drunk father would rape that.

 

[cheststrongwell]

You can't call bullshit on Timedog, just go with the flow and follow the thread.

I didn't realize it wash Timedog with his new avatar!

 

[EVOL 100%]

woah

 

[Timedog]

NM.

 

[Riggs]

Jesus I thought Bud took the cake. This dude just put an RPG into the bakery. Count down begins.

Wow that was the fastest ban I ve ever seen.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Well that escalated quickly.

 

[Neuromancer]

Wow what the hell. What is it about Timedog and Devo that make people so crazy?

 

[The Elite]

Devo is the only butthurt one judging by the way she loves to talk about rape.

I'm kidding.

I've seen her picture. Not even a drunk father would rape that.

I've never seen an account suicide quite like this before.

 

[RionaaM]

now after thinking about this, there's almost certainly dudes out there who jizz all over all their money, knowing how many people are going to touch it. Or maybe even do worse.

FUCK.

Stop giving me ideas. Or not, it could be fun. Anyway, I know what I'll be doing this afternoon.

 

[Rad-]

Haha I didn't know jizzing into a sock was a real thing. I just thought it was made up in American Pie or something.

 

[Timedog]

Wow what the hell. What is it about Timedog and Devo that make people so crazy?

People that have zero argumentative skill and have no other way to express their disdain for opposing opinions.

 

[Neuromancer]

We never found out how much money it was did we. OP this is important.

 

[The Elite]

People that have zero argumentative skill and have no other way to express their disdain for opposing opinions.

This is what happens when you spill your seed into a sock. Repent!!

We also need that dollar amount.

 

[SmithnCo]

Hahaha, what the fuck.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

We never found out how much money it was did we. OP this is important.

No, we didn't.

 

[ClassyPenguin]

Wow. Fish meet bait.

 

[Ravensmash]

what the hell is going on here now?

and yeah, it's quite weird looking at money and wondering whose hands (or other body parts) it's been in.

 

[Jackben]

Devo is the only butthurt one judging by the way she loves to talk about rape.

I'm kidding.

I've seen her picture. Not even a drunk father would rape that.

Only TD can create a thread about jizzing in a gym sock full of money that somehow still pulls random haters out of the woodwork. Rage against the machine!

 

[Krauser Kat]

That guy went down like a tiny zepplin. Also all money is either ass pennies or Sock Jizz dollars. i think the checkout ladies at walmart have the right idea, gloves, everywhere all the time.

 

[Red Liquorice]

If they gave you a box tissues, would you have put them on your feet?

 

[Timedog]

It was exacty one 100 dollar bill, folded in half. Very crisp. Soon to be even crisper.

 

[The Elite]

That guy went down like a tiny zepplin. Also all money is either ass pennies or Sock Jizz dollars. i think the checkout ladies at walmart have the right idea, gloves, everywhere all the time.

Ass pennies?

Do I want to know?

 

[Skellig Gra]

This is why I only use credit/debit cards.

 

[The Elite]

It was exacty one 100 dollar bill, folded in half. Very crisp. Soon to be even crisper.

Franklin took it on that big forehead of his.

 

[ClassyPenguin]

Passing the buck just took on a new meaning .

 

[Deleted member 20920]

I think the best you could do with the money (after washing and drying it) is to deposit it into your bank account using those self deposit machines. At least it won't feel as weird as using the money and personally handing it to an actual person.

 

[akira28]

easy come easy go

 

[Neuromancer]

It was exacty one 100 dollar bill, folded in half. Very crisp. Soon to be even crisper.

Give it away in this thread to one lucky gaffer.

 

[Riggs]

Give it away in this thread to one lucky gaffer.

This is how legends are born.

 

[PS3GamerKyle]

Came for the bans

Left satisfied.

Hey guys, keep fighting the good fight. It is entertaining

 

[dem]

I don't understand why someone would use a sock..

 

[RionaaM]

...

Oh fuck. And here I was thinking nothing could surpass my stupidity, which granted my first ban a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, at least I hadn't insulted anyone.

Seriously now, was that necessary? Badmouthing someone even when they aren't present?

Haha I didn't know jizzing into a sock was a real thing. I just thought it was made up in American Pie or something.

That was an apple pie, dude. And a flute, in one of those straight-to-DVD movies.

 

[The Elite]

It was exacty one 100 dollar bill, folded in half. Very crisp. Soon to be even crisper.

Take that $100 and invest in a Fleshlight.

 

[Keru_Shiri]

Foliorum Viridum must have been someone's alt...

As for the sock, eh, I got nothin'.

 

[Takamura-San]

Devo is the only butthurt one judging by the way she loves to talk about rape.

I'm kidding.

I've seen her picture. Not even a drunk father would rape that.

Damn..... That escalated quickly.

Edit: OP how did you become aware of the money after the fact?

Did you investigate the sock to see your precious load?

If you were not aware when doing the act, I don't see any reason why you become aware after the fact.

 

[Graphics Horse]

Next time they should put money in something more obvious, like this rubber piggy bank.