Chet Rippo
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What does Samus's sweat taste like?
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What does Samus's sweat taste like?
Shadow Hog
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I always kind of assumed shoes and dolphin, although I never really though about it (mostly because I never wanted to think about it).
But Shadowhog, to figure out where we're going we must know where we've been
I definitely agree on the shoes part. However, this past Christmas for secret santa I had a big Kirby fan so I commissioned a hollow paper mache Kirby that I could put Return to Dreamland and Mass Attack inside of. And after much deliberation the artists and I agreed that if Kirby existed he should be soft and fluffy, not rubbery. Stil a bit stretchy though. Everything just makes more sense that way. However, until the day we get official confirmation:
Shoes and fluffy means I would lick Kirby's feet
Leathery Kirby would make me go with Toon Link he seems like he'd taste like taffy
I'll preemptively answer the inevitable followup question of who would you most want to eat with the answer of Pit for fried angel wings. Preferably the Pit that has blue wings
I definitely agree on the shoes part. However, this past Christmas for secret santa I had a big Kirby fan so I commissioned a hollow paper mache Kirby that I could put Return to Dreamland and Mass Attack inside of. And after much deliberation the artists and I agreed that if Kirby existed he should be soft and fluffy, not rubbery. Stil a bit stretchy though. Everything just makes more sense that way. However, until the day we get official confirmation:
Shoes and fluffy means I would lick Kirby's feet
Leathery Kirby would make me go with Toon Link he seems like he'd taste like taffy
I'll preemptively answer the inevitable followup question of who would you most want to eat with the answer of Pit for fried angel wings. Preferably the Pit that has blue wings
Neoriceisgood
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Did someone in this thread once say they'd love to rub their willy inbetween Jigglypuff and Kirby?
Because I could swear that happened.
Because I could swear that happened.
Shadow Hog
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Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
Wait... have we seen what Kirby's feet look like anyway?
Nocturnowl
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All this talk is going to lead to the new SSB classic mode boss, Master Foot.
Red Arremer
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ScraftyDevil
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I don't think this tops Mr. Game and Watch's feet. However, it probably tastes like Chozo.
Excite Truck!
Chet Rippo
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That was the Sears.com selling King Dedede porn merch thread from a few months ago.
ExciteBOT
Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
But what would it be - a floating shoe, a floating sock, or a dismembered foot?
Shadow Hog
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It'd be the Monty Python foot, obviously.
What is going on over here? lol. And kirby looks like he would feel like a dolphin but not as slick.
SandBag with a gun.
Even the name Master Foot leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
SandBag with a gun.
Even the name Master Foot leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
Sounds like Athlete's Foot.
I wonder if the characters get them from all that fighting without changing their clothes.
I wonder if the characters get them from all that fighting without changing their clothes.
Neoriceisgood
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Ah right! Thank you!
I could swear that happened, I just didn't rememeber where or how.
That was a great thread.
Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
Wouldn't the flames burn the fungus?
Neoriceisgood
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Thank you!
That was an amazing thread.
That was an amazing thread.
DICKS AHOY
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I'm not that fussed since I think they'd probably break up the flow of regular matches anyway, but they could always try and make Final Smashes work like traditional fighting game Super's and heavily fine-tune and balance them as a result.
Professor Beef
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But then that's too similar to Bowser's Giga Bowser transformation, and then you'll have people complaining about unoriginality and landmasters and ohgodshutthefuckupfanbase
When they see how awesome it is in game, they will finally be enlightened. However, they'll probably still buy the game anyway just like everyone does with Pokemon.
True I agree. In their current state, Final Smashes are just very unbalanced even in a free for all environment. I mean if your main priority in a match becomes to keep Sonic from the Smash Ball then there might be a flaw.
Man, that would be a preety epic sight to see though. They should throw in a Giga Mario who can destroy the whole stage expact the basic platforms.
Chet Rippo
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It's already been a year since then? Fucking hell.
IntelliHeath
As in "Heathcliff"
Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
Final Smashes are meant to be personal hammers anyway. Unlilke SOME party brawler they're complete optional.
DICKS AHOY
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That 5th point is far more offensively dumb than suggesting a certain furry trio should be further differentiated from each other in SSB4. All they really need are unique FS's and in Falco's case a new recovery, sideB and a variation on his blaster. Always wondered why SSE showed Falco using dual-blasters in cutscenes when he didn't in-game.
FUNKNOWN iXi
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I'd prefer the next Smash to play more like Smash 64 to be honest. Game is too good..
ScreenSplitter
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So the point of the article = let's shoehorn a bunch of Namco Bandai characters in there that have no place being there?
Neoriceisgood
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If you had to lick the feet of one Smash char, who would it be?
Chet Rippo
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Are you sure that's a good thing?
Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
I thought 64 has the best speed, oomph on attacks, and fun.
IntelliHeath
As in "Heathcliff"
Yeah, N64 was hellacious fun! I don't mind to purchase that game on VC. Hmmm
Edited: Expect me to start up the smash cycle once again with wish washy dream list tonight.
Afro Gunsou
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I find it ridiculous that in an article that brings up TONS of Namco characters, it manages to forget the only two who are likely to be included: Pac-Man and Dig Dug. Very stupid.
Nocturnowl
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oomph indeed, landing a smash attack is pretty damn invigorating.
Then there's the super hyped up crowd that practically lose their shit if you barely manage to make a recovery.
IntelliHeath
As in "Heathcliff"
I would be fine with Pac-Man, Dig Dug or Llyod. I don't think I am interested to see Tekken characters in SSB.
I am very reasonable with Third Party, at long it represented their history with Nintendo, such as
Bomberman and Mega Man.
FUNKNOWN iXi
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That's how I feel. There wasn't enough hitstun in Melee and the camera sucked. Brawl was too floaty, slow and simple.
Smash 64 though? Yes please. I think it's a great balance between Melee and Brawl with tons of extensive combos.
lol exaggeration - Not how it plays out competitively unless you're playing against Kirby nerds.
Just one example of some badass and realistically performable combos. - You simply can't do these kinda combos in Melee or Brawl.
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