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Nintendo Switch 2 I pledge will be successful because of: Zelda, Mario, Metroid.
Always remember.
wow, goes to show what a piece shit this company actually is, that someone had to literally plead with them to realize they needed to include that to really sell the concept.
Tarrifs just got announced today, the presentation and price announcement was done before that. Expect to pay more than that announced price.Tariffs have nothing to do with it. If they did, the system would be cheaper in Europe, Australia, and Canada but more expensive in the US. But that's not the case. They're the same price (generally, adjusted for exchange rates) as the US model in every other market except Japan.
It's not. The cart is a license key….
I would have rather pay $10 for a proper cart. Bravely Default Remaster can't be a huge game.
I highly doubt it. People are freaking out about tariffs but ignoring how badly every other country has been fucking the US with their own for a long time.Tarrifs just got announced today, the presentation and price announcement was done before that. Expect to pay more than that announced price.
Ah yes, the overpriced Switch which has sold 120+ million units and is on it's way to dethroning PS2 as the best selling console of all time LMAOThe regular Switch was overpriced, Switch 2 is overpriced. Simple actually
Switch 2 with Mario Kart - 500 USD
Switch 2 Pro Controller - 80 USD
MicroSD Express Card - 55 USD
$635 USD and I'm only including the Mario Kart bundle because it would be beyond foolish to buy the SKU without it, but even the cheaper SKU brings you to 585 USD for a total of 512GB of storage. For what looks like a last gen console.
Yet people were complaining about the PS5 Pro at 700 USD with a 2TB storage drive...
It's honestly wild to see who is praising the Switch 2 today and had pitchforks out for PS5 Pro... The Series S is a better deal than this thing.
Portable and 2 hour battery life lol.
(I get it we just don't have the technology yet)
the prices are insane but the nintendo diehards will gladly bend over and pay for it, because they cannot resist the first party titles.
What sales are you talking about? Does Nintendo have sales? Right now breath of the Wild Switch 1 is almost $60 in Amazon for example.I actually don't mind the price too much as I have already a lot of switch games and I'm super patient for sales and price drops.
What I DO mind are region locks. I hate them. So it's becoming a pass for me.
Does this put SW2 into an enthusiast/fan territory? How many middle income parents would rush to get this for their kiddies? Surely I am not going to be one of them.
The first party games dont go on sale often, and when they do, not by much. 3rd party games on the other hand go on sale all the time.What sales are you talking about? Does Nintendo have sales? Right now breath of the Wild Switch 1 is almost $60 in Amazon for example.
Switch 2 with Mario Kart - 500 USD
Switch 2 Pro Controller - 80 USD
MicroSD Express Card - 55 USD
$635 USD and I'm only including the Mario Kart bundle because it would be beyond foolish to buy the SKU without it, but even the cheaper SKU brings you to 585 USD for a total of 512GB of storage. For what looks like a last gen console.
Yet people were complaining about the PS5 Pro at 700 USD with a 2TB storage drive...
It's honestly wild to see who is praising the Switch 2 today and had pitchforks out for PS5 Pro... The Series S is a better deal than this thing.
You forgot that part that has Covid, lots of relief money and 2017-2020 stock market bonanza.Ah yes, the overpriced Switch which has sold 120+ million units and is on it's way to dethroning PS2 as the best selling console of all time LMAO
This makes the PS5 Pro look like an absolute bargain in comparison.
Yup.
I'm finna drop 6 hondo on technology from 2013 just to get the console experience which is all I care about (handheld has little to no value for me).
Insanity really. This makes the PS5 Pro look like an absolute bargain in comparison. Where are all the YouTube shills crying about FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE USE DOLLARS for this?
Even DF is at it again glazing it and overlooking the price and the increased price of games... Imagine if it was Sony doing this...
They were talking about Cyberpunk dropping as low as 540p and they were STILL glazing it... 540p with no RTX and no DLSS... can you imagine?
And I bet Sony will drop their own handheld by holiday season 2026 and the thing will be 500-600 dollars with better battery life and PSSR equivalent to FSR4 and DF will shit all over it... Save this post.
They're counting on FOMO and a lack of alternative holiday/birthday presents pushing people towards Switch 2 regardless of the price.
I think they're in for a rude awakening, but we'll see. Maybe they're right, but I what I'd be willing to put money on is that there won't be very many two-three Switch 2 households at least not at this price and with this SKU.
I think they saw how well the Switch OLED sold and figured that people would be willing to pay more for a more powerful system with the right exclusives. They put zero effort into the features of the system outside some genuine quality of life stuff like the magnetic joycons. The mouse is a really dumb idea and I actually wonder if they'll make it compatible with a Bluetooth mouse or release at some point an official mouse.
I totally agree. I don't feel that there are any significant feature differentiators for their mainstream audience. Not sure how iterative improvements, combined with an increased cost of hardware and games will fare here.
That didn't help GameCube...Nintendo Switch 2 I pledge will be successful because of: Zelda, Mario, Metroid.
That didn't help GameCube...
Bro, I want to buy the system and games, but they just want to reach into your pocket for the loose change! Is the eShop gonna have a tip screen at checkout, fuckNickel and dime tendo
The big game I'm interested in is Metroid Prime 4 but I think that still has a 2025 date. I mainly interested in Switch 2 for that. Depending on availability I might stick with the regular Switch 1 version for that.The big launch game is Mario Kart World and then a long list of third party games. Then there's a bunch more releasing over Summer. Was there anything specific game you wanted the release day for?
This is to stop people from using the cheap Yen to buy a Japanese Switch for much cheaper than their local currency, thus shorting the supply in Japan. I don't think this will affect special versions.DearbelovedNINTENDO, please fuck you directly, thank you.
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Especially when we know for sure that some game collector eđition will be exclusive to Japan.
I hope you will fail "à la Wii U".
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There's zero chance that it renders natively at 4k and zero chance that Nintendo's invested in any R&D.No mention of any type of DLSS/image upscaler? Presume it has something like that though.....
Yeah, scalper in Japan is really badThis is to stop people from using the cheap Yen to buy a Japanese Switch for much cheaper than their local currency, thus shorting the supply in Japan. I don't think this will affect special versions.
Then price would matter a lot more and value per dollar and blah blah blah…Even DF is at it again glazing it and overlooking the price and the increased price of games... Imagine if it was Sony doing this...
The price announcement was made prior to the announcement on the tariffs. There has been no indication of whether it will affect the price of the Switch 2 and games yet. I doubt that Nintendo will absord part or all of the tariff, if they are enforced. Stock that is already warehoused within the US should not be affected. Future stock and resupplies may be.Have they raised the US rrp for the tariffs yet? I can't imagine they won't be making this thing in Vietnam and China - unless consoles are exempt. 30% to 40% is quite a bump.