Gospel Gossip with Stro:
2 Steve Corinthians are worse than 1
“Allow us to boast—and my conscience tells me this is true---....” Mother fucker, you aren't supposed to boast about anything. Mother fucking Paul. First perverter of the words of Jesus. Can't believe it seems 80% of Christianity came from this dude, who was just making up his own rules and traditions in order to convert Gentiles.
“Don't think I make my plans with ordinary human motives.” This piece of shit is a better human than all of us. Perhaps his plans are divine. I can't believe this shit. I really can't. This dude is clearly hijacking Jesus for his own views and most of Christian doctrine came from him, not Jesus.
The works of Moses are dark and old, but the works of Christ are bright and new. This dude. Really hates Mosaic Law. He shit talks it every chance he gets, at one point going to far as to blame it for a lot of sins, because he didn't even know what coveting was before he read the Law, and he immediately began to covet and sin.
He talks about how these people raised so much money for God and for the apostles, even when they were poor they gave beyond their means. “It is not an order I am giving you, but the opportunity to test your generous love against the earnestness which others show.” “As I say, this is only a suggestion – it's my counsel about what is best for you in this matter.” He's asking for money. A lot of money. All the money these people can give, even if they have no money. But it's just a suggestion. A suggestion by a guy who acts with the same authority as Jesus, and sometimes even more authority than Jesus. A guy who says people are HIS children and HIS sheep, not Jesus'. This is gross.
“I only ask that I do not have to bully you when I come –for I'll be bold if I need to be---to confront some among you I could name, who think we live by worldly standards.” Yes, this dude, in the name of Jesus, is straight up threatening people to convert/give him money. In the name of Jesus.
He says that he doesn't feel, “the least bit inferior to the 'super apostles'”, and then goes on to say people saying they are equal with him are “false apostles and deceitful workers”. Wait. What makes him
not a false apostle? He didn't live and eat with Jesus. He never met the guy. He was either not born or an infant when Jesus died. Now he's running around trying to create divisions within Christianity and the apostles themselves.
“Are they minsters of Christ? Now I'm really talking like a fool—I am more of one! I have worked much harder, been in prison far more often, been flogged more severely, and been exposed to death time and again. Five times I was given thirty-nine lashes by Temple authorities. Three times I was beaten with sticks. They stoned me once. I was shipwrecked three times, once spending a night and a day in the open sea. And I have been constantly on the move—in danger from raging rivers, in danger from highway robbers, in danger from Jews, in danger from Gentiles, in danger in the city, in danger in the country, in danger at sea and in danger from false sisters and brothers. I have labored long and hard, often going without sleep; I've known hunger and thirst, often going without food; I've been cold and naked. And on top of everything, there is the daily stress of my anxiety for all the churches.” MOTHER FUCKER NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU.
Grand Wizard Galatians
Paul opens this by saying he was appointed through Jesus, not through human agency. That's not true at all. A. Jesus was dead before Paul was even able to understand anything besides either how warm it was in his mom's stomach or shitting himself. B. Even in other books, it never says Jesus appointed him an an apostle. It says Jesus came down to ask him why he was persecuting him so much.
He goes on to say that even if angels come down preaching something else than the gospel that HE is teaching, then you're all fucked for following it. THEN he goes on to put himself on the same level as Peter, saying The Chosen One appointed him to the Gentiles just like He did for Peter and the Jews. Except Jesus didn't want his followers preaching to the Gentiles to begin with, because he was the Messiah for the Jewish people. But then this fucker says, “”When Peter came to Antioch, however, I opposed him to his face, since he was manifestly in the wrong.” He called out Peter for not acting like a proper Jew and for teaching the wrong shit. Peter. Jesus' favorite disciple, who he put in charge of everything once he was gone. And this late convert has the balls to call this dude out in public and tell him he's wrong about the Good News?
Near the end he is upset because the last time he was visiting, people treated him as if he were God or Jesus himself, yet now they are cold to him. Note that he doesn't say, “I don't compare to them” or anything like that. Just that he's sad he's not being treated like them now.
He ends by going in on the Jews (and probably Peter specifically) saying how they only want to get converts to get circumcised so they can brag to themselves about it.
Ephineas Godwinn
Paul outright states the Jesus is God himself, which has been a pretty wishy-washy subject through out the whole New Testament. Jesus never said he was God, and always deferred to God. There are a few times he uses I AM, which was in reference to Old Testament scripture when God revealed himself, but I feel like there are a lot more cons than pros for Jesus actually being God incarnate. Even before this, Paul almost always refers to them as separate beings. Everyone else seems content with “Son of God” or “Only Begotten”.
Then he says “ no promiscuous, unclean, or lustful” person has any inheritance in the Kingdom of God, which is another direct contradiction of Jesus.
Phillipians Brooks Talking With Paul Levesque
Here, he goes back on Jesus being God and makes it clear that while Christ was created in the image of God, he wasn't an equal to God. Make up your mind, PAL.
He also continues to dig in on the other apostles, saying they're selfish and doing things for their own glory instead of for Jesus. This mother fucker. I can't believe the Church ran with this guy. What a piece of shit. He also calls Jews, “the mutilators”.
Colossians Home Video
This cunt talks more about HIS sacrifices than Jesus'.
More shitting on Mosaic Law, even going so far as to say to not give a shit about the Sabbath if you don't want to.
I fucking hate Paul. This dude is a huckster to the highest degree. He's the first shit head televangelist type. Fuck this guy. It really blows my mind that no one caught on to the shit he was saying. He's clearly not preaching what Jesus taught. He's teaching almost the complete opposite most of the time.
