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November Wrasslin |OT| Ask Not The Jobber How John Cena Wins
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slightconfuse
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Agent Carter is going to,be dope
Heh, funny thing....when I searched The Librarian on Hulu to see if it had a series page yet, Buffy episodes showed in the results.
I don't get the hate. It's awesome. Suits him perfectly.
I wonder if I will like him now after this interview?
Sounded great when those CARNY MOTHERFUCKERS played it and his video before Raw for cheap heat when fans were already chanting we want Sting.
CARNY MOTHER FUCKERS
avengers23
Banned
It's not a bad cast for the show: Christian Kane and John Larroquette.
As for Bob Holly, I hope he tells stories about how he likes to stiff other wrestlers, his beef with Heidenreich, and how he thinks there's a double standard with the Wellness Policy. Ugh, Bob Holly.
bean breath
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They've been photographed backstage wearing matching red Adidas track suits. The same tracksuits that Brodus Clay wore, which leads me to believe that they are going to do the reverse of Clay's debut. He had vignette's about him being a big menacing guy, then came out dancing.
funkystudent
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You know. Its cool they are doing the silent Crow Sting thing again but I bet it sucked for Sting that he was in front of the biggest crowd he was in over a decade, finally debuting in the WWE but he couldn't even crack a smile.
Also was Sting wearing a t shirt or is he wearing a simalar get up to his early crow gear?
Would be fine with that kind of gear if it means hiding the old man tits.
Also was Sting wearing a t shirt or is he wearing a simalar get up to his early crow gear?
Would be fine with that kind of gear if it means hiding the old man tits.
British Monsoon
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Great promo from Jimmy Havoc ahead of PROGRESS Chapter 16 next Sunday;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n60UVffHw8E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n60UVffHw8E
No, not the nazi staff!! BOOOOOOO!!!
Think we got the same thing at home. Raw opened with his entrance video, so I got all excited too :/
D
Deleted member 47027
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The cunt? Let's have a "butchers" as you people say.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that feels this way.......that jurassic world trailer
lovely ladies
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You know. Its cool they are doing the silent Crow Sting thing again but I bet it sucked for Sting that he was in front of the biggest crowd he was in over a decade, finally debuting in the WWE but he couldn't even crack a smile.
Also was Sting wearing a t shirt or is he wearing a simalar get up to his early crow gear?
Would be fine with that kind of gear if it means hiding the old man tits.
He was wearing a t-shirt with sweatpants.
FlammableD
Banned
I'm legit upset.
Yes, Noble and Mercury, J&J Security!
But, uh, don't watch after Bryans music hits. It's best to live in ignorance until someone tells you it's safe to watch again.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Did you see shirtless Lucha Larry the Cable Guy already?
The show goes downhill from there.
It's because Trips is off TV for a while.
shit........
British Monsoon
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Lol, fuckin DDT;
"Honda and Sasadango Machine both had the flu during yesterday's show so they had a Sneeze Prevention Deathmatch. Honda lost when he sneezed."
WWE wishes it was this FnP.
"Honda and Sasadango Machine both had the flu during yesterday's show so they had a Sneeze Prevention Deathmatch. Honda lost when he sneezed."
WWE wishes it was this FnP.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Buckethead
Banned
Sting's theme is just so convoluted.
It sounds like Raven's theme mixed with The Rock's theme mixed with Takers' theme.
It sounds like Raven's theme mixed with The Rock's theme mixed with Takers' theme.
You kidding? That's every meeting with Vincent Kennedy McMahon.
I.......I don't know if I want to see that.
I'd rather remain ignorant and live in a WWE Universe where it didn't happen.
It sounds like Hans Zimmer was brought in to work on a Nolan movie.
Mr. Enigma
Member
That's fucking hilarious that they played Sting's titantron then immediately cut it off with Steph and HHH's entrance when the live TV feed came on to make it seem like they were getting booed.
so you guys watch this shit every week, huh?
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Mr. Luchador
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Lucha the Cable Guy. Much shame.
Gospel Gossip With Stro
Theszalonians
More shitting on the Jews. Always need to remind the Gentiles that they killed Jesus and God doesn't like them. Both of which are true, but Paul isn't saying it for the history lesson.
He's also really concerned about what people do with their dicks and vaginas. Like,
weirdly concerned.
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2 Theszalonians
This cunt is warning everyone of the upcoming antichrist/Fallen One. HE'S WARNING EVERYONE ABOUT HIMSELF.
______________________________________________________________________
1 Lunchtime Suicide with Timothy White
Paul immediately starts this book out by bitching about people following any one but him and his version of Christianity. He goes on to say that the Law is really only for sinners anyway, and good people are good and therefore don't need to mess with the Law since they know how to act.
Women are to be quiet and completely submissive during religious instruction. I don't permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man. She must remain silent. After all, Adam was formed first, then Eve. And Adam was not the one deceivedit was the woman who was deceived and became the sinner. Well.
He talks about how bishops should be: Not drunks, able to keep their own house in line, only be married once, not be new converts lest the become conceited and incur the punishment of the Devil. Wait. THIS FUCKING GUY was a new convert and started preaching hardcore and was himself conceited as shit. WHY IS NO ONE PAYING ATTENTION TO ALL THE BULLSHIT HE'S REVEALING ABOUT HIMSELF?
He talks a lot about how nice you should be to widows. Especially ones 60 and older, because young women just want to fuck and gossip and be bitchy to everyone, so don't help them out too much.
Encourages people to drink while at the same time DO NOT DRINK INTOXICANTS comes up a lot in both the Old and New Testaments. He's trying to confuse you, y'all.
Dear Timothy, guard what has been entrusted to you. Avoid the blasphemous philosophical discussions and absurdities of what is falsely called knowledge. That sounds an awful lot like the line in the Koran about not talking to people who deeply question the faith, because they might be the Devil trying to trick you into sinning.
______________________________________________________________________
2 Lunchtime Suicide with Timothy White
More of this I sacrifice SO MUCH for you, this is SO HARD for me, but I LOOOOOOVEEEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOU horseshit. You ain't Jesus, mother fucker.
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Titus O'Neil
'Cretans have always been liars, evil animals and lazy gluttons.' This is a true statement.
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Pokemon
Paul calls himself, A prisoner for Christ Jesus, because he can't go one god damn thing without bringing up how persecuted HE is. It seems he's sending a letter to his old lady so she'll send his son back to him and Paul can then make him a disciple and shit, but usage of son in Christianity can pretty much always mean either actual son or son in Jesus. And I don't give enough of a shit to look up the interpretation of this.
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Hebrews Brothers
The final days are upon us. Already? Shit man, your time line was way off. It's been 2000 years and the last day hasn't come yet. It 's time to double down on all of this and be more vigilant with your faith, because shit is about to go down. TIGHTEN UP, WORLD.
But Jesus has been found worth of greater honor than Moses, just as the builder of a house receives more honor than the house itself. This makes no sense to me. The metaphor is backwards. Moses built the house. Jesus is the house. So the house should be receiving more honor in this situation.
The Law wasn't able to make anything perfect. The Law was the mother fucking undisputed word of GOD, mother fucker. This dude is literally saying God was wrong in the MOTHER FUCKING BIBLE. He's also saying that God made a better promise and covenant with Jesus, which implies the previous one was imperfect, which is something God can't be according to...everything.
A lot of detail on exactly how the new Covenant works. Back in the day, high priests were assigned and would go into the holy spot and sacrifice blood once a year. But Jesus was assigned high priest by God himself, and by shedding his blood, there is no need for anymore sacrifices. Jesus' sacrifice covers the sacrifice of everything, so stop killing oxen and shit because God doesn't need any of that.
He covers Abel through Moses and how their faith was so dope. Actually, the last one he gives details on was Rahab, a prostitute who allowed Jewish spies into her home and was forgiven for her sins.
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Real Double J Jesse James
Paul claims that faith in Jesus must not allow favoritism. Well, that's weird, because both God and Jesus showed clear favoritism all the time. God showed favoritism to the Jews and a bunch of specific Jews that he showed even more favoritism to. Jesus also showed favoritism to the Jews, and loved Peter the most out of anyone. He also claims showing favoritism is sin. So...is he saying God and Jesus are sinners?
I'm almost done with this. Thankfully, because I'm just about as sick of Paul's shit as I can be. All I have left is a revelation about some john's peter. FUCK PAUL. Paul is one CARNY MOTHER FUCKER, just like WWE for dicking everyone around with this Sting bullshit.
Theszalonians
More shitting on the Jews. Always need to remind the Gentiles that they killed Jesus and God doesn't like them. Both of which are true, but Paul isn't saying it for the history lesson.
He's also really concerned about what people do with their dicks and vaginas. Like,
weirdly concerned.
______________________________________________________________________
2 Theszalonians
This cunt is warning everyone of the upcoming antichrist/Fallen One. HE'S WARNING EVERYONE ABOUT HIMSELF.
______________________________________________________________________
1 Lunchtime Suicide with Timothy White
Paul immediately starts this book out by bitching about people following any one but him and his version of Christianity. He goes on to say that the Law is really only for sinners anyway, and good people are good and therefore don't need to mess with the Law since they know how to act.
Women are to be quiet and completely submissive during religious instruction. I don't permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man. She must remain silent. After all, Adam was formed first, then Eve. And Adam was not the one deceivedit was the woman who was deceived and became the sinner. Well.
He talks about how bishops should be: Not drunks, able to keep their own house in line, only be married once, not be new converts lest the become conceited and incur the punishment of the Devil. Wait. THIS FUCKING GUY was a new convert and started preaching hardcore and was himself conceited as shit. WHY IS NO ONE PAYING ATTENTION TO ALL THE BULLSHIT HE'S REVEALING ABOUT HIMSELF?
He talks a lot about how nice you should be to widows. Especially ones 60 and older, because young women just want to fuck and gossip and be bitchy to everyone, so don't help them out too much.
Encourages people to drink while at the same time DO NOT DRINK INTOXICANTS comes up a lot in both the Old and New Testaments. He's trying to confuse you, y'all.
Dear Timothy, guard what has been entrusted to you. Avoid the blasphemous philosophical discussions and absurdities of what is falsely called knowledge. That sounds an awful lot like the line in the Koran about not talking to people who deeply question the faith, because they might be the Devil trying to trick you into sinning.
______________________________________________________________________
2 Lunchtime Suicide with Timothy White
More of this I sacrifice SO MUCH for you, this is SO HARD for me, but I LOOOOOOVEEEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOU horseshit. You ain't Jesus, mother fucker.
______________________________________________________________________
Titus O'Neil
'Cretans have always been liars, evil animals and lazy gluttons.' This is a true statement.
______________________________________________________________________
Pokemon
Paul calls himself, A prisoner for Christ Jesus, because he can't go one god damn thing without bringing up how persecuted HE is. It seems he's sending a letter to his old lady so she'll send his son back to him and Paul can then make him a disciple and shit, but usage of son in Christianity can pretty much always mean either actual son or son in Jesus. And I don't give enough of a shit to look up the interpretation of this.
______________________________________________________________________
Hebrews Brothers
The final days are upon us. Already? Shit man, your time line was way off. It's been 2000 years and the last day hasn't come yet. It 's time to double down on all of this and be more vigilant with your faith, because shit is about to go down. TIGHTEN UP, WORLD.
But Jesus has been found worth of greater honor than Moses, just as the builder of a house receives more honor than the house itself. This makes no sense to me. The metaphor is backwards. Moses built the house. Jesus is the house. So the house should be receiving more honor in this situation.
The Law wasn't able to make anything perfect. The Law was the mother fucking undisputed word of GOD, mother fucker. This dude is literally saying God was wrong in the MOTHER FUCKING BIBLE. He's also saying that God made a better promise and covenant with Jesus, which implies the previous one was imperfect, which is something God can't be according to...everything.
A lot of detail on exactly how the new Covenant works. Back in the day, high priests were assigned and would go into the holy spot and sacrifice blood once a year. But Jesus was assigned high priest by God himself, and by shedding his blood, there is no need for anymore sacrifices. Jesus' sacrifice covers the sacrifice of everything, so stop killing oxen and shit because God doesn't need any of that.
He covers Abel through Moses and how their faith was so dope. Actually, the last one he gives details on was Rahab, a prostitute who allowed Jewish spies into her home and was forgiven for her sins.
______________________________________________________________________
Real Double J Jesse James
Paul claims that faith in Jesus must not allow favoritism. Well, that's weird, because both God and Jesus showed clear favoritism all the time. God showed favoritism to the Jews and a bunch of specific Jews that he showed even more favoritism to. Jesus also showed favoritism to the Jews, and loved Peter the most out of anyone. He also claims showing favoritism is sin. So...is he saying God and Jesus are sinners?
I'm almost done with this. Thankfully, because I'm just about as sick of Paul's shit as I can be. All I have left is a revelation about some john's peter. FUCK PAUL. Paul is one CARNY MOTHER FUCKER, just like WWE for dicking everyone around with this Sting bullshit.
spindashing
Banned
I finally understand the context of this .gif! I started the series this weekend and I am mentally kicking myself for not doing so sooner.
That's the most embarrassing thing I've seen in pro wrestling this month and I saw Larry the Cable guy as a shirtless luchador in person just last night. That dude looks and sounds like such a fucking tool.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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It's a great show. Watched all the entire show twice so far.
newdayrocks
Member
That was my wife's very first observation at the house show my son and I took her to last year.
Serpentine
Banned
¡HarlequinPanic!
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buckethead
bray on austin's podcast is pretty good: some fun nuggets of info
1-austin's theme was the end result of him bringing Bulls On Parade to Jim Johnston
2-bray wyatt indeed collaborated with waylon mercy on his character~
British Monsoon
Member
He's meant to be a fucking tool, that's kinda the point. Also, really, stro? Really? Larry the fucking Cable Guy? Really? smh. You deserve every nugget of shit Vince served up to you at RAW, I'm glad the carnies trolled you.
this was a great read
BronsonLee
Member
Apparently ROH is running the 2300 Arena in 2015?
British Monsoon
Member
Huh, be interesting to see if they draw a typical ECW arena crowd of shitheads.
FlammableD
Banned
You could have just said the ECW Arena hipster
BronsonLee
Member
I'll say this; for the price of tickets, House of Hardcore drew WAY more than I thought they would.
CHIKARA is a crap shoot, but the ROH Arena shows before have been OK. I remember seeing Nakajima/Dragon and Claudio/Sasaki there, IIRC
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