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[paperboywriter]

You don't even know how how much pleasure this shit show is giving me.

 

[BoogieWoogie]

This is the first time that I've seen Sanders looking overwhelmed.

 

[Ithil]

I wonder if Donald will eventually just quit.

If he did, he'd do it on twitter. Just out of the blue posts "I hereby resign my position as president of the United States #maga" and he's gone.

 

[minor effort]

I'm hoping at some point Trump tries to fire Pence just because he thinks he can.

 

[Wag]

Sarah has a couple of weeks in her, sessions next


LOL you need a babysitter lol

Sessions is going to be moved to Homeland Security so Trump can hire someone who'll fire Mueller.

 

[~Kinggi~]

apparently trump was joking about police brutality.

a real fucking funny thing to joke about. /s

I mean if you listen to his speech he wasnt joking, he really was just like 'hey you guys, i mean for real you dont have to be nice to a criminal, you can beat his head against the door as you put him in the cop car'.

 

[Captin Quacker]

This is the first time that I've seen Sanders looking overwhelmed.

i'm sure we'll all get used to it

 

[Shauni]

I'm not sure I buy this Kelly thing to be honest. Feels too much like a deflection off Trump for hiring and firing a guy in the span of a weekend

 

[PhoenixDawn]

If the thing about everyone reporting to Kelly is true, I can see Trump having a tantrum at 3AM someday when people keep talking about that and firing him out of the blue.

 

[paperboywriter]

Sessions is going to be moved to Homeland Security so Trump can hire someone who'll fire Mueller.

I'll take it lol

 

[MechDX]

I'm hoping at some point Trump tries to fire Pence just because he thinks he can.

That wpuld be great but sadly I can actually see that happening

 

[nubbe]

Amazing that the GOP have the balls to end this
Party before country

 

[Megasoum]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/702141081027104769

 

[Arrogant Bastard]

Poof, like a fart in the wind. She disappeared.

 

[Bad_Boy]

I mean if you listen to his speech he wasnt joking, he really was just like 'hey you guys, i mean for real you dont have to be nice to a criminal, you can beat his head against the door as you put him in the cop car'.

oh i know he wasn't joking. the fact shes saying trump was joking is an insult to our intelligence.

 

[liquidtmd]

Scaramucci:

"I got a new job, I got a job I'm gonna answer to no-one"!

"I'm fucking untouchable bitch"

 

[Lonestar]

"You said the President didn't like his language. With the President not being unfamiliar with said language could you explain which comments exactly were inappropiate"

I'm fcking dead.

yep. Pretty sure her reply basically meant that he's fired because he said something about Bannon (or least like about Priebus). Not that he actually said "sucks his own cock" or "paranoid schizophrenic" about someone.

 

[BFIB]

Amazing that the GOP have the balls to end this
Party before country

"He's new at this."

 

[TheLetdown]

While we're in here guffawing, has this been posted?

 

[shadow_shogun]

What's this in reference to?

Dude missed the birth of his son and texted his wife something in the vein : Congratulation, I'll pray for our son.

 

[BoogieWoogie]

Poof, like a fart in the wind. She disappeared.

She ducked out super fucking quick this time.

 

[Zolo]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/702141081027104769

That's another one to add to the pile.

 

[Dead Prince]

Poof, like a fart in the wind. She disappeared.

one day shes going to give an answer and walk out at the same time without saying a word.

 

[Chittagong]

I can't see it, she never says anything too left-field, she's one of the most stable public figures of this administration.

I agree, I was watching that conf and was thinking she is probably the MVP of the team at the moment (which is not a lot, mind you). She had an absolute shitshow on her hands, yet she kept her cool, came of as relaxed and even cracked up at the polishing the slate joke. I mean, I can't imagine a harder job than to face the press with stuff like that, and not piss off your boss who is a mad man.

 

[watershed]

Sanders is as annoying as Spicer. These people are allergic to questions.

 

[paperboywriter]

It is quite a feat that people voted these people into office(or at least the people that chose them) . What a shit show

 

[Joeku]

Fucking lmao

Guess he did the fandango.

 

[Realyn]

"We're short on time guys"

 

[kris.]

While we're in here guffawing, has this been posted?

Aaaaand I'm dead

 

[zelas]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/702141081027104769

EVERY SINGLE TIME!

 

[~Kinggi~]

WHY WAS THE PRESIDENT JOKING ABOUT POLICE BRUTALITY SARAH, WHY

 

[Arrogant Bastard]

Why would you take a job in this administration, why?

 

[Pedrito]

Sessions as new DHS, lul. Amazing idea.

Sessions is going to be moved to Homeland Security so Trump can hire someone who'll fire Mueller.

That's actually pretty clever. It allows Sessions to "save face" and Trump can get rid of Mueller.

 

[Condom]

Hahahaha, I don't even

 

[ido]

this is like that time Kramer got fired from a job that he was never employed at.

kramer gets fired

 

[adj_noun]

Why would you take a job in this administration, why?

It won't happen to me.

 

[shadow_shogun]

WHY WAS THE PRESIDENT JOKING ABOUT POLICE BRUTALITY SARAH, WHY

They have the sense to not call on Acosta anymore.

 

[BoogieWoogie]

Since he never technically started, the Mooch is pretty fucked.

According to the New York Post, the profit Scaramucci made off the $100 million sale off his stake in Skybridge Capital, the company he founded, is subject to capital gains taxes.

"Under IRS code, a person investing the proceeds of an asset sale — undertaken to avoid a conflict of interest — in an approved way will not pay the higher capital gains taxes until those approved assets are sold," reporter Josh Kosman writes.

Further complicating the situation is George Sifakis, who last week accepted an administration job that Scaramucci was expected to get.

Meanwhile, the Skybridge sale is expected to close in roughly 30 days. That gives the hedge funder roughly 90 days to get that Trump administration job. He would then be able to invest in IRS-approved assets. Otherwise, he'd have to face a tax bill that is millions of dollars higher than expected.

https://www.bizjournals.com/newyork...ny-scaramucci-skybridge-capital-tax-bill.html

 

[Steel]

No word on a Spicy return. He probably wants the fuck out of this shithole.

 

[Tovarisc]

WHY WAS THE PRESIDENT JOKING ABOUT POLICE BRUTALITY SARAH, WHY

Joking about police beating up suspects is fine.

Joking about Bannon sucking his own dick is wrong.

 

[Sephzilla]

I wonder if Donald will eventually just quit.

I still maintain that Trump will resign once it becomes obvious that he's done and facing impeachment. That way he can say both "I was never impeached!" and "I never lost an election". Resigning is Trump's way of justifying saying he was never fired.

Added bonus to this = Trump is almost certainly too stupid to realize that if he resigns that means the feds will immediately descend upon him.

 

[def sim]

😘

 

[Badosh]

ROFL. This is fantastic. I can't even believe this shit anymore.

I find out about this, text me friend, he says I know then says, I wrote a song for the occasion, and I'm like what? Then he sends me this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh4l0viwUj0

 

[greatgeek]

If the thing about everyone reporting to Kelly is true, I can see Trump having a tantrum at 3AM someday when people keep talking about that and firing him out of the blue.

Kelly is probably doomed. Either he fails to establish order in the WH and is fired because of the resulting negative coverage, or he is successful and fired because of Trump feeling cucked.

 

[BlastProcessing]

Pass the Moochie on the left hand side.

 

[Verelios]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/702141081027104769

Haha, like clockwork!

 

[paperboywriter]

No word on a Spicy return. He probably wants the fuck out of this shithole.

No ducking way he is coming back

 

[Chumley]

Can't handle all this winning

 

[Jeronimo Jones]

This administration is a trainwreck.

He got hired and resigned in the time it took me to get back to the US from honeymoon and get settled back in at work. I haven't read anything about him or where he came from because I was catching up on email all last week and now this.

 

[Bisnic]

Guys...what if the Mooch's plan all along was to put the WH into more chaos and make the Trump administration more of a joke?

The man was willing to sacrifice his family for this. What a hero. /s