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[Herb Alpert]

It's been an honor, people. See you guys on the other side.


"Éléments de langage", the most annoying thing in modern media and communication.

Each time you hear "tout d'abord je voudrais souligner le taux d'abstention" you drink

 

[G.O.O.]

Oh boy, I can't wait to read desperate nazis

you fuckers stole my evening when you got Trump. Not this time, assholes, not this time

 

[curiouscharles]

French election exit poll average:
- Emmanuel Macron 64%
- Marine Le Pen 36%
https://t.co/6aSX0XS5dJ

From the Telegraph.

FUCK. YES.

I hold your country in HIGH regard France, DO NOT FUCK THIS UP FOR ME [or you, OR ALL OF US].

 

[dosh]

Each time you hear "tout d'abord je voudrais souligner le taux d'abstention" you drink

This is going to be a long night.

 

[Scotch]

Over 100% chance of winning based on their betting markets

I think it's more like 98% chance.

 

[SymbiantXenos]

Alt right salt will be the best salt tonight.

 

[Coffinhal]

French election exit poll average:
- Emmanuel Macron 64%
- Marine Le Pen 36%
https://t.co/6aSX0XS5dJ

From the Telegraph.

Most likely Fake news

There are no exit polls from the quoted polling institutes

 

[Palette Swap]

Each time you hear "tout d'abord je voudrais souligner le taux d'abstention" you drink

Alcohol poisoning by 20:30?

 

[Fisico]

High abstention might mean something ephemeral to the election (protest, foregone conclusion, Macron Is A Bad Banker Man!!!!), as pundits are claiming, or it might just mean that French presidential elections are subject to the same declining turnout that has impacted literally every OECD country over the last 20-30 years.

Well it's both, compared to the first turn it's clearly the former rather than the latter.

Every 2nd turn had a higher turnout than the first turn before.

The lower turnout overall was due to the later though. (But it was very close to 2012 so could we really say it was down?)

 

[seb]

These flying bulletins on france 2 are beyond stupid. Not that I didn't expect some ridiculous stunt from France 2.

 

[CaviarMeths]

1.02 means for a wager of 1 dollar you'd receive 1 dollar and 2 cents.
(Your profit being 2 cents on a bet of one dollar)

That's roughly the equivalent of betting on a team to win, 5 minutes before the game ends, when they're 3 goals ahead.

just, fyi.

Didja see that Oilers vs Ducks game the other night tho...

 

[Herb Alpert]

Comparing louvres and Vincennes right now I wonder who won...

 

[curiouscharles]

Most likely Fake news

There are no exit polls from the quoted polling institutes

FUCK.

 

[gutter_trash]

a 20 point lead? fuck dat

I want a 25 point lead

 

[stressboy]

Ugh accidentally hit Le Pen in that damn poll....

Oh well.. hope to see some right wing tears today.

 

[Coffinhal]

These flying bulletins on france 2 are beyond stupid. Not that I didn't expect some ridiculous stunt from France 2.

These showy gadgets cost them 200.000 euros (including augmented reality)

FUCK.

Numbers are likely to be around that though if you look at Friday polls

 

[Muffin1611]

Well I don't call either of them that. Berliner are Krapfen (as mentioned) or Sufganiyot to me, and I know pancakes as Palatschinken. But I'm also in Austria. To me all of you Germans are cray-cray, putting sauce on perfectly good Schnitzel or calling Spritzer "Schorle".

Except Bavarians. They're cool.

Bah! You don't know the joy of Schnitzel with Jägersauce.

 

[oti]

trois minutes

 

[Blackpuppy]

3 minutes!!

 

[Lovely Salsa]

I think it's more like 98% chance.

Well, it dropped. Its at 1.01 now

Good going France. Would never visit the country but glad to see far right lose

 

[theprodigy]

1.02 means for a wager of 1 dollar you'd receive 1 dollar and 2 cents.
(Your profit being 2 cents on a bet of one dollar)

That's roughly the equivalent of betting on a team to win, 5 minutes before the game ends, when they're 3 goals ahead.

just, fyi.

Let's ask PSG and Oilers fans what they think about this one.

 

[Herb Alpert]

Lol at TF1 split screen

 

[HaloRose]

It's funny how french election get they result in by 8 clock at night we british we after stay up for ours to 3 or 4 clock in morning

 

[fantomena]

Thor would be a better president than Macron and Le Pen.

VOTE THOR!

 

[Red Arremer]

Bah! You don't know the joy of Schnitzel with Jägersauce.

I love Jägersauce, it's great on all kinds of meat and perfect for Knödel, but on Schnitzel? Don't do this to my poor heart. Next you'll tell me you also have Spätzle with it.

 

[Eolz]

It's time!

Lol at TF1 split screen

pic? Geoblocked here.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Ugh accidentally hit Le Pen in that damn poll....

Or did you???

 

[Juicy Bob]

Good luck.

 

[azyless]

It's funny how french election get they result in by 8 clock at night we british we after stay up for ours to 3 or 4 clock in morning

We get projections. Actual definite results come much later.
Le Pen not passing 35%, nice.

 

[G.O.O.]

shaking shaking

 

[Herb Alpert]

Macron wins, official
65,5%

 

[Elandyll]

1min

 

[cartoon_soldier]

good live stream?

 

[FDC1]

65,1%!

 

[djplaeskool]

Macron 65.099%

 

[Coffinhal]

65,1% !

 

[Trickster]

Macron wins with 65% !

 

[Des0lar]

I love Jägersauce, it's great on all kinds of meat and perfect for Knödel, but on Schnitzel? Don't do this to my poor heart. Next you tell me you'll also have Spätzle with it.

Schnitzel doesn't have to be the breaded kind just so you know. Nobody in their right mind would eat a breaded Wiener Schnitzel with Jägersauce. That's insane.

 

[F0rneus]

Get fucked Le Pen!

 

[Xando]

Macron 65%

Good job guys

 

[Palette Swap]

65%.

+30.

Fuck yeah.

 

[-Plasma Reus-]

Fuck yesssssddddddd

 

[Fergie]

Yes lads!


Le Pen

 

[Gurgelhals]

65,1% !

YES!!!

 

[SexyFish]

Get fucked Le Pen

 

[gutter_trash]

65% fuck yeah

 

[def sim]

🥐🥐🥐

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

You did it France!

 

[Magus1234]

Whew.

 

[Muffin1611]

I love Jägersauce, it's great on all kinds of meat and perfect for Knödel, but on Schnitzel? Don't do this to my poor heart. Next you'll tell me you also have Spätzle with it.

I think you'll have a heart attack if I continue.