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WordAssassin said:
I think it would be hilarious if I got a call from you guys at work...

"Thank you for calling the Fiesta Five, this is Garrett, how can I help you?"
"STFU n00b LOL!"
"Oh hey Oli, how's that thing with your neighbor going?"

Though, in my case, I'm pretty sure everyone else I work with would think it was hilarious too.
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Heh, I just realized that I might have Oli's number around somewhere. He was staying in our hotel room with like 10 other people at E3 2003 and I think I had his cell number or something.
 
Two way prank calls were the best.

[person1] Hello??
[person2] Hello??
[person1] Did you call me?
[person2] No you just called me.


ekekekeke
 
When I was like, 12, we did this one:

Them: Hello?
Pranker 1: Is Fred there?
Them: Fred doesn't live here.
Pranker 1: Oh, sorry, wrong number.

hangup, call again

Them: Hello?
Pranker 2: Is Fred there?
Them: Fred doesn't live here.
Pranker 2: Oh, sorry, wrong number.

Do this a couple more times, unless they're already starting to get annoyed. Then call one last time:

Them: Hello?
Pranker 3: Hey, it's Fred. Any messages?
 
Alrighty, I'm off to work. I just hope at some point I hear a co-worker say...

"Dude, I just got the strangest call. I picked it up and was like, "thanks for calling the fiesta five this is Justin' and the guy on the other end just started saying 'quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack...'"
 
etiolate said:
I am amazed you are all handing out phone numbers.
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I'd rather talk to a GAFfer than a celebrity in most cases anyway. No one has called yet, though. I imagine Sera's gonna be getting more calls than any of us, hahaha. "Iz a gurl?!?" I'm tempted to call one or two of you to shoot the shit.
 
As long as it is a cell phone based number I don't really see the problem. Sure you will get some prank calls, but hell I never use my phone anyways.

512-618-7496

Besides, if someone wants to know your number, or your address.. they can do it.
 
Dujour said:
I figure I deserve the abuse. Don't call too late or I'll change my number. No opaers, please.

718-971-5245
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Why on earth would you give out your home number? Queens or Brookln? Do you have any Grandparents who might be interested in Life Alert? If i make a sale to you, I get a bonus because it's self generated.
 
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fallout said:
When I was like, 12, we did this one:

Them: Hello?
Pranker 1: Is Fred there?
Them: Fred doesn't live here.
Pranker 1: Oh, sorry, wrong number.

hangup, call again

Them: Hello?
Pranker 2: Is Fred there?
Them: Fred doesn't live here.
Pranker 2: Oh, sorry, wrong number.

Do this a couple more times, unless they're already starting to get annoyed. Then call one last time:

Them: Hello?
Pranker 3: Hey, it's Fred. Any messages?
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:lol you were a much smarter 12 year old than i was.
 
quadriplegicjon said:
:lol you were a much smarter 12 year old than i was.
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Heh, to be honest, I think we ripped it off from somewhere. Either that, or it was passed down from somebody's older brother or something.
 
fallout said:
Heh, to be honest, I think we ripped it off from somewhere. Either that, or it was passed down from somebody's older brother or something.
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Yeah, that's a really popular prank call.
 
Is Michelle Rodriguez's number on there??
 
I called Diva (whoever she is) and the conversation went...

Diva: Hello?
Me: Is that Diva?
Diva: Yeah who's that?
Me: Is Paris Hilton there?
Diva: I don't even know her, I met her at a party and gave her my number so she kept it in her cellphone.
Me: Her phonebook's been hacked.
Diva: Yeah I know, I've been getting calls from 11.30 last night!
 
why are you people calling these numbers? And i like how some of you preface your little conversations with "OH GUESS WHAT YOUR NUMBER IS ALL OVER THE INTERNETS CAUSE OF PARIS. JUST THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW!" Yeah, im sure they haven't gotten THAT phonecall a million times in the last 24 hours.
 
:lol It's funny how this shit keeps happening to Paris Hilton. Anyway, celebrities forfeit privacy when they accept those checks filled with lots of zeroes. Fuck 'em.
 
Isn't it somewhere in american law that if you're a celebrity, you can't sue someone for slander unless they're trying to harm your life? Or something?
 
Hey man, someone just hung up on me :P AT&T relay call, and I was all, "What's that?" The operator told me, then said whoever it was hung up :lol
 
Manabanana said:
Hey man, someone just hung up on me :P AT&T relay call, and I was all, "What's that?" The operator told me, then said whoever it was hung up :lol
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Same here hahahahaha :lol :lol :lol :D

now to find out who did it.
 
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