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Paris Hilton owned

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hXc_thugg

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Hahaha, me too.

I'd probably just be like "Hey, your music is terrible but I find you strangely attractive because you have dark hair and pretty eyes." Followed by minutes of terrible silence. :lol
 
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OpinionatedCyborg

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Manabanana said:
Hahahahaha, do it! What would we say? Wow, I feel 13.
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Easy. You're an exec for Mad TV named Milton Rogstad who'd like to have her on the show to strike back at SNL. Start the conversation by itnroducing yourself in a formal matter, then get to the specifics fairly quickly. After 30 seconds or so of your bullshit, you can steer the conversation wherever the fuck you feel like.
 
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OpinionatedCyborg

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hXc_thugg said:
Hahaha, me too.

I'd probably just be like "Hey, your music is terrible but I find you strangely attractive because you have dark hair and pretty eyes." Followed by minutes of terrible silence. :lol
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More like:
Ashlee: Hey, Ashlee Simpson here, what's up?
hXc: *breathes*
Ashlee: Uhm, hello? .
hXc: *breathes* ... will you be my girl--
*click*
hXc: Damnit, hXc! You've found her, now go out and get her properly! Fuck, you do this all the time. You get their number and you choke. Goddamn.
 
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AniHawk

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OpinionatedCyborg said:
Easy. You're an exec for Mad TV named Milton Rogstad who'd like to have her on the show to strike back at SNL. Start the conversation by itnroducing yourself in a formal matter, then get to the specifics fairly quickly. After 30 seconds or so of your bullshit, you can steer the conversation wherever the fuck you feel like.
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Someone DO THIS!
 
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Manabanana

Member
OpinionatedCyborg said:
Easy. You're an exec for Mad TV named Milton Rogstad who'd like to have her on the show to strike back at SNL. Start the conversation by itnroducing yourself in a formal matter, then get to the specifics fairly quickly. After 30 seconds or so of your bullshit, you can steer the conversation wherever the fuck you feel like.
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Hahaha, yeah most people bypass managers completely these days. And with the recent influx of random calls she'd find it all the more believable! But my god it's Ashlee Simpson. It just might work!

hXc: Sounds awesome. Record it. I find sock puppets hot too. She should incorporate that into her next video.

Wait, someone should call acting like a radio show disc jockey saying that her number has been leaked onto the Internet and she's on the radio right now with Buster and the Beej (or something similarly stupid.)
 
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B'z-chan

Banned
hXc_thugg said:
We should get a three-way going with Ashlee Simpson.
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I heard she cant speak so she uses AT&T rellay =P haha man this has been a lot of fun calling all of these celebs.

Mimic you still recording them?
 
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JAMMR

Member
I for sure thought I had more friends than Paris Hilton.

Sigh.

*goes back to searching the internet for video game news*
 
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MIMIC

Banned
B'z-chan said:
I heard she cant speak so she uses AT&T rellay =P haha man this has been a lot of fun calling all of these celebs.

Mimic you still recording them?
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I didn't record them...I got them from another forum.
 
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MIMIC

Banned
Maybe, for once in her life, Paris will be the most ostracized celebrity. :lol

I see a mini-series: "1 Night in Paris [Hilton's Address Book]"
 
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MIMIC

Banned
I called Lance (hoping it was Lance from NSYNC :p), and some girl answered the phone:

[call connects] *hits record*
Woman: Hello?
Me: Hi. Is Lance there?
Woman: No, he's not here.
Me: Oh. OK. Well, thanx anyway.
Woman: OK.
[end call]

I was hoping to have some fun with that one. :lol
 
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OpinionatedCyborg

Member
MIMIC said:
I called Lance (hoping it was Lance from NSYNC :p), and some girl answered the phone:

[call connects] *hits record*
Woman: Hello?
Me: Hi. Is Lance there?
Woman: No, he's not here.
Me: Oh. OK. Well, thanx anyway.
Woman: OK.
[end call]

I was hoping to have some fun with that one. :lol
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Heh, you still could've had fun with it.

Woman: no, he's not here.
Me: No shit he's not there! He's fucking having sex with my sister right now, that cocksucking overpaid piece of shit. You know what that means, bitch?
Woman: ....
Me: It means he's not gonna be at the docks at 12:45 to intercept the cocaine drop. You give that piece of shit a call, or I'm gonna be forced to do something I'm gonna regret. Are we clear?
Woman: We're clear.
Me: ARE WE CLEAR?
Woman: I thought we were clear.
Me: What's your name?
Woman: My names Jessica.
Me: Ok, Jessica, listen to me. I'm a cop, and clearly a bad one at that based on the language I just used. I apologize. This "lance" of yours is supposed to be helping us catch a known drug peddler. It simply disgusts me to find him fucking my sister when he's supposed to be on the job, and I'm sure it disgsusts you too. My name's Agent Tony, and I apologize. I'm gonna be over in 20 minutes to discuss the matter with you. I like Spaghetti, meatballs, and blowjobs--be prepared to supply all three demands upon my arrival.
 
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MIMIC

Banned
OpinionatedCyborg said:
Heh, you still could've had fun with it.

Woman: no, he's not here.
Me: No shit he's not there! He's fucking having sex with my sister right now, that cocksucking overpaid piece of shit. You know what that means, bitch?
Woman: ....
Me: It means he's not gonna be at the docks at 12:45 to intercept the cocaine drop. You give that piece of shit a call, or I'm gonna be forced to do something I'm gonna regret. Are we clear?
Woman: We're clear.
Me: ARE WE CLEAR?
Woman: I thought we were clear.
Me: What's your name?
Woman: My names Jessica.
Me: Ok, Jessica, listen to me. I'm a cop, and clearly a bad one at that based on the language I just used. I apologize. This "lance" of yours is supposed to be helping us catch a known drug peddler. It simply disgusts me to find him fucking my sister when he's supposed to be on the job, and I'm sure it disgsusts you too. My name's Agent Tony, and I apologize. I'm gonna be over in 20 minutes to discuss the matter with you. I like Spaghetti, meatballs, and blowjobs--be prepared to supply all three demands upon my arrival.
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LMAO!! :lol :lol
 
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truesayian

Banned
OpinionatedCyborg said:
Heh, you still could've had fun with it.

Woman: no, he's not here.
Me: No shit he's not there! He's fucking having sex with my sister right now, that cocksucking overpaid piece of shit. You know what that means, bitch?
Woman: ....
Me: It means he's not gonna be at the docks at 12:45 to intercept the cocaine drop. You give that piece of shit a call, or I'm gonna be forced to do something I'm gonna regret. Are we clear?
Woman: We're clear.
Me: ARE WE CLEAR?
Woman: I thought we were clear.
Me: What's your name?
Woman: My names Jessica.
Me: Ok, Jessica, listen to me. I'm a cop, and clearly a bad one at that based on the language I just used. I apologize. This "lance" of yours is supposed to be helping us catch a known drug peddler. It simply disgusts me to find him fucking my sister when he's supposed to be on the job, and I'm sure it disgsusts you too. My name's Agent Tony, and I apologize. I'm gonna be over in 20 minutes to discuss the matter with you. I like Spaghetti, meatballs, and blowjobs--be prepared to supply all three demands upon my arrival.
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dang,... that's gold... that's a freaken classic.
 
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MIMIC

Banned
UPDATE (2/20): Being one of the first sites to host this information, I was contacted earlier tonight by the Secret Service agent in charge of the T-Mobile Hack / Identity Theft case. As a result of our lengthy phone conversation, along with the strange urge I have to keep my site and my personal assets, I will no longer be hosting any of the Hilton-related files on this server. If you want to see the goods, you'll have to head over to [xxx]. That is, until they get taken down as well. Also, if you're a high-traffic site trying to get away with hosting this stuff... I don't recommend trying it. I like to fuck the man (but not men) as much as the next guy, but this is a different situation.
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:lol
 
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Jr.

Banned
MUHAHAHAHA This is great , fuck those celebs and their stupid selves. Its jsut too bad that more numbers weren't out there and more prank calls couldn't be made. Most celebs are a bunch of pricks anyway!
 
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Jr.

Banned
So how old is she anyway, 20, 21??? What a dumb ass, there are some great numbers in that log.... :D

Did anyone print these out?
 
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duderon

rollin' in the gutter
Any other sites with celeb pranks? The dude that was linked from gorillawhatever dot net just kept plugging the Go Fuck Yourself forums :/
 
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Jr.

Banned
the best palce is here hopefully it dont go down, hopefully its in another country. Why is the FBI investigating this again, what a waste of money. Its fucking celebs, they should be chastised by the public at times! :)
 
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Freestyler

Member
Some people should be shot. I hope the FBI throw this guy in the slammer for as long as the law allows. And then I hope he becomes a living cum rag whilst in prison.
 
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duderon

rollin' in the gutter
Jr. said:
the best palce is here hopefully it dont go down, hopefully its in another country. Why is the FBI investigating this again, what a waste of money. Its fucking celebs, they should be chastised by the public at times! :)
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you're fuckin crazy dude.
 
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Deleted member 4784

Unconfirmed Member
Does anyone know of a site with transcripts/recordings of phone conversations from these prank calls?
 
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Jr.

Banned
Freestyler said:
Some people should be shot. I hope the FBI throw this guy in the slammer for as long as the law allows. And then I hope he becomes a living cum rag whilst in prison.
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Screw that, these people wanna live this "high life" and think they are better than everyone lese when they are not, they can live with a couple of prank calls. The fact that the FBI is involved is a joke! yOU think they would get involved if someone hacked your cell phone?
 
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Jr.

Banned
Fifty said:
Jr. really hates celebrities. Kinda mean, don't you think? They are people after all.
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Not all of them, just bitches like Paris Hilton and most of the people in her phone book.
 
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Freestyler

Member
Jealousy will get you nowhere, Jr. Celebrities are just real people that make their money a different way to most.

Clearly you'll never have to deal with wealth though, so I guess you'll never learn.
 
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OpinionatedCyborg

Member
Jr. said:
The fact that the FBI is involved is a joke! yOU think they would get involved if someone hacked your cell phone?
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Yeah. The dude behind this was in T-Mobile's database for over a year. The fact that he had access to the personal information of millions means the offender shoudl be treated pretty fucking harshly. Publishing a shitload of personal information on the internet for all to see isn't an entirely scrupulous action either, and posting a bunch of personal pictures for strangers to see certainly isn't.
 
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Jr.

Banned
Freestyler said:
Jealousy will get you nowhere, Jr. Celebrities are just real people that make their money a different way to most.

Clearly you'll never have to deal with wealth though, so I guess you'll never learn.
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I guess, whatever that means. I make enough to do what I want, I don’t need to be living the life they live, which is a waste. They are mostly losers who got lucky, most don’t have any talent, and wont have a career that lasts longer than a few years so if that is what you are saying I'll never have, great!


Why some of these people are celebreties is beyond me.
 
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