AlteredBeast
Fork 'em, Sparky!
"Folks I have it on good authority that Altered Beast has at least 9000 posts on a website exclusively featuring My Little Pony fanatics"
"AlteredBeast leaked confidential sales info of his companies to a website devoted to Shawn Elliott worship and serious conversation regarding the faking of 9/11"
"AlteredBeast reportedly made illegal music mixes and sent out pirated copies to dozens of people."
"AlteredBeast supports raising taxes across the board, ending mortgage interest deduction, and putting billions into infrastructure."
They will nail me to freaking wall. Going to need throw them off my scent. Maybe use a picture of me with a goatee. Could be a convincing doppleganger. Roger Clinton didn't ruin Bill's chances at the White House, after all.