SCHEDULE OF EVENTS
5AM: Kev wakes up, does 500 lbs benchpresses for one hour
6AM: Kev eats 40 raw eggs, which will be enough protein for one hour
6:15AM: Kev gets on line to vote. Huge line as Blacks for Trump contingent has the line around the block. Kev gets a little worried.
7:45AM: Kev finally votes. Pollworkers stare at him evilly. One lady behind the desk comments that, "Doesn't seem like any democrats have voted for Hillary at all."
7:46AM: refresh gaf
7:47AM: Kev checks Votecastr which already shows hillary down by 900% in every state
7:48AM: Kev refreshes gaf again to see cartoon_soldier has already posted this and is worried
7:49AM: FUCK
8:10AM: Kev is at work nervously refreshing gaf.
Every minute from now until 6PM: some variant of "I have a bad feeling about this" / "turnout in Republican XXX county is up HUGE!!!" posted on Twitter/GAF / "Look at this VOTECASTR result!"
6:00PM: Liberals throwing up into the toilet and flushing simultaneously causes earth to spin off its axis slightly
7:00PM: Iowa is called immediately. Brian Williams says, "This is not how the Clinton campaign wanted to start the night."