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PoliGAF 2016 |OT15| Orange is the New Black

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Iolo

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SCHEDULE OF EVENTS

5AM: Kev wakes up, does 500 lbs benchpresses for one hour
6AM: Kev eats 40 raw eggs, which will be enough protein for one hour
6:15AM: Kev gets on line to vote. Huge line as Blacks for Trump contingent has the line around the block. Kev gets a little worried.
7:45AM: Kev finally votes. Pollworkers stare at him evilly. One lady behind the desk comments that, "Doesn't seem like any democrats have voted for Hillary at all."
7:46AM: refresh gaf
7:47AM: Kev checks Votecastr which already shows hillary down by 900% in every state
7:48AM: Kev refreshes gaf again to see cartoon_soldier has already posted this and is worried
7:49AM: FUCK
8:10AM: Kev is at work nervously refreshing gaf.
Every minute from now until 6PM: some variant of "I have a bad feeling about this" / "turnout in Republican XXX county is up HUGE!!!" posted on Twitter/GAF / "Look at this VOTECASTR result!"
6:00PM: Liberals throwing up into the toilet and flushing simultaneously causes earth to spin off its axis slightly
7:00PM: Iowa is called immediately. Brian Williams says, "This is not how the Clinton campaign wanted to start the night."

What happened to Morning Joe?
 
Foxy

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is it me or are the read parts of the map distorted to seem larger? lol
 

Iolo

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Where was that long line for voting in Chicago at? I assume it was a voting line and not people still there for the Cubs.
 

Nafai1123

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One more evening of Lord and Kayleigh pushing the false equivalencies. Good lord I cannot wait for them to fade into irrelevance until another candidate comes around that's desperate for surrogates, hopefully never.
 
We should do predictions for:

a) What page this thread is on the minute voting starts tomorrow.
b) What page this (next?) thread is on when it gets called.
 
A bunch of old white people talking about Jay Z on CNN

What's going to happen when Springsteen plays Born to Run and he says "tramps like us, baby we were born to run". Will the media freak out because he's calling her a tramp or baby? Hmm???

We should do predictions for:

a) What page this thread is on the minute voting starts tomorrow.
b) What page this (next?) thread is on when it gets called.

Which Trump supporters go overboard and finally get banned?
 
Optimistic projection:

Hillary 52

Trump 39

Pessimistic projection:

Hillary 50
Trump 42

She's running up the margins in both New York and Cali, and keeping them close in Florida and Texas. She's going to win the pop vote by a lot.
 
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