In the next election, I'll vote against my social, financial, and health interests if one of the candidates has facial hair. When and why the fuck did facial hair become such a terrible crime in American politics? It's bullshit. A man with a strong beard or Selleck stache commands attention and respect. Wise and respected elder with a beard is ingrained in human history. It needs a come back. You'll see it occasionally at city and state level, but has there been a president since Taft? Worked for him. And Teddy. And Abe.