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[Amir0x]

Let me guess...an Adelson resort?

EDIT: Yes.

holy shit

this is amazing! Think about it! Watching Fox News is going to be entertaining enough, but watching the TEA PARTY NEWS NETWORK after Obama wins?

Now that, that is going to be priceless. Thank you based God.

 

[Mike M]

New site to troll

Going to live stream the shit out of this site next week...

 

[Cloudy]

There is like zero coverage of Romney on cable. Pretty bad break for his campaign..

 

[ido]

Four years is a long time to wait. The stakes are higher now. Another loss to "him"...is not imaginable.

Bravo. Perfect.

I want someone on Fox to lose his shit like O'reilly did in that old footage of him.

"Obama is called for Ohio? FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE"

 

[Black Mamba]

You can tell which website is conservative simply by its layout. Good lord, are no web designers conservatives?

LOL Dick Morris predicting 53 GOP senator seats. hahahaha

 

[Squirrel Killer]

2 and half hour lines for early voting in FL? That's impressive.

Impressively stupid perhaps. Polling places should much more efficient.

 

[ido]

Obama up 17 in Michigan

Tie

Close, but Romney slightly edges him out here if you unskew it to include only Real Americans™

 

[Brinbe]

Almost ChristieBama time

And seriously, EVERY conservative site is atrociously ugly. Unskewed polls is like eyebleach

 

[BertramCooper]

More crap from my Facebook friend John (in reference to Lybia):

The fine print is.... "We don't leave anyone behind, unless they are serving their country" (And they more likely would vote GOP)

You heard it here, folks. Obama let them die because they were going to vote Republican.

 

[Black Mamba]

Almost ChristieBama time

And seriously, EVERY conservative site is atrociously ugly. Unskewed polls is like eyebleach

http://www.votemittreagan.com/


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL




LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[TacticalFox88]

Obama up 17 in Michigan

Tie

And there are some dumbasses who think Michigan is in play? LAWL!

 

[Shadow Hog]

Let me guess...an Adelson resort?

EDIT: Yes.

Funny, I actually stayed at The Venetian when I went to Vegas this past summer. The food there was overpriced and I didn't like how the fridge was stocked to the brim with drinks that you were charged for if they moved too much, rendering it unusable as, well, a fridge. Downstairs shops were kinda cool, though.

 

[GameplayWhore]

I wish that there were a Honkies for Obama bumper sticker..

I think the simple approach works.

Spoiler

Disclaimer: the above does not necessarily represent my voting habits

 

[Kusagari]

Florida not counting black votes is par for the course now isn't it? How do they get away with this shit?

Rick Scott understands the blacks, though!

He actually went to a historically black college here, and this was in the midst of him wanting to drastically cut funding to them, and started off his speech by saying he grew up in public housing too!

 

[ido]

http://www.votemittreagan.com/


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Just wait.

The conspiracies are coming.

 

[linsivvi]

i wish herman cain was still a candidate

Your wish has been answered.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CQv5sEVXyU

 

[HylianTom]

I think the simple approach works.

Spoiler

Disclaimer: the above does not necessarily represent my voting habits

Haha! My dad would love/hate it!
*right-click, save-as*

 

[speculawyer]

New site to troll

Tea Party conservatives are getting their very own news site.

The Tea Party News Network, self-described as "the only trusted news source and the antidote to mainstream media bias," is already live but will announce its launch tomorrow morning, with plans to start live video on election day. TPNN claims to have a "war room of 40-plus volunteers" who will operate out of the Venetian Resort in Las Vegas, and has established partnerships with the Talk Radio Network and radio host Rusty Humphries, who will be co-anchoring the election night coverage.

So . . .
WorldNetDaily.com
FoxNews.com
NewsMax.com
FoxNation.com
drudgereport.com
etc.

were not enough? But honestly, what a tempting business. Just make crazy shit up that you know they want to hear and publish it. Easy money.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Are we going to have a separate thread for compiling and sharing meltdowns, or will we just roll it into the next incarnation of PoliGAF?

Spoiler

PoliGAF 2013 |OT| Year 1 of 1000 Years of Liberal Darkness

The Onion really is on fire this year. The 1000 years of liberal darkness had me cracking up for like half an hour.

 

[Korey]

What's the point of "unskewing" polls btw? The polls are either accurate or they're not, you don't magically change reality by adjusting some numbers from a survey.

 

[Amir0x]

What's the point of "unskewing" polls btw? The polls are either accurate or they're not, you don't magically change reality by adjusting some numbers from a survey.

they believe the polls are wildly oversampling Democrats or something

 

[Clevinger]

So . . .
WorldNetDaily.com
FoxNews.com
NewsMax.com
FoxNation.com
drudgereport.com
etc.

breitbart.com
theblaze.com
townhall.com
michellemalkin'shellhole.com
etc.

 

[pigeon]

What's the point of "unskewing" polls btw? The polls are either accurate or they're not, you don't magically change reality by adjusting some numbers from a survey.

Obviously you don't understand cargo-cult mathematics. Why do you think everybody hates the accursed wizard Nate Silver?

 

[Kusagari]

they believe the polls are wildly oversampling Democrats or something

I think it's mainly that they're accusing the polls of using 2008 democratic turnout, which will obviously not happen again!

 

[Cloudy]

Erick Erickson ‏@EWErickson

The contrasting tale of two Governors. http://vlt.tc/contrasts.jpg
Retweeted by David Gregory

The right isn't happy with Christie lol

 

[Brinbe]

ChristieBams time, they're on now.

They're like a sitcom duo come to live.

 

[speculawyer]

Florida not counting black votes is par for the course now isn't it? How do they get away with this shit?

Don't worry, they are strict constitutionalists and promise to count 3/5ths of their votes.

 

[Kusagari]

The right isn't happy with Christie lol

Not even sure what that Jindal pic is supposed to represent. He looks scared that Obama's about to beat him up and take his lunch money.

 

[Cloudy]

What's the point of "unskewing" polls btw? The polls are either accurate or they're not, you don't magically change reality by adjusting some numbers from a survey.

A lot of people believe that undecided voters like to vote for a winner

 

[Aaron Strife]

They even match! Adorable.

 

[Clevinger]

Not even sure what that Jindal pic is supposed to represent. He looks scared that Obama's about to beat him up and take his lunch money.

Should have used Brewer wagging her finger.

 

[besada]

He's been pretty firm on the position that Mitt Romney should be President.

He's waiting until after the election to flip flop on that.

 

[Zabka]

I was going to make a fat joke but I won't, because I just enjoy watching actual bipartisan action through multiple levels of the government.

 

[Cloudy]

Christie might as well kiss Obama. National emergency or not, it's jarring..

 

[Squirrel Killer]

More voting sketchiness in Florida: http://thegrio.com/2012/10/29/florida-early-vote-totals-revised-raising-questions/

This should definitely be investigated, but before we get ready to string up the Republicans, those big swings look awfully round. How were the initial tallyies recorded? It could be a simple transcription error. I've seen similar corrections in even mechanical voting machines because the ribbon was worn and a "4" looked like a "1."

 

[TacticalFox88]

Christie might as well just be a Dem at this point.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Ralston on NV EV update:

http://ralstonreports.com/blog/demo...ier-clark-washoe-amazingly-tight#.UJGMtcXA8vl

Basically, Dems lead Clark country by 50k. Washoe which Dems won by 12k votes is pretty much dead even.

GOP have a turnout edge, Dems have a registration edge. 3 days of EV left, that was when most EV occurred last year, so data on Sunday would be worth seeing. He will predict the NV winner Sunday (he predicted Reid win in 2010).

On Twitter he said, if Dems lead Clark numbers by 65-70k they should be safe for Election Day.

 

[Brinbe]

Yeah, it's pretty easy to be cynical about this, but Christie obviously cares about his state and he doesn't give a shit at how this comes off to outsiders. Good on them for putting shit aside and getting attention/help to this disaster.

 

[ido]

Hannity, just now: "we've gotten to the point where polls don't matter anymore."

lololol

 

[TacticalFox88]

Obama: Shoveling people to get the hell out."

Okay that made me laugh. :lol

 

[polyh3dron]

Hannity, just now: "we've gotten to the point where polls don't matter anymore."

lololol

We'll be at that point on Tuesday at least

 

[Cloudy]

Markos Moulitsas ‏@markos

RT @ttagaris: Scene from inside Romney HQ as Chris Christie spoke on television just now: http://youtu.be/qtvuqRiCysM

lmao

 

[Averon]

I must say I've grown a new respect for Christie. He's putting his state above national politics or future ambitions.

 

[HylianTom]

President Obama's campaign is airing a new radio ad featuring a portion of former Secretary of State Colin Powell's reelection endorsement on Wednesday, slated to run in Florida, Wisconsin, North Carolina, Virginia, New Hampshire, Ohio, Iowa, Nevada and Colorado.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA0eEENL2c4

http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/obama-campaign-airs-colin-powell-endorsement-in-new

Man.. when it rains, it pours for Romney. This can't hurt one bit.

 

[Shadow Hog]

The Onion really is on fire this year. The 1000 years of liberal darkness had me cracking up for like half an hour.

I thought that was a reference to Chuck Norris's desperate plea for Romney.

 

[Angry Grimace]

AHAHAHAHAHA

Romney just issued a statement vaguely supporting FEMA.

(Saw it on MSNBC. I'm sure there will be articles on it soon.)

Yup, media is already all over it. If there were more than a couple weeks left in the cycle he'd get hammered over it.

The man is just a slimy two faced creep.

I thought that was a reference to Chuck Norris's desperate plea for Romney.

It's a combination of both. Norris said "1000 years of darkness," and the Onion had an article about starting an era of Liberal Darkness that would last for a thousand years which was a play off of that.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-help-us-destroy-jesus-and-start-a-new-age-of,29478/

 

[cartoon_soldier]

LOL!

@markos
That's why Romney was in FL 2 of the last 4 days? RT @ABBruns: Campaign advisor Rich Beeson says Romney will win Florida by "double-digits."

 

[Vinsanity.]

Hannity's stance today is: "The polls don't matter this close to election day. We all know where they were, so it's all about getting out the vote now."

 

[Aaron Strife]

I must say I've grown a new respect for Christie. He's putting his state above national politics or future ambitions.

He can sign a bill legalizing gay marriage. Til then he can fuck off

 

[el retorno]

Hannity's stance today is: "The polls don't matter this close to election day. We all know where they were, so it's all about getting out the vote now."

Obama leading?

Also Christie seems like a throw back to the republicans of old. They'll bash the president one day but they respect the fact that he was elected and the job of governing is important.