Willard stepped out of the shower and turned to the mirror. Two years of campaigning had taken its toll on his body and mind. The last three months alone had aged him more than the past three decades. But it was worth it. America needed a leader, a true leader, and no other wealthy white man was better suited than him.
He splashed a handful of cold water on his face and smiled. That charming, beautiful, pearly-white smile. The smile that drove all of those frumpy Ohio housewives and closeted queers mad.
"I'm Mitt Romney, and I approve of this glisten. Heh heh, you charming sunofagun."
A screech from the bedroom spoiled the moment.
"Mitt!" yelled his wife. "Come quick!"
Willard wrapped a towel around his waist and ran to Ann's side. Her eyes were glued to the television. The authoritative voice of political ace Wolf Blitzer played over a montage of the president with Chris. His Chris.
The president touching Chris' shoulder, offering comfort in the midst of chaos. The president sitting next to Chris in Marine One, giving him a bird's-eye view of the destruction. The president and Chris locked in a warm embrace, letting him know that he would do anything to help.
His Chris. With him.
"This is truly an unprecedented showing of bipartisanship," said Blitzer as CNN's footage came to a merciful end. "One cannot help but wonder what Governor Romney is thinking about this new relationship between the president and one of his closest allies. Next up, is your cat giving you cancer? More after the break."
Willard sat down at the edge of the bed, his eyes red. His wife placed a comforting hand on his shoulder. Willard recoiled.
"It's nothing, Ann," said Willard, turning away, not wanting his wife to see his tears.
"You don't have to hide it from me, Mitt," said Ann. "I know how much he meant to you."
Willard turned to his wife, a look of pure disgust lining his chiseled face-like face.
"You have no idea," he choked. "No fucking idea."
Willard sprinted to the bathroom, his towel falling on the floor behind him. He slammed the door shut, sat on the toilet, and buried his face in his hands.
He remembered the moment where he lost him. Lost Chris. His Chris. And it was all his doing.
It was a warm August evening. Willard's brow was drenched with sweat. It was time for him to make the call; the call he was dreading. His heart pounded as he waited for Chris to answer.
Beep. Beeeeeep. Beeeeeeeeeeep.
"Hello?"
"Hi, Chris. It's Mitt. Mitt Romney."
"No shit? I thought it was some other Mitt," said Chris.
Willard laughed. His Chris had a wonderfully crude sense of humor.
"Oh, you jokester. Listen, I have some news."
"I hope it's what I think it is," said Chris. Willard could sense the anticipation in his voice. He took a deep breath and closed his eyes.
"First of all, I just want you to know how much I value your support. You've been a true friend to me, and I know that we'll always work together for our country's best interests. Having you as a friend..."
"Stop," said Chris.
"What?"
"Stop rambling Mitt. I know what this is, so stop fucking around."
"C'mon, Chris. Just calm down a second."
"Is it the Mexican?"
"The Mexican?"
"The one from Florida. The Mexican."
"Marco? No. I mean, he's actually Cuban, but I mean, I wasn't going to go in that direction, to be honest..."
"Portman? That boring fuck from Ohio? My colon could move more tracking polls than Portman."
"No."
"That redneck Indian? Jeb? Condi? Just spit it the fuck out, Mitt."
"Ryan. It's Paul Ryan."
The receiver went silent. Ominously silent.
"Chris? Chris, are you there?"
"Paul Ryan."
"What?"
"Paul Fucking Ryan. That bird-legged fuck from Minnesota?"
"Wisconsin."
"Same fucking thing."
"Now listen, Chris, I know you're upset, but I really think..."
"Upset?" said Chris, his voice quivering. "What do I have to be upset about? That you showered me with praise and told me how much you loved my take-no-prisoners approach to politics? That you spoiled me with lavish gifts and campaign donations and ham? That you called me baby and told me everything would be alright? What do I have to be upset about?"
"Chris, just let me explain."
"What happened to appealing to moderates? What happened to healing our country through bipartisanship? That Ryan fuck told me he wants to privatize babies, I swear to Christ!"
"Chris, I'm so sorry," said Willard, truthfully. "He's young, he's passionate, and he's from a swing state."
"And he's thin."
"What? No. That had nothing to do with it. How could you accuse me..."
"You told me you love me as I am. 'Every big round Republican pound,' you said."
"Chris, I said a lot of things. We both did."
"You're right. We did. But not anymore. We're done, Mitt. Goodbye."
And it was over.
Willard tried to forget it, and to forget him. Ryan was sharp as a tack and emboldened his base, but he couldn't shake the doubt that Chris, his Chris, could have reshaped the whole election.
And now, at the time when he needed him most, Chris had turned against him. And sided with his adversary.
His Chris, whom he cared for with all of his heart, had chosen people - impoverished, undignified, homeless people - over political loyalty. The betrayal was almost too much to bear.
Almost. But not quite.
The tears stopped. Willard stood up faced himself in the mirror once more.
"You are better than this," he said. "Your people need you. Your church needs you. Your country needs you. And by darn, you're not going to let some silly storm turn everyone against you."
Mitt woke up the next morning, his passion for fiscal reform and conservative values rejuvenated. He grabbed the Wall Street Journal outside his hotel room door. Obama up 5 in Ohio; race dead even said the headline.
Willard smiled.