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[Bladenic]

If you say so lol.

Drag her.

 

[Artemisia]

Alicia usually sells albums like crazy right?

I remember As I Am sold like 700k+ in a week, and Element of Freedom sold like 500k.

What's expected for this? I don't think she's had much exposure aside from the VMA performance. Are we looking at more than 200k?

 

[Trigger]

Alicia has had several big hits. I expect at least one single to do well.

 

[Bladenic]

Alicia usually sells albums like crazy right?

I remember As I Am sold like 700k+ in a week, and Element of Freedom sold like 500k.

What's expected for this? I don't think she's had much exposure aside from the VMA performance. Are we looking at more than 200k?

EoF sold a bit over 400k first week but only sold 1.3 mil overall, which was a big drop for her. I can't see this doing any better, especially with her reputation as a cheating home wrecker.

 

[Wafflecakes]

Alicia usually sells albums like crazy right?

I remember As I Am sold like 700k+ in a week, and Element of Freedom sold like 500k.

What's expected for this? I don't think she's had much exposure aside from the VMA performance. Are we looking at more than 200k?

200k is optimistic imo. Her brand has really declined in recent years as far as public awareness goes. 3 years between albums is rough in today's industry.

She hasn't had a hit stateside since 2007.

 

[Bladenic]

200k is optimistic imo. Her brand has really declined in recent years as far as public awareness goes. 3 years between albums is rough in today's industry unless you are constantly producing hits.

Just ask Xtina teehee.

 

[Wafflecakes]

Just ask Xtina teehee.

Hrm....maybe I will.

Could you direct me to the nearest KFC?

 

[Bladenic]

Hrm....maybe I will.

Could you direct me to the nearest KFC?

She stans (ie owns shares in) Taco Bell actually.

 

[Wafflecakes]

She stans (ie owns shares in) Taco Bell actually.

Well she needs the chicken to put in her taco's. Nothing beats a fried chicken thigh BLT wrap.

 

[Bladenic]

Well she needs the chicken to put in her taco's. Nothing beats a fried chicken thigh BLT wrap.

Giving me Xtincta teas with that last sentence sis.

 

[Trigger]

Well she needs the chicken to put in her taco's. Nothing beats a fried chicken thigh BLT wrap.

This actually sounds appealing.


I need to go eat lunch.

 

[Wafflecakes]

If you look closely you notice that Xtina always keeps a couple of these handy on The Voice...in case of emergencies.

 

[Bladenic]

If you look closely you notice that Xtina always keeps a couple of these handy on The Voice...in case of emergencies.

Brb vomiting right now.

 

[Supermanisdead]

She's got a dedicated fanbase that goes beyond pop buyers! I'm sure she'll do well. Although the poor reception of the title track will hurt.

 

[Artemisia]

She's got a dedicated fanbase that goes beyond pop buyers! I'm sure she'll do well. Although the poor reception of the title track will hurt.

It's pretty good and catchy. That pounding beat is infectious. IDK why everyone seems to hate it.

 

[Dr. Malik]

yall are mean


and I C someone tried to stir shit on the 1D thread

Theyre not even as talented as Britney spears, and she used to be the poster child for shallow pop.

 

[botty]

Why Xtina the go to girl for fat jokes, when she has only been chubby for 2 years of her life?

Is Kelly that irrelevant that her weight is no longer worth shading?

 

[Bladenic]

yall are mean


and I C someone tried to stir shit on the 1D thread

But where are the lies?

Also people probs hate Girl on Fire because of Garbaj.

 

[Wafflecakes]

yall are mean


and I C someone tried to stir shit on the 1D thread

Yeah lol.

.....he failed though. Twas a bit pressed

 

[Kyon]

If anything I can never drag Alicia for being a flop because she has always sold well.

Also I believe all her albums went #1 so.. Yeah

 

[Artemisia]

Why Xtina the go to girl for fat jokes, when she has only been chubby for 2 years of her life?

Is Kelly that irrelevant that her weight is no longer worth shading?

Xtincta was in direct competition with Britney and lost. Of course the Britney stans are going to go in on her.

No one really has a problem with Kelly. She's pretty innocuous.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Why Xtina the go to girl for fat jokes, when she has only been chubby for 2 years of her life?

Is Kelly that irrelevant that her weight is no longer worth shading?

Kelly was that fat four or five years ago. You might as well make a "Gaga is a man" or "Christina Aguilera is a successful pop star" joke if you're going that far back.

 

[Bladenic]

If anything I can never drag Alicia for being a flop because she has always sold well.

Also I believe all her albums went #1 so.. Yeah

Not Element. Kiiii

 

[Wafflecakes]

If anything I can never drag Alicia for being a flop because she has always sold well.

Also I believe all her albums went #1 so.. Yeah

Anything releasing against her this week?

Kelly was that fat in four or five years ago. You might as well make a "Gaga is a man" or "Christina Aguilera is a successful pop star" joke if you're going that far back.

Not to mention that she never pretended to to be a typical "pop star" to begin with. Her weight doesn't bother her. Makes attacking her for it seem petty in comparison.

 

[Dr. Malik]

"Christina Aguilera is a successful pop star" joke if you're going that far back.

oop

 

[Supermanisdead]

HEW are these trolls trying to come for Alicia with years old FALSE slander. Over it. Can't shade her charm and ethereal grace or her flawless music and sales records.

 

[Kyon]

I didn't even come for her... ;__;

 

[Trigger]

Kelly was that fat in four or five years ago. You might as well make a "Gaga is a man" or "Christina Aguilera is a successful pop star" joke if you're going that far back.

 

[Dr. Malik]

Also people probs hate Girl on Fire because of Garbaj.

Is that why the Inferno Version was the only one selling

 

[Bladenic]

I didn't even come for her... ;__;

I did.

 

[Supermanisdead]

I didn't even come for her... ;__;

I know! I started writing that before you posted. I am replying to these indistinguishable wrong direction fans.

Not Element. Kiiii

Element only sold 400k+ in it's first week and sits at only 4m worldwide and only spawned a 50 date world tour. What a flop.

 

[Trigger]

What is all this homewrecker stuff anyway? I'm requesting receipts tbh.

 

[Kyon]

^^ You are on the Internet. It's not hard to search "Alicia Keys" "homewrecker" or something on google

I did.

I know! I started writing that before you posted. I am replying to these indistinguishable wrong direction fans.

K btw i deleted some hoes so you can add meh now <3

 

[Dr. Malik]

TAYLOR SWIFT – I Knew You Were Trouble: 12.192 (+ 1.205)
ONE DIRECTION – Little Things: 10.003 (+ 1.311)
MAROON 5 – Daylight: 7.059 (+ 0.699)
WILL.I.AM & BRITNEY SPEARS – Scream And Shout: 5.048 (- 0.093)

I'm going to scream if I ever hear Little Things on the radio

 

[Cynosure]

Kelly was that fat four or five years ago.

you say this as if she's fit now.




this is her only a few months ago

Belly Lardson was that fat for four or five years.

 

[Supermanisdead]

What is all this homewrecker stuff anyway? I'm requesting receipts tbh.

Swizz Beat's ex, a nasty troll named Mashonda, made up some rumours that Alicia stole Swizz from her. Alicia never replied (keeping it classy) for a long time so there was only one side of the story. Then Alicia finally replied and said it wasn't true. But the damage had already been done

 

[Wafflecakes]

TAYLOR SWIFT – I Knew You Were Trouble: 12.192 (+ 1.205)
ONE DIRECTION – Little Things: 10.003 (+ 1.311)
MAROON 5 – Daylight: 7.059 (+ 0.699)
WILL.I.AM & BRITNEY SPEARS – Scream And Shout: 5.048 (- 0.093)

I'm going to scream if I ever hear Little Things on the radio

I don't listen to the radio so hopefully that is an experience I never will experience.

Hard enough in plug.dj to reconcile my feelings as to whether to meh or woot it when it comes up.

 

[Bladenic]

I know! I started writing that before you posted. I am replying to these indistinguishable wrong direction fans.



Element only sold 400k+ in it's first week and sits at only 4m worldwide and only spawned a 50 date world tour. What a flop.

I meant it didn't debut at #1. Chill gurl.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

you say this as if she's fit now.




this is her only a few months ago

Belly Lardson was that fat for four or five years.

She's lost plenty of weight since her BMI peak.

More importantly, she's maintained her voice and her career has survived her weight gain and loss. When will Aguilessor?

I guess Xsphincta would have to lose some weight first in order to properly gauge, but regardless...

 

[Bladenic]

She's lost plenty of weight since her BMI peak.

More importantly, she's maintained her voice and her career has survived her weight gain and loss. When will Aguilessor?

I guess Xsphincta would have to lose some weight first in order to properly gauge, but regardless...

DRAG TO THE PITS OF HELL

 

[Soulscribe]

I've been listening to Lotus practically on loop since its release. Took afternoon breaks for Rihanna and One Direction but then hopped right back on that bandwagon.

Such a great pop record and no one will know.




No one will know.

Spoiler

You hoes don't count

 

[Trigger]

Xtina stans shouldn't attack Kelly for weight of all things.

Swizz Beat's ex, a nasty troll named Mashonda, made up some rumours that Alicia stole Swizz from her. Alicia never replied (keeping it classy) for a long time so there was only one side of the story. Then Alicia finally replied and said it wasn't true. But the damage had already been done

Unfortunate. You'd think there was more than just gossip with the way we talk about it here. She stays winning though.

 

[Bladenic]

I've been listening to Lotus practically on loop since its release. Took afternoon breaks for Rihanna and One Direction but then hopped right back on that bandwagon.

Such a great pop record and no one will know.




No one will know.

Spoiler

You hoes don't count

It's not though.

 

[Artemisia]

RT

It's not though.

it's disposable tbh. the filler tracks on red have more soul than the entire album.

next

 

[Dr. Malik]

Gaga arriving in South Africa for her 2 sold-out shows

 

[3phemeral]

She's lost plenty of weight since her BMI peak.

More importantly, she's maintained her voice and her career has survived her weight gain and loss. When will Aguilessor?

I guess Xsphincta would have to lose some weight first in order to properly gauge, but regardless...

Xsphinta...Xtuna

 

[Soulscribe]

It's not though.

Tell me your faves again so that I can shame them

 

[Artemisia]

Gaga arriving in South Africa for her 2 sold-out shows

at least they didn't pay her dust when she came to their continent

unlike those south american ingrates

 

[Wafflecakes]

Tell me your faves again so that I can shame them

lol I just realized I have no clue who Blad's fav's are.....

..... suddenly his sinister plan is coming into focus!

 

[Weapxn]

you say this as if she's fit now.

this is her only a few months ago

Oh please. You can't tell me that you can't see a difference between her weight in this 2009 video and this 2012 video. Is she "fit?" No. But she's never tried to be some super skinny, super sexy pop star.

In other news, I never realized that she wrote (or helped write) this One Direction song.