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POPGAF |OT3| Geo Da Silva > nails on chalkboard > Taylor Swift

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Alicia could learn a lot from Taylor, you know. Not just about styling, but especially when it comes to relationships.

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Being the #1 beard in America? No thanks. Alicia's got a family to raise.

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Artemisia

Banned
Girl, not trying to defend A. Keys' homewrecking ass, but you did NOT just try to come for her relationships using TAYLOR SWIFT-Ly-Onto-The-Next-Dick as your ammo.

I don't understand what you're getting at. She's young, and it's normal to go through many relationships. They have all been civil, and no controversy has surrounded them. Pretty healthy love life if you ask me.

I can safely say she will never be an impatient homewrecking bitch though.

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royalan

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I don't understand what you're getting at. She's young, and it's normal to go through many relationships. They have all been civil, and no controversy has surrounded them. Pretty healthy love life if you ask me.

I can safely say she will never be an impatient homewrecking bitch though.

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No controversy. I guess you missed John mayor's response to the song she wrote about him.
 
Y'all are vicious and should be ashamed.

On Swizz’s ex-wife Mashonda’s allegations that Alicia broke up their marriage:

“We didn’t start seeing each other until months after they had separated. I was aware of all the false things that were being said about me, it definitely hurt. I was sure that if I engaged, it would become back-and-forth like some sick entertainment, which goes against everything I believe and would have made things worse.”
 

botty

Banned
Yes I did, in the plug.dj room. Koodo saw it too.

Not this bitch throwing a fit about her clothing and hair when she looks presentable. Not this bitch constantly being late. Not this bitch whining when she doesn't have her collard greens

Nicki is a boss, and she demands respect. Nicki spoke about this double standard before. No one is going to disrespect her, or walk all over her just because she is a woman.

I don't know why you keep referring to her as "bitch," but I hope you know it only translates to boss at the end of the day.

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Artemisia

Banned
Nicki is a boss, and she demands respect. Nicki spoke about this double standard before. No one is going to disrespect her, or walk all over her just because she is a woman.

I don't know why you keep referring to her as "bitch," but I hope you know it only translates to boss at the end of the day.

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Did she really just equate respect with the quality of food presented to her?

There's demanding respect, and then there's being a pampered, entitled bitch.

It's so funny how she talked about respect and hard work in that clip, and then we see how she behaved in her E! special. How many times did she have no regard for others' time? How many times was she late?
 

Kyon

Banned
Wasnt Britney a homewrecker too?

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Kevin and Shar broke up already. He had a child coming up with her when he was with Britney that's what it was. Britney probably didnt even know who Shar was till she was on tv talking about it.

No she's not a HOMEWRECKER and she certainly doesn't LIE TO HER CURRENT MAN and tell him her BASTARD SONS are HIS.

SHAR even let Britney be an AUNT to her KIDS. The media stays Lyin. The picture receipts of Britney hanging out with Shars kids are there.

TRY THAT AGAIN.

SEAT for you FLAT ASS


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Trigger

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Kevin and Shar broke up already. He had a child coming up with her when he was with Britney that's what it was. Britney probably didnt even know who Shar was till she was on tv talking about it.

No she's not a HOMEWRECKER and she certainly doesn't LIE TO HER CURRENT MAN and tell him her BASTARD SONS are HIS.

SHAR even let Britney be an AUNT to her KIDS. The media stays Lyin. The picture receipts of Britney hanging out with Shars kids are there.

TRY THAT AGAIN.

SEAT for you FLAT ASS

I can't

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Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
Kevin and Shar broke up already. He had a child coming up with her when he was with Britney that's what it was. Britney probably didnt even know who Shar was till she was on tv talking about it.

No she's not a HOMEWRECKER and she certainly doesn't LIE TO HER CURRENT MAN and tell him her BASTARD SONS are HIS.

SHAR even let Britney be an AUNT to her KIDS. The media stays Lyin. The picture receipts of Britney hanging out with Shars kids are there.

TRY THAT AGAIN.

SEAT for you FLAT ASS


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Kyon

Banned
IIRC Shar Jackson was getting a ton of money in child support from Kevin and Britney. It even rebooted her career for a while.

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oh..

Which kids belong to Shar and which belong to Britney?
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WAIT.. Not Britney getting INFANTS STARBUCKS. *negativeman x infinity*

This is true. Shar loved Kevin. He left her ass pregnant on the road with a snatched wig and chewed bubblegum. Poor thing. Britney loves THE HELP. Such a humanitarian -ney

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Damn I forget how HUGE she got while preggo with jayden
 

royalan

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IIRC Shar Jackson was getting a ton of money in child support from Kevin and Britney. It even rebooted her career for a while.

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oh..

Which kids belong to Shar and which belong to Britney?
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What kind of Save A Child mess...?

You mean to tell me with all those millions of dollars NOBODY could bother with a COMB or Moisturizer for these kids?

Those children's is ashy no LOTION.
 

Dr. Malik

FlatAss_
Kevin and Shar broke up already. He had a child coming up with her when he was with Britney that's what it was. Britney probably didnt even know who Shar was till she was on tv talking about it.

lol, what kind of person does not figure out there fiance's past especially one where he is about to have another child

It is clear K-Fed saw an opportunity with Britney and left Shar, she only stayed quiet for the money

She might not have known she was a homewrecker but she still did
wasn't like breaking up a relationship. It was like breaking up a family. - Shar

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Aguila

#ICONIC
Sorry, but Xtina is serving up Fierce Fresh Lotus Blossom Realness and you will Deal.

So you can tell Ellie to go shave her back now.

WaiT! I'd rather my fave look more natural than like the overly commercialized mess that Xtina is. I mean you can see the veins through her fake boobs, she is always changing her hair into different colored eyesores, she leaks tanning fluid, and her cheeks are different skin shades.

Not only that, but why does she cover her body in so many layers of clothes and why do they expertly conceal her features with lighting and clothing effects on her album artwork if she says she loves her body so much.

Maybe Faketina can take some notes from Ellie, or maybe Ellie can take her running on one of her marathons. Lord knows she needs the exercise. I doubt she'll make it past the starting line, though, without having one of her layers of fakeness leak off.

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royalan

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WaiT! I'd rather my fave look more natural than like the overly commercialized mess that Xtina is. I mean you can see the veins through her fake boobs, she is always changing her hair into different colored eyesores, she leaks tanning fluid, and her cheeks are different skin shades.

Not only that, but why does she cover her body in so many layers of clothes and why do they expertly conceal her features with lighting and clothing effects on her album artwork if she says she loves her body so much.

Maybe Faketina can take some notes from Ellie, or maybe Ellie can take her running on one of her marathons. Lord knows she needs the exercise. I doubt she'll make it past the starting line, though, without having one of her layers of fakeness leak off.

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Lord, someone's cranky. Put a little too much cayenne pepper on your lips this morning?
 

Kyon

Banned
lol, what kind of person does not figure out there fiance's past especially one where he is about to have another child

It is clear K-Fed saw an opportunity with Britney and left Shar, she only stayed quiet for the money

She might not have known she was a homewrecker but she still did
wasn't like breaking up a relationship. It was like breaking up a family. - Shar

nfncbo98

Kevin broke up with Shar. Shar was pregnant when they broke up. Kevin and Britney were together a few months. After they were engaged is when she conveniently emerged from the depths of DEPRAVITY. Dont blame Britney because K FAT shady ass was donating his sperm to any OVULATING SNATCHED vagina out there and wanted to stay shut about it. She was here for the money but that doesn't explain her hanging out with Britney and her children and vice versa. Shar said that quote BEFORE she got a dime from Britney. You are trying to make an issue out of something that ISN'T THERE.

You could RELATE tho

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botty

Banned
WaiT! I'd rather my fave look more natural than like the overly commercialized mess that Xtina is. I mean you can see the veins through her fake boobs, she is always changing her hair into different colored eyesores, she leaks tanning fluid, and her cheeks are different skin shades.

Not only that, but why does she cover her body in so many layers of clothes and why do they expertly conceal her features with lighting and clothing effects on her album artwork if she says she loves her body so much.

Maybe Faketina can take some notes from Ellie, or maybe Ellie can take her running on one of her marathons. Lord knows she needs the exercise. I doubt she'll make it past the starting line, though, without having one of her layers of fakeness leak off.

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LOL what the hell?

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3phemeral

Member
WaiT! I'd rather my fave look more natural than like the overly commercialized mess that Xtina is. I mean you can see the veins through her fake boobs, she is always changing her hair into different colored eyesores, she leaks tanning fluid, and her cheeks are different skin shades.

Not only that, but why does she cover her body in so many layers of clothes and why do they expertly conceal her features with lighting and clothing effects on her album artwork if she says she loves her body so much.

Maybe Faketina can take some notes from Ellie, or maybe Ellie can take her running on one of her marathons. Lord knows she needs the exercise. I doubt she'll make it past the starting line, though, without having one of her layers of fakeness leak off.

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I don't know what this means.

It means it makes the ho wanna bop her head with the music. It's a good thing :)


This is the first of three logins to see if Lotus leaked. I really don't want it to... I know that Bionic was downloaded in the millions after it leaked so I don't want Lotus to get sabotaged, especially since it's shaping up to be a great pop record. But... I can't help it :( I need to HEER EET
 

royalan

Member
lmao. But did I lie? I don't think so.

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Lol - but the thing is Xtina's never made any pretense about trying to be natural. Sure, she's had some notorious fashion mistakes, but she's been very outspoken about loving glamour and makeup and loud things.
 
Lol - but the thing is Xtina's never made any pretense about trying to be natural. Sure, she's had some notorious fashion mistakes, but she's been very outspoken about loving glamour and makeup and loud things.

Pretty much this. The woman pioneered the trashy guidette look in the early 00's; she obviously enjoys looking as unnatural as possible, lol.

Though I will say that floating head picture makes her look like a planet.
 

botty

Banned
Aguila destroyed any hope Xtina and her stans had left here.

DISPOSE OF THAT FAKE TRASH!!!

It was so random, which made it so funny. He also said she leaks "tanning oil," so it's not like he was being delusional with his reading. I would probably say the only mistake he made was saying she is "overly commercialized." Still one of the funniest outburst I've seen in pop gaf.

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Bladenic

Member
It was so random, which made it so funny. He also said she leaks "tanning oil," so it's not like he was being delusional with his reading. I would probably say the only mistake he made was saying she is "overly commercialized." Still one of the funniest outburst I've seen in pop gaf.

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The sad thing is he's completely right. No idea why Xtina chooses to look the way she does, she's pretty much naturally flawless in terms of beauty. I don't even get why she got her boobs done, sure she had none before but it's not like she needed the fake ones to be called hot or to be successful. Maybe she had a B plan as a pornstar lined up.
 

3phemeral

Member
It means it makes the ho wanna bop her head with the music. It's a good thing :)


This is the first of three logins to see if Lotus leaked. I really don't want it to... I know that Bionic was downloaded in the millions after it leaked so I don't want Lotus to get sabotaged, especially since it's shaping up to be a great pop record. But... I can't help it :( I need to HEER EET

I don't think that really matters at all. I remember reading that Rihanna's album, during the same release period, was the most pirated, but it still outsold the other releases at the time. I'll try to post receipts if I can find them.
 

botty

Banned
The sad thing is he's completely right. No idea why Xtina chooses to look the way she does, she's pretty much naturally flawless in terms of beauty. I don't even get why she got her boobs done, sure she had none before but it's not like she needed the fake ones to be called hot or to be successful. Maybe she had a B plan as a pornstar lined up.

She just dresses how she wants. I'm not mad at her for that. If people don't like it they can spin around in circles on her middle finger.

/shrug

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