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Trigger

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Stop talking about ATRL.

Noted.
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Dr. Malik

FlatAss_
omg, I'm freaking out

my eyes havent seen gifs in such a long time, I cant

the images are moving *.*

someone fill me in on everything xoxo
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I cant read all these pages

Edit: FINE, I will read your sheisse
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Dr. Malik

FlatAss_
Nothing new. Intermittent discussion of music, some messy bickering here and there, and a sprinkle of bannings. The usual.

Oh and Jessie J shaved her head. That was interesting.

The lies

I found:
  • A leaked track from Selena Gomez
  • The Lord's 22 video
  • GAGA SPOTTED on her wheelchair
  • Louis dieing his hair RE-Ehh-Eh-Eh-ED
  • Williams new single
  • And of course the Feel This Moment video

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I will say a prayer to the good sis ITZabella and Bladenic
and hope they return to us soon
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omg, I'm freaking out

my eyes havent seen gifs in such a long time, I cant

the images are moving *.*

someone fill me in on everything xoxo
iSlooqhztYc1i.gif



I cant read all these pages

Edit: FINE, I will read your sheisse
iLgC9jrEoEh3a.gif

Ok brehs help a straight guy out. I can see why girls and guys think this dude is hot, he's a handsome dude. But the other dudes in One Direction look like pasty nerds. Seriously you can find 100 guys that basic at your local university's computer lab.
 

Koodo

Banned
Ok brehs help a straight guy out. I can see why girls and guys think this dude is hot, he's a handsome dude. But the other dudes in One Direction look like pasty nerds. Seriously you can find 100 guys that basic at your local university's computer lab.
About the same amount of people who find the corpulent carcass of Xtincta attractive find the rodent-faced other-members of 1D anything above the threshold of aesthetically ordinary.

It's a niche as obscure and easy to ignore as scab porn.
 

Nemesis_

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Ok brehs help a straight guy out. I can see why girls and guys think this dude is hot, he's a handsome dude. But the other dudes in One Direction look like pasty nerds. Seriously you can find 100 guys that basic at your local university's computer lab.

Maybe their mediocre looks makes them seem more "approachable" or "obtainable" and thus they are more attractive?

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Icicle

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I don't read/follow any music publications/news outlets (or any, for that matter), is Pitchfork influential in any way? I've heard of it, but that's really the extent of my knowledge. Am I just out of touch or is it fairly minor?

Phrased another way, would Pitchfork naming a new song by one of your faves "Song of the Week" qualify as "Get dat promo" or is it just a coupon (Receipts should be reserved for sales/meaningful awards) to use?

Anyway, it seems L.A. Reid is now doing the MOST with/for Ciara. A month ago, it seemed like a real possibility that her album could be shelved indefinitely. Since Body Party dropped, things have been turning around for Ciara. For starters, the song appeared on iTunes within 8 days of it premiering, the shortest gap between the two in years (this isn't a joke...nnnn), and peaked at a tepid #77 (and it's stint <80 was incredibly brief), which I /believe/ is the highest peak she's achieved by herself (ie, no Love Sex Magic) since 2007 with "Promise". Yes, "Body Party" reached a higher peak than "Ride" ever did, and that song went to #24 on the Billboard Hot 100.

For someone whose brand/status has almost been erased completely, it's good to see what looks to be an opportunity for her to return to the music scene in some capacity.

As I was saying about L.A. Reid, it's great to see Ciara command his attention after he's paid her none ever since she signed to Epic. L.A. couldn't exactly let this single generate all this buzz for an album that was as good as vaporware, so he finally committed to a release date for One Woman Army, June 4th. He must have fast-tracked the music video for "Body Party" because it's already done and being edited now. (I hope that doesn't mean it's going to be rushed/shitty). i

I've genuinely loved everything that I've heard off the upcoming album (talking about her 3 singles and about as many snippets I've heard). I feel quite confident that this album is going to be a smash. If it were ever possible for Ciara to have a comeback, I think she's got the album for the job. If she flops again, I'm sure she will keep at it. I think that's an incredibly admirable quality, and I hope everyone who calls her "Ci-error' and such recognizes that she doesn't let anything get in the way of pursuing in her dreams, \world of naysayers be damned.




Wow, that was longer than I intended it to be. Not even a lick of shade....

Don't think I'll ever have another chance to use this gif.


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Pitchfork is a self-important circle jerk that celebrates mediocrity and irrelevance.

No surprise, then, that they chose C-list-ara to spray their readers with.
 

cory64

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Pitchfork BNM is definitely quality promo imo.
But nothing to get too excited about. They used to give ratings to tracks, that was more fun.
 

Trigger

Member
Pitchfork isn't a bad avenue for promo if you're a flopping act. I'm curious to see if L.A. is interested in helping Ciara smash. Sometimes the difference between a basic bitch and a queen is having the right team behind you.
 

Dr. Malik

FlatAss_
Ok brehs help a straight guy out. I can see why girls and guys think this dude is hot, he's a handsome dude. But the other dudes in One Direction look like pasty nerds. Seriously you can find 100 guys that basic at your local university's computer lab.

whatever peoples dick's fancy, dont have a problem with it unless its illegal

then I call the cops
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Nemesis_

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pitchfork gets a bad rep, but they usually spill the tea and aren't afraid to give mainstream artists credit where credit is due.

I was about to say, scrolling through their Spotify playlists they seem *rather* level headed with both mainstream and indie acts.

I like their App on Spotify because I get to try music I wouldn't otherwise try.
 

Icicle

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Hm, those of you that are sharing your opinions about Pitchfork, do you guys actually read it/visit it regularly?

(This has nothing to do with Ciara, just wondering how much exposure to the site you've had before forming your opinion)

I'm also curious to hear what other sites/magazines/resources you guys check out/read at least on a semi-regular basis. Only interested in hearing legitimate, reputable, established stuff (Rolling Stone = Yes, ATRL =/= No)

The fact that seemingly you all are familiar enough with Pitchfork makes me wonder what other things you might be reading. Like I said, I don't read/follow anything, but I've yet to feel like I'm uncultured or missing out on anything...am I mistaken?
 
Wait, why do you hate Pitchfork so much? You guys look so happy here.

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Gerl please, secrete your oozing pus-filled hate elsewhere. Not in the mood for another essay on Jasmine Trias or some other 18th century whew.

My fave may have certain equestrian predilections, but at least I can sleep soundly at night, confident in the belief that her flaw-free vagina has not been viciously gored by mutant dick.


Such an unfortunate visage. No wonder your fave had to resort to getting her sexual cravings satisfied by raping fans on stage.


Hm, those of you that are sharing your opinions about Pitchfork, do you guys actually read it/visit it regularly?

(This has nothing to do with Ciara, just wondering how much exposure to the site you've had before forming your opinion)

I'm also curious to hear what other sites/magazines/resources you guys check out/read at least on a semi-regular basis. Only interested in hearing legitimate, reputable, established stuff (Rolling Stone = Yes, ATRL =/= No)

The fact that seemingly you all are familiar enough with Pitchfork makes me wonder what other things you might be reading. Like I said, I don't read/follow anything, but I've yet to feel like I'm uncultured or missing out on anything...am I mistaken?
I also read bitches and hoes.
 

Dr. Malik

FlatAss_
Gerl please, secrete your oozing pus-filled hate elsewhere. Not in the mood for another essay on Jasmine Trias or some other 18th century whew.

My fave may have certain equestrian predilections, but at least I can sleep soundly at night, confident in the belief that her flaw-free vagina has not been viciously gored by mutant dick.



Such an unfortunate visage. No wonder your fave had to resort to getting her sexual cravings satisfied by raping fans on stage.



I also read bitches and hoes.

so ruthless, are your horseshoes on to tight?

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Touchdown

Banned
Gerl please, secrete your oozing pus-filled hate elsewhere. Not in the mood for another essay on Jasmine Trias or some other 18th century whew.

My fave may have certain equestrian predilections, but at least I can sleep soundly at night, confident in the belief that her flaw-free vagina has not been viciously gored by mutant dick.



Such an unfortunate visage. No wonder your fave had to resort to getting her sexual cravings satisfied by raping fans on stage.



I also read bitches and hoes.

...
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Trigger

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Gerl please, secrete your oozing pus-filled hate elsewhere. Not in the mood for another essay on Jasmine Trias or some other 18th century whew.

My fave may have certain equestrian predilections, but at least I can sleep soundly at night, confident in the belief that her flaw-free vagina has not been viciously gored by mutant dick.

Such an unfortunate visage. No wonder your fave had to resort to getting her sexual cravings satisfied by raping fans on stage.

I also read bitches and hoes.

Vicious.

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