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[botty]

Girl what else is she going to do on it?

Oop

 

[Trigger]

Is your Big Brother secret challenge to say "Vita" in a natural conversation? Well, you lost.

 

[Artemisia]

I just got a PM asking about my avatar

her impact

 

[Nemesis_]

Katy B-Side can't command a decent salary let alone an ocean.

Who else could write a song about getting paid and be so excited about it?

 

[Artemisia]

As I buy another round
With my final twenty pounds
Seems as if my money's spent
How am I gonna pay the rent

Katy humBle

the moses of the music industry

 

[Nemesis_]

the moses of the music industry

Indeed:

the existence of Moses as well as the veracity of the Exodus story is disputed amongst archaeologists and Egyptologists, with experts in the field of biblical criticism citing logical inconsistencies, new archaeological evidence, historical evidence, and related origin myths in Canaanite culture.

 

[Supermanisdead]

thats katy b in your avatar?? i thought it was hyeoeoeeoeoen

 

[Nemesis_]

thats katy b in your avatar?? i thought it was hyeoeoeeoeoen

No, this is Hyeyehiwneewone:

 

[Trigger]

I had no clue that was Katy B. She's so much prettier from the side.

 

[Styles]

Will Beyonce be performing old songs for this tour? How many days left until its premiere?

 

[Artemisia]

Will Beyonce be performing old songs for this tour? How many days left until its premiere?

She starts on April 15.

Mess.

 

[Nemesis_]

First Adele, and now Jennifer Lopez. Since she left American Idol, we thought JLo was no longer in the business of crushing dreams. Alas, there she is, in the studio with Chris Brown, another star crushing everyone’s dreams of a Chris Brown music industry drought. JLo posted the photo on Twitter, along with the hashtag #Album10, so we can assume the collaboration will appear on Lopez’s forthcoming record. Head below to see her full message.

https://twitter.com/JLo/statuses/314667228920430592

Let me go vomit

 

[Soulscribe]

Will Beyonce be performing old songs for this tour? How many days left until its premiere?

Will she even be singing new songs? I think that's the more accurate questions. There's been no proof either way.

 

[CRS]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BF3sLXMCQAAjFB9.jpg[IMG]

[url]https://twitter.com/JLo/statuses/314667228920430592[/url]

Let me go vomit[/QUOTE]

[URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3LVthzm88g"]We all know how that's going to end up.[/URL]

 

[Artemisia]

We all know how that's going to end up.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Styles]

She starts on April 15.

Mess.

Will she even be singing new songs? I think that's the more accurate questions. There's been no proof either way.

The tour is less than a month a way and there is still no album announcement? If she is still finalizing the track list...

We all know how that's going to end up.

OMG LMAO. ENOUGH

 

[3phemeral]

We all know how that's going to end up.

"I'm good at running away"

*Husband finds her wherever she goes*

The tour is less than a month a way and there is still no album announcement? If she is still finalizing the track list...

OMG LMAO

She's waiting for that Ryan Tedder smash-hit groove wonder.

 

[SaintZ]

We all know how that's going to end up.

I loled

 

[Artemisia]

https://twitter.com/jeff1317/status/314746940493545472

Chris ‏@mindtrappa
@jeff1317 Does Beyoncé's album exist?

Jeff ‏@jeff1317
@mindtrappa no lol

Jeff ‏@jeff1317
@mindtrappa well in terms of it actually being mixed/sequenced/even mastered, it's not lol

beyonce gurl

 

[Soulscribe]

The tour is less than a month a way and there is still no album announcement? If she is still finalizing the track list...

That's why I don't think she'll be singing new stuff. I'm thinking it's gonna be more of an "official tour" like The Beyonce Experience and I Am... Sasha Fierce but with 4 as the highlight. Then again she's done so many little concerts for 4 so I'm not sure if that's the case.

Maybe debuting songs live to a private audience is a genius idea though... it can build massive hype because we'll be scrambling to find the best footage. And then she'll hit us with the official tracks afterwards and make our pussies purr.

I really don't know. It's like Christina Aguilera's her manager right now; nothing makes any fucking sense.

 

[Dr. Malik]

shaking my head at Beyonce's lack of structure but at least her tour is sold out

meanwhile

 

[Nemesis_]

Maybe Bey is just singing Jay Z covers.

 

[Soulscribe]

.......

Okay so my faves aren't coming. Nevermind everyone, back to one.

 

[Trigger]

I can't understand why Rih's promo can be so flawless and Bey's can be so messy.

We all know how that's going to end up.

nnnnnnnn

I'm crying

 

[Nemesis_]

I really liked Enough, tbh.

 

[DMeisterJ]

Why can't the Carters get Bey's album out anytime soon? It's not like they don't have any experience in getting albums out in an efficient manner.

Messy.

Oh, and the PIU (Rihmix) has impacteD on the iTunes top 100

#WeBadUMad

 

[Soulscribe]

I can't understand why Rih's promo can be so flawless and Bey's can be so messy.



nnnnnnnn

I'm crying

Coz she's black Britney, and Britney always had the best management.


I wonder how amazing my career would be if I had Britney's management. Slippery Brazilian twinks would think I'm so God.

 

[Nemesis_]

Maybe Beyonce insisted on writing the album and that's what is causing most of the delay.

 

[Soulscribe]

Maybe Beyonce insisted on writing the album and that's what is causing most of the delay.

nnnnn

So is this gonna be a race to the finish between Bey and Gaga? I thought Bey's would come out first but now I don't know. Who do you guys think is gonna release theirs first at this point?

My money's on Rihanna

 

[Nemesis_]

Madonna

 

[Soulscribe]

Rihanna will swoop in and release a couple albums with 1.5 #1 singles each. They'll be called "Swarmy" and "Tested Positive" respectively.

 

[royalan]

Ummm...HEW is this "jeff" person and why does he seem to have all the tea?

 

[Nemesis_]

Ummm...HEW is this "jeff" person and why does he seem to have all the tea?

I think he's an insider SOMEWHERE.

I didn't believe him at first but he correctly said that "Black Jesus Amen Fashion", "The Queen" and "Fashion of his Love" were deluxe tracks on Born This Way.

You don't guess ridiculous names like that JUST ON LUCK. He even guessed the cross symbol between BJ/AF

Man if Beyonce's tour is focused entirely on 4 then I will not be attending the Mrs. Carter Blows Show

 

[Trigger]

nnnnn

So is this gonna be a race to the finish between Bey and Gaga? I thought Bey's would come out first but now I don't know. Who do you guys think is gonna release theirs first at this point?

My money's on Rihanna

Rih slaying is preordained. I suspect Bey will release her new single first while she's on tour.

 

[Soulscribe]

I think he's an insider SOMEWHERE.

I didn't believe him at first but he correctly said that "Black Jesus Amen Fashion", "The Queen" and "Fashion of his Love" were deluxe tracks on Born This Way.

You don't guess ridiculous names like that JUST ON LUCK. He even guessed the cross symbol between BJ/AF

Man if Beyonce's tour is focused entirely on 4 then I will not be attending the Mrs. Carter Blows Show

Was that ever in question? lol

 

[Vazra]

Beyonce the white Azealia Banks?

 

[cory64]

My guess would be that if they rushed it they could ship 5 by June. But factoring in that Bey has to edit the tracklist (she recorded like 40 tracks for 4), potentially rerecord some things as well as have some control over post-production all while on tour...


September? Neveruary? Something like that.

 

[Nemesis_]

Was that ever in question? lol

I said about two OTs ago that I am making more of an effort to attend shows rather than watch them on YouTube (I've only ever actually attended Gaga and Muse, as well as other flops that PopGAF won't care about). I was even planning on going to the MDNA tour just to see.

I've seen Jessie Ware, Azealia and Ellie since my "pledge". I am planning on seeing Diamonds if I get a chance or if my schedule permits, and even though I think Beyonce is stupid I won't pretend she doesn't put on a good show. I can recite the I Am tour (only because my stupid cunt sister kept playing the DVD forty thousand times in a row. She's such a shit and annoying excrement shit cunt Bey stan)

DONT YOU HAVE A LIST TO BE WRITING ANYWAY

 

[Trigger]

Beyonce the white Azealia Banks?

Naw, not enough twitter beefs.

 

[Supermanisdead]

A 4 show would slay though. Don't even lie.

 

[Nemesis_]

Naw, not enough twitter beefs.

Beyonce doesn't know how to use a word processor, let alone a computer.

A 4 show would slay though. Don't even lie.

4 is too boring to carry an entire tour by itself

 

[Soulscribe]

I said about two OTs ago that I am making more of an effort to attend shows rather than watch them on YouTube (I've only ever actually attended Gaga and Muse, as well as other flops that PopGAF won't care about). I was even planning on going to the MDNA tour just to see.

I've seen Jessie Ware, Azealia and Ellie since my "pledge". I am planning on seeing Diamonds if I get a chance or if my schedule permits, and even though I think Beyonce is stupid I won't pretend she doesn't put on a good show.

DONT YOU HAVE A LIST TO BE WRITING ANYWAY

!!!!

I guess I'll make a list of all the Nemesis_ posts I haven't read. Oop

Spoiler

xoxo

 

[Vazra]

Beyonce doesn't know how to use a word processor, let alone a computer.

An unevolved version of Azealia then. Now its legit.

 

[Nemesis_]

!!!!

I guess I'll make a list of all the Nemesis_ posts I haven't read. Oop

Spoiler

xoxo

You missed my edit about my sister RIP

 

[Supermanisdead]

4 is too boring to carry an entire tour by itself

You better don't.

 

[Nemesis_]

You better don't.

Spoken like Beyonce would attempt to write. A_A

 

[Soulscribe]

You missed my edit about my sister RIP

LOL, your sis is flawless. My friend and I play the I Am... World Tour before we go downtown coz it gets us in the mood to dance. Also I can recite all of her foolish religiously-fueled FaceTime monologues to the T.

WHY DID GOD PUT ME ON DIS ERF

*glances around*

 

[royalan]

Lawd, speaking of the Diamonds Tour...

So I live in South Philly, where all the stadiums and arenas and junk are, and I was coming home from work on the subway just as people were heading to the stadium for the show.

LAWD - Rih's audience is TOO ratchet.

I didn't think I'd make it out of that tunnel alive.

 

[Supermanisdead]

Spoken like Beyonce would attempt to write. A_A

Go to bed.

 

[Trigger]

A 4 show would slay though. Don't even lie.

I would pay to see her sing End of Time, Love on Top, or Countdown live.