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[Trigger]

She only uses her chest voice, and as a means to flick royalan's nipples.

waiT

 

[botty]

But Mumei does stan it.

I recall ha saying, "the key changes are everything."

Mumei enjoys Beyonce's chest voice/lower register, yes. But she doesn't stan it. Mumei stans Mariah, Whitney, Dusty Springfield, Karen Carpenter, and a whole list of vocalist we don't know about cause he plays them when he is alone.

We all enjoy certain artist, but that doesn't mean we stan them. And Beyonce is that to Mumei.

 

[Supermanisdead]

Dangerously in Love is not great. It's cute, but it's pretty basic aside from Crazy in Love.

This whole thing was an utter mess.

 

[botty]

Dangerously in Love is not great. It's cute, but it's pretty basic aside from Crazy in Love.

What kind of FUCKery...

Naughty Girl

Ahhhhhhhhhh love to love ya, baby
Ahhhhhhhhhh love to love ya, baby

This is one of Beyonce's most sensual songs, with some of the greatest production in her discography.

Baby Boy

BABY BOY YOU STAY AHN MAH MIND
I FEEL YAH FAN-TA-SEEEE

This is one of beyonce's most ICONIC jams. Another sensual, sexy song. Also one of her greatest collabs ever.

Like.. what is basic about this? This song pretty much opened the door for Caribbean pop girls like Rihanna.

Not to mention Me, Myself, and I or Dangerously in Love 2... the latter being one of her most passionately sung songs of her career.

I think you need to go back and RE-listen.

 

[DMeisterJ]

Educate the Bey 'stan' botty.

I never get how the bey stans can come for DiL like it isn't the blueprint of what any R&B chick strives for on her album. The absolute dust being paid to it should cost any worthy stan their Beyhive card.

WINE YA WAIST

 

[cory64]

Eh, not here for formulaic Scott Storch jobs.

 

[Soulscribe]

Baby Boy is the best song on Dangerously In Love. I would rank that in the top 5 on her catalogue.

Crazy In Love studio version is basic and doesn't hit too hard. Live though? That shit kills.

Naughty Girl is a slightly more arabesque version of Baby Boy and is thus overrated.

Overall that album doesn't do much for her as a vocalist or a dynamic entertainer and most of its material is pretty mediocre for someone that became what she is now.

It's funny how all the real Bey stans pay that album dust, yet celebrate 4 and B'Day at every opportunity. Maybe you're the ones that need to be edTucaTedT.


EDIT: And don't let people shit on your work, Super. That list was flawless. Be proud.

 

[Supermanisdead]

ehh they're cute. but not top 20. -__-

she developed a much stronger, more unique sound from b'day on.

 

[royalan]

Botty tells no lies.

"Me Myself and I" is still one of my top 3 all-time Beyonce songs. So effortlessly mature and throwback...without even really trying to be.

 

[Soulscribe]

Meh. "Dangerously In Love" Beyonce probably didn't even know what the word "throwback" meant.

 

[cory64]

Botty tells no lies.

"Me Myself and I" is still one of my top 3 all-time Beyonce songs. So effortlessly mature and throwback...without even really trying to be.

Probably my second favorite on DIL after Crazy. Storch didn't ruin that one.
Her vocals just aren't the same on that album though, it's hard to stan for it.

edit: the new Iggy Azalea shits

 

[Supermanisdead]

now where is my gold star

 

[botty]

I'm just messing with you, superman. Still love ya.

Your list was actually full of good choices, but DiL isn't worth being paid dust.

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

01. "Crazy in Love" (featuring Jay-Z) - Cute
02. "Naughty Girl" - Everything
03. "Baby Boy" (featuring Sean Paul) - Cute
04. "Hip Hop Star" (featuring Big Boi and Sleepy Brown) - ???
05. "Be with You" - EVERYTHING
06. "Me, Myself and I" - Everything
07. "Yes" - ???
08. "Signs" (featuring Missy Elliott) - Everything
09. "Speechless" - EVERYTHING
10. "That's How You Like It" (featuring Jay-Z) - ???
11. "The Closer I Get to You" (duet with Luther Vandross) - Cute
12. "Dangerously in Love 2" - Why? Cute-ish
13. "Beyoncé Interlude" - .
14. "Gift from Virgo" - ???
15. "Daddy" - Cute

??? - forgettable/don't remember

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Where does CammieGAF come from? How can the very much alive Madonna be "late, great"?

Here, the musically superior amongst our GAF brethren and sistren gather to sample the Tea and Crumpet of Pop music, pop culture, Stan culture, the, art of Kiiii, and the general Shade of it all. So pull up a seat, lurk and be blessed. Or, if your lacefront is laid like world peace, state your faves and join in on the fun

What does all this mean?

I get that it's a pop music thread, but it's all so cryptic!

 

[Artemisia]

Where does CammieGAF come from? How can the very much alive Madonna be "late, great"?



What does all this mean?

I get that it's a pop music thread, but it's all so cryptic!

Hello

This is a good (and humorous) resource for understanding this thread.

http://stan-wars.com/stan101.html

http://stan-wars.com/stan_dictionary.html

 

[botty]

Where does CammieGAF come from? How can the very much alive Madonna be "late, great"?



What does all this mean?

I get that it's a pop music thread, but it's all so cryptic!

CammieGaf comes from Cammie Dunaway, former VP of Marketing (I think) for Nintendo of America.

But really we are "Pop Gaf."

Stan culture is the culture of "Stanning" aka talking about celebrities, mostly pop stars, in an exaggerated and "fabulous" way.

"Kiiiiiiii" is apparently "the gay man's laugh," which works since 99.9% of the people who are involved in stan culture are gay men.

Use this site for more info: Stan Wars

 

[Trigger]

The Stan Wars dictionary still makes me laugh. It never gets old.

 

[Fey]

How can the very much alive Madonna be "late, great"?

tell these ageist hoes

edit: kiii i never read the dictionary before. the stan wars definition for legend is giving me life.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Botty tells no lies.

"Me Myself and I" is still one of my top 3 all-time Beyonce songs. So effortlessly mature and throwback...without even really trying to be.

This got a lol from me.

Wow, this there is quite a barrier to entry for this thread! I need to learn a whole new method of communication. Reading that OP fried my tiny mind.

So one last question, what has this Cammie Nintendo president person got to do with pop music?

 

[Artemisia]

tell these ageist hoes

edit: kiii i never read the dictionary before. the stan wars definition for legend is giving me life.

omg you HAVE to go to the stanpedia

http://stan-wars.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=Rihanna

I live once agaiN

 

[SaintZ]

The Stan Wars dictionary still makes me laugh. It never gets old.

IKR. I just started reading it again.

Also, lmao I hadn't seen the picture used to represent the Beyhive on the main page RIP.

 

[Supermanisdead]

So one last question, what has this Cammie Nintendo president person got to do with pop music?

When she quit Nintendo, she made a pop music album called MDNA.

 

[Trigger]

This got a lol from me.

Wow, this there is quite a barrier to entry for this thread! I need to learn a whole new method of communication. Reading that OP fried my tiny mind.

You don't have to understand all the stan lingo to post here. Plenty of use normal terminology. Some stuff is just in-jokes and memes.

So one last question, what has this Cammie Nintendo president person got to do with pop music?

Nothing.

She has an Aussie appeal it seems.

 

[Fey]

omg you HAVE to go to the stanpedia

http://stan-wars.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=Rihanna

I live once agaiN

screaming omg
i had no idea they had changed their pages

@barebackbarbadosboi777 noo

 

[royalan]

This got a lol from me.

Wow, this there is quite a barrier to entry for this thread! I need to learn a whole new method of communication. Reading that OP fried my tiny mind.

So one last question, what has this Cammie Nintendo president person got to do with pop music?

Is this junior coming for me?

 

[NinjaBoiX]

When she quit Nintendo, she made a pop music album called MDNA.

Really? Any good?

 

[Artemisia]

mess at superman deceiving you

So one last question, what has this Cammie Nintendo president person got to do with pop music?

Nothing, lol

we just started spamming her gifs and the thread name was changed.

 

[Professor Beef]

I this junior coming for me?

RE-juniored, for correction's sake.

Spoiler

<3 ya ninja

 

[Trigger]

omg you HAVE to go to the stanpedia

http://stan-wars.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=Rihanna

I live once agaiN

The entry for Ashanti tho

Aaliyah had died, Left Eye had died, Mary was happy, Whitney was a spokesperson for D.A.R.E.. All of Destiny's Child had gone solo, the Fat Boys had broken up, and there was nothing left to believe in. We were sad, confused, our spirits were broken, and we took Ashanti because she had just enough of a look, just enough of a voice, the songs were good and, honestly, we didn't think we could do any better.

 

[botty]

Is this junior coming for me?

nnnnnn;;

I hope not.

 

[Aguila]

This got a lol from me.

Wow, this there is quite a barrier to entry for this thread! I need to learn a whole new method of communication. Reading that OP fried my tiny mind.

So one last question, what has this Cammie Nintendo president person got to do with pop music?

Cammie is part of pop culture (popular gaming culture to be exact). Her impact has just reacheD PopGAF. Next we will be stanning Bionic which was also ahead of its time.

 

[Satch]

Cammie is part of pop culture (popular gaming culture to be exact). Her impact has just reacheD PopGAF. Next we will be stanning Bionic which was also ahead of its time.

i want your avatar on my avatar

and i already stan bionic

 

[Fey]

When she quit Nintendo, she made a pop music album called MDNA.

the fact that i can't tell whether this is shade to cammie or madge makes me sad

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Is this junior coming for me?

A puny weakling junior? Nah.

RE-juniored, for correction's sake.

Spoiler

<3 ya ninja

Yeah, what Beef said. I was a bad lad.

 

[botty]

A puny weakling junior? Nah.

Yeah, what Beef said. I was a bad lad.

So, who are your faves?

 

[Satch]

real talk superman why did you pay DIL dust

it's her most varied album, with a fresh R&B sound that doesn't age like many R&B albums tend to do because it doesnt lean too heavily on bog standard R&B tropes

 

[Aguila]

i want your avatar on my avatar

and i already stan bionic

Like this?

*.*

 

[Trigger]

So, who are your faves?

I have no complaints. I think Delio and me are the only Paramore fans here.

 

[Satch]

Like this?

*.*

im SCREAMING

let me change my avatar

 

[botty]

I have no complaints. I think Delio and me are the only Paramore fans here.

I used to use the Paramore cover of Use Somebody... which is a song I think you hate, iirc.

 

[SaintZ]

I have no complaints. I think Delio and me are the only Paramore fans here.

I actually really like them. I don't know If I'd call myself a stan but I use them often enough.

Queen Hayley *.*

 

[Nemesis_]

Everyone in the JT thread is so revolting and presseD.

I was going to bless them with one of my balanced review but, as they said, they can go fuck themselves.

 

[Mumei]

Mumei doesn't even stan for it. She only uses her chest voice, and as a means to flick royalan's nipples.

This whole thing was an utter mess.

Now child.

1. I stan Love On Top; I just don't stan Beyonce. I compartmentalize.
2. Love On Top has head voice, too.
3. Pay attention. Love On Top is Beyonce's best vocal performance in studio. The register coordination! The modulations! The agility! Just <3

 

[Trigger]

I used to use the Paramore cover of Use Somebody... which is a song I think you hate, iirc.

I actually love this cover. *.*

The Kings of Leon were just so overexposed.

I actually really like them. I don't know If I'd call myself a stan but I use them often enough.

Queen Hayley *.*

*.*

 

[botty]

Now child.

1. I stan Love On Top; I just don't stan Beyonce. I compartmentalize.
2. Love On Top has head voice, too.
3. Pay attention. Love On Top is Beyonce's best vocal performance in studio. The register coordination! The modulations! The agility! Just <3

"It" = Beyonce

Spoiler

Though, I can totally understand how my advanced stan talk could confuse you:-*

edit: The song is cute, but I feel like you're grading on a curve here. Especially after you showed me those Mariah vids.

 

[Supermanisdead]

real talk superman why did you pay DIL dust

it's her most varied album, with a fresh R&B sound that doesn't age like many R&B albums tend to do because it doesnt lean too heavily on bog standard R&B tropes

it's her weakest vocals and i'm all about her vocals.

 

[botty]

it's her weakest vocals and i'm all about her vocals.

Don't go down this dark route, superman. Please.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

So, who are your faves?

Well Paramore are the only "pop" band I'm into really, but a lot of the appeal is the little firecracker behind the mic!

Hayley is just awesome. Massive talent, philanthropic, charismatic, articulate and oh so fine!

I posted an OT a few weeks back if you want to check it out.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=518367

 

[DMeisterJ]

it's her weakest vocals and i'm all about her vocals.

Isn't your fave Alicia Keys?