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[botty]

I can't at how lazy our stanning is getting after 6 OTs.

Artemisia's popgaf.

 

[twobear]

You have faith? Her technique is essentially the same as it has always been; the reason she sounds like shit all the time now is because of her vocal damage. She was able to get by on the Power of Youth (tm) and her natural good tone in the middle range of her voice until recent years. Maybe if she magically developed, I don't know, discipline and respect for her craft she'd still be able to sound respectable in spite of her damage, but you're kidding yourself if you think that's going to take place after almost fifteen years.

 

[Trigger]

that gif...!!

I can't breathe

 

[twobear]

that gif...!!

I can't breathe

A Koodo Klassique.

 

[Soulscribe]

That Christina performance was singularly awful and indefensibly bad. Good Lord.

Yeah, she can't sing this song for some reason.

Granted I've complained about how she hasn't been warming up her vocals anymore but I think once her next album comes around she'll start reworking that front.

What I needed from her right NOW was validation that she's ready for a true re-emergence. I think her more polished look is an example of that validation and the SPARK that I always saw in her seems to be back in full force. As someone who's idolized her since I was a kid, that's a really really great moment for me.

 

[twobear]

RIP that Lotus has been dropped by the stans faster than you can say Desnudate.

 

[DMeisterJ]

That Christina performance was singularly awful and indefensibly bad. Good Lord.

You have faith? Her technique is essentially the same as it has always been; the reason she sounds like shit all the time now is because of her vocal damage. She was able to get by on the Power of Youth (tm) and her natural good tone in the middle range of her voice until recent years. Maybe if she magically developed, I don't know, discipline and respect for her craft she'd still be able to sound respectable in spite of her damage, but you're kidding yourself if you think that's going to take place after almost fifteen years.

Drag it.

 

[Mumei]

Yeah, she can't sing this song for some reason because she sings like Jessica Simpson without the good years.

I agree.

 

[twobear]

This Vine promoting the 'U Should Know Better' video suggests that it is set in the world's most iconic city, AKA, London.

Also, the unbotheredness of Cher in the new Legendtina post on MuuMuse is giving me LIFE.

“Whatever,” Cher sighed, already bored with the conversation. “Are you here to ask about a Burlesque duet tonight? Because it’s not happening. I don’t even remember filming that piece of shit.”

Legendtina stopped smiling. Suddenly, the voice within stirred. Her hands clenched into fists, she stepped back and snarled. Every part of her inner army of me — the fighter, the wiser, the stronger — was positively seething with fury. But before she could do anything, she was suddenly interrupted.

Cher only sat there quietly, lost in thought while shoveling forkfuls of spaghetti into her mouth out of a Tupperware bowl. She was thinking about her dear friend Kathy Griffin, the financial logistics of prison, and that dot that goes before the “@” symbol on Twitter. The time drew near for her performance. Suddenly, a flutter of gays came tearing into the room, clipping, zipping and tying her into a bedazzled jacket, a strap top and, lastly, a glorious plume of a purple feathered wig gifted to her by a shirtless go-go boy in 1995 during Twinksgiving at Stonewall.

“This’ll do,” she shrugged to herself.

She made her way — or rather, drifted — to the stage: And there she found herself, engulfed in a tremendous explosion of lights and sound and fuckery and messiness. She razzled. She dazzled. She left literally all of her fucks behind in the dressing room, serving Jewish-father-unimpressed-with-the-food-at-this-restaurant realness as she shrugged, meh-ed and casually sauntered her way across the stage while yelping along to her throbbing new female (but let’s face it, still for the gays) empowerment anthem, “Woman’s World.”

And then, it was all over. An unknown was crowned as a soon-to-be future unknown. Dreams came true.

Backstage, Cher settled back into her dressing room to finish off her bowl of spaghetti. Suddenly, she looked down and remembered something she’d heard earlier in the night. She pulled out her iPhone and began to compose a tweet: “wtf is lotus?!? ! [ghost emoji] [ghost emoji] [eggplant emoji].”

http://www.muumuse.com/2013/06/legendtina-cher-the-voice-finale.html/#more-38558

 

[Vazra]

Jessie J on her teens singing better than Xtina (Also covers Beautiful)

Not surprised really.

Even with Marshmellows on her mouth sings better

 

[Cynosure]

#37(+38) Pitbull - Feel This Moment (feat. Christina Aguilera)
#59(-21) Broken Spearit - Ooh La La
#305(??) Will.I.Am - Scream & Shout (feat. Broken Spearit)

Broken spearit is a walmart-shopping haggard trailer trash rightfully flopping right now, and Christina is high above her and beautiful.
God is in her Heaven; all is right with the world.

idk why her weight is so focused on lol

Me neither after that performance

When she was fat, her weight was all her haters would bring up all the time. Now that she looks great again, they're mad us stans are glad.

they can stay seething.

 

[Vazra]

When she was fat, her weight was all her haters would bring up all the time. Now that she looks great again, they're mad us stans are glad.

they can stay seething.

She looks great unlike her voice.

 

[Kyon]

She looks great unlike her voice.

Do you even try anymore? Even Dead Knee puts in more effort

Seethe

 

[Cynosure]

Yeah, she looks gorgeous having fun performing a shitty Pitbull club song, what more can I ask for?

that gif...!!

I can't breathe

Surely you must have noticed it at least once when Kookoo posted it about a hundred times.

 

[Vazra]

Do you even try anymore? Even Dead Knee puts in more effort

Seethe

Who says I ever try? SIT

 

[Soulscribe]

Cyno, what are the chance of her going Dancetina Choreoguilera next era?

I want her to start doing choreo again. ;__;

 

[Trigger]

Surely you must have noticed it at least once when Kookoo posted it about a hundred times.

If I have then it seems I've forgotten. It does have Koo's touch to it.

Cyno, what are the chance of her going Dancetina Choreoguilera next era?

I want her to start doing choreo again. ;__;

She should drop it. Choreo was never Xtina's most impressive aspect tbh.

 

[Kyon]

Cyno, what are the chance of her going Dancetina Choreoguilera next era?

I want her to start doing choreo again. ;__;

that is never ever ever going to happen. Walking around making runs is what she will be doing lol unless Burlesque 2 comes out.

 

[Vazra]

that is never ever ever going to happen. Walking around making runs is what she will be doing lol unless Burlesque 2 comes out.

As terrible as it sounds I would watch Burlesque 2 if that happened with the original cast.

 

[Via Purifico]

Ciara's album leaking in full by her own team a month before release

 

[botty]

How things have changed in such a short time.

 

[Vazra]

Ciara's album leaking in full by her own team a month before release

It's not like it was going to smash anyway.

 

[Trigger]

Ciara's album leaking in full by her own team a month before release

And still no one's talking about it.

 

[Artemisia]

Ciara's album leaking in full by her own team a month before release

I really do feel bad for her :/

 

[MThanded]

Some of you all are probably well versed in this topic. http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=596266

I'm trying to find more foolishness related to these videos.

 

[cory64]

She looks great unlike her voice.

ch even my flop ass is clocking better shade than that these days

 

[Mumei]

Some of you all are probably well versed in this topic. http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=596266

I'm trying to find more foolishness related to these videos.

Why did I click that link at work? >_<

 

[twobear]

Some of you all are probably well versed in this topic. http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=596266

I'm trying to find more foolishness related to these videos.

I'm familiar with that woman-kicking has-been doing it, tho I didn't know it was 'a thing' beyond that tbh.

[edit]Oh, Janet and Rih of course.

 

[Trigger]

Some of you all are probably well versed in this topic. http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=596266

I'm trying to find more foolishness related to these videos.

You need more Miguel.

 

[Artemisia]

Some of you all are probably well versed in this topic. http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=596266

I'm trying to find more foolishness related to these videos.

There was one with Miguel, but he wasn't simulating sex with a fan, just by himself (how poetic).

 

[Matt_]

Just got back from Man of Steel and I, like everyone else who has seen the film, am still swooning over the British GOD that is Henry Cavil

On a more topical note I really liked the piece of music that was on when

Spoiler

the ships were fucking round with the gravity

Anyone know what it was? Twas featured quite heavily throughout the film I think

edit; potentially found it and I think the track is ten minutes long

edit2; the bit I liked from the film was only about 5 seconds of the actual song and was played on loop. flop track

 

[Dr. Malik]

Miley Cyrus - We Can't Stop


I was right when I said this was going to be like a ratchet version of Taylor's 22 video

 

[SilentSoldier]

Every time I hear a miley song, its like I can hear a semblance of a good voice in there, but not quite. Could it be song choice or the result of her Disney upbringing? I don't know.

 

[Matt_]

Miley Cyrus - We Can't Stop


I was right when I said this was going to be like a ratchet version of Taylor's 22 video

Shit song boring video

Still perched for her, she can smash when she wants to

 

[DMeisterJ]

Hm.

Can't wait for the "Pour it Up" vid this week. That one is sure to be amazing.

 

[SaintZ]

I liked the video, actually. It fits the song.

And I can't help but notice that when Miley's in the pool she's wearing a black version of Iggy's palm tree top in Work lol

 

[Trigger]

Every time I hear a miley song, its like I can hear a semblance of a good voice in there, but not quite. Could it be song choice or the result of her Disney upbringing? I don't know.

Probably. Most Disney girls have passable singing skills.

 

[twobear]

Probably. Most Disney girls have passable singing skills.

Or used to.

 

[Mumei]

Or used to.

Or believe they do.

 

[Dr. Malik]

I liked the video, actually. It fits the song.

And I can't help but notice that when Miley's in the pool she's wearing a black version of Iggy's palm tree top in Work lol

I have mixed feeleing about it, some parts are cool especially the ones where she is trying too hard but then there is also cringe worthy ones like when she in the bed touching herself

Cant Be Tamed remains her best video

 

[Vazra]

I have mixed feeleing about it, some parts are cool especially the ones where she is trying too hard but then there is also cringe worthy ones like when she in the bed touching herself

Cant Be Tamed remains her best video

Party in The U.S.A still remains her best song.

#JJImpact

 

[A Pretty Panda]

I really can't decide what my favorite Cheetah Girls song is.


hmmm

 

[DMeisterJ]

I really can't decide what my favorite Cheetah Girls song is.


hmmm

Girl Power, obvi. Cheetah Sisters comes in a close second.

 

[Cynosure]

Cyno, what are the chance of her going Dancetina Choreoguilera next era?

I want her to start doing choreo again. ;__;

the chances are about the same as her quitting The Voice half-season in. I'm still not convinced she got fit because she's wants to slay again

How things have changed in such a short time.

r.i.p Photoshoppedtina

btw Botty, I've never been keeping up with the 5H girls but I am screaming at this revelation
yass @ ONTD being the source exposing ha.

the letter to the admin gets to me the most.

 

[Trigger]

I really can't decide what my favorite Cheetah Girls song is.


hmmm

Cheetah Sisters. Search your heart because you know it to be true.

 

[Dr. Malik]

Party in The U.S.A still remains her best song.

#JJImpact

I prefer The Climb

 

[A Pretty Panda]

I'll admit it I only heard of Fuego. But I will search out this other song because I like this one so much

 

[Cynosure]

Too little, too late.
They need to Farrah Franklin her.

 

[DMeisterJ]

I can't at her backtracking on her tweets

 

[Trigger]

Oh Camilla