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[Nemesis_]

I'm only going to start caring about this when there is new music

An astute summary of 2013 so far tbh

 

[twobear]

I don't get the shade

Oh it wasn't shade, I'm just half-expecting a veritable shitstorm when some members wake up and see that post

 

[Trigger]

Drew, ha impact.

 

[twobear]

An astute summary of 2013 so far tbh

Are we just going to ignore all the great music that's been released so far or what

 

[Nemesis_]

Radio was playing Grown Woman today, twice while I was in the car across the entire day.

I know radio stations can play demos or whatever, but surely this isn't sanctioned by Bey's record label?

Are we just going to ignore all the great music that's been released so far or what

I will give you Disclosure.

 

[twobear]

I will give you Disclosure.

Vampire Weekend? Kanye? The Knife? James Blake? Charli XCX? Colin Stetson? Foals?

And that's just actual albums off the top of my head

 

[Nemesis_]

Vampire Weekend? Kanye? The Knife? James Blake? Charli XCX? Colin Stetson? Foals?

And that's just actual albums off the top of my head

Oh, I don't know how I forgot about Yeezus.

But the rest.....

 

[twobear]

Oh, I don't know how I forgot about Yeezus.

But the rest.....

Bitch, Young Vampires is probably the best pop album of the year

 

[Soulscribe]

Has this been posted? Beyonce's On The Run without Jay

Love this, it's so chill.

Now I have track 5 of my self-created "Mrs. Carter" album:

1) Grown Woman
2) Standing On The Sun
3) Bow Down/I Been On
4) Rise Up
5) On The Run

If Bey ain't making herself an album I might as well do it for ha.

 

[Nemesis_]

I actually really like On The Run without Jay-Z, I don't know why either. >_>

EDIT: FARTPOP is actually coming

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/324859/New-diet-puts-the-wind-up-Lady-GaGa/

LOOPY Lady Gaga is creating a fresh stink in the music business – because she can’t stop farting

The fit-again Fame Monster, who last week staged her first gig since hip surgery in February, had New York fans swooning over her performance.

But she also left her musicians and backstage staff gagging over the fumes from her never-ending flatulence.

One member of her crew at the Gay Pride rally revealed: “The smell was foul, like a dumpster full of rotting food. And some of her farts were loud, so there was no pretending she wasn’t the source of the stench.

“It was especially bad every time she bent over to change costume or made a vigorous move on stage. A fresh one would come cracking out but she’d just laugh when people held their noses.”

Gassy Gaga, 27, blames a new diet that has helped her lose 2st 1lb since her surgery.

But a source close – but not too close – to the Born This Way singer confided: “The real problem is she has been trying to crash diet by making modifications to the one her nutritionist and trainer devised for her.

“Instead of following it to the letter, she spent a week eating hard-boiled eggs and another eating only spinach. Whose stomach and intestines wouldn’t be in turmoil?”

Gaga’s pal added: “It’s gotten so bad it’s beyond a joke. The eggs-only week was especially bad and a vapour trail of sulphur followed in her wake.

“She thinks it’s a hoot, especially when she drops a string of them, it seems to go on forever. It’s the silent ones that creep up on you that are the worst.

“Nobody dares complain. She saw one costume girl holding her nose and sniffed, ‘What’s your problem?’ The poor girl was struck dumb and Gaga walked by giggling.”

The outlandish singer, who had her post-surgery wheelchair customised into a gold-plated “throne”, couldn’t even contain herself during a speech she gave at last week’s gig to celebrate the US Supreme Court’s decision in favour of gay marriage.

One observer claimed: “The mike picked up several farts, despite the fact the crowd was noisy. But she carried on regardless. It was surreal.”

Sporting her blonde locks in a bob, Gaga waved a gay pride rainbow flag as she told the crowd on Manhattan’s Pier 26: “We are not a niche. We are part – a big, giant part – of humanity.

“It’s time for us to be mainstream. I demand the rights!” She then sang an a capella version of The Star Spangled Banner.

Gaga’s spokeswoman refused to comment on her flatulence, insisting: “That will not be graced with an answer.”

But a road crew member declared: “Everyone is holding their breath and hoping she’ll return to a normal diet soon.”

I am SCREAMING at this prospect but would this really be true. >_>

 

[Dr. Malik]

.... Goodbye

 

[twobear]

RIP

 

[Trigger]

.... Goodbye

.

 

[Kyon]

Nem it's time to stop posting. This is affecting you more than I thought

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Well, why not.

 

[Nemesis_]

Nem it's time to stop posting. This is affecting you more than I thought

I'm waiting for my bed to warm up *.*

 

[twobear]

Well, why not.

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[Kyon]

I'm waiting for my bed to warm up *.*

Let me book that flighT *.*

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

Let me book that flighT *.*

 

[cory64]

Why Madonna never did a proper follow-up to You Can Dance is a mystery to me.
Oh and she has the best debut album of any pop girl (Control and The Fame are close seconds).

 

[Kyon]

Why Madonna never did a proper follow-up to You Can Dance is a mystery to me.
Oh and she has the best debut album of any pop girl (Control and The Fame are close seconds).

The Fame really isn't as great as you make it out to be actually. All that filler ch..

Still slays careers tho

 

[cory64]

The Fame really isn't as great as you make it out to be actually. All that filler ch..

There's not that much filler.
Oh and speaking of debut albums, Music of the Sun is underrated, that era could have been better if Rush and Let Me were singles.

 

[Kyon]

There's not that much filler.
Oh and speaking of debut albums, Music of the Sun is underrated, that era could have been better if Rush and Let Me were singles.

That's when I started stan Rih. It really is

Girl Like me also

 

[3phemeral]

Has this been posted? Beyonce's On The Run without Jay

Nooo. I was going to work on this.

Oh, the transitions are pretty bad.

 

[Bladenic]

There's not that much filler.
Oh and speaking of debut albums, Music of the Sun is underrated, that era could have been better if Rush and Let Me were singles.

Let Me was the best song on that album, loved it.

 

[DMeisterJ]

There's not that much filler.
Oh and speaking of debut albums, Music of the Sun is underrated, that era could have been better if Rush and Let Me were singles.

Her first mixtape had one usable song, and that was PDR. The second mixtape was better tho. Thank God that Brit turned down "Umbrella" so Rih could have her breakthrough single.

 

[Kyon]

Her first mixtape had one usable song, and that was PDR. The second mixtape was better tho. Thank God that Brit turned down "Umbrella" so Rih could have her breakthrough single.

Brit and Rih always compliment each other so well. Such queens. I hope the collab happens

 

[Nemesis_]

Selena Gomez has put up a snippet of Stars Dance, the title track for her new album which is coming in like, two weeks. It's produced by Rock Mafia, who previously worked largely with pre-ratchet Miley.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7NShnZ6mCg

Other tracks include the Rihanna rejected Come & Get It as well as the Catarac produced Slow Down.

If we have to compare, I prefer Selena's offerings more so than Miley's at the moment. She just makes more dancey music that I can bop to rather than stuff like We Can't Stop. I've always liked Miley's voice though, especially in Fall Down, so maybe she can redeem haself (to me >_>)

There was another Disney girl wasn't there? I can't even remember >_>

 

[cory64]

he's got me singing that la la la
so fall back, don't be hit and you can't deny
oh yes he keep it rocking like la la la
ladies get it right, better get it right

 

[Kyon]

Demon

 

[DMeisterJ]

Selena Gomez has put up a snippet of Stars Dance, the title track for her new album which is coming in like, two weeks. It's produced by Rock Mafia, who previously worked largely with pre-ratchet Miley.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7NShnZ6mCg

Other tracks include the Rihanna rejected Come & Get It as well as the Catarac produced Slow Down.

If we have to compare, I prefer Selena's offerings more so than Miley's at the moment. She just makes more dancey music that I can bop to rather than stuff like We Can't Stop. I've always liked Miley's voice though, especially in Fall Down, so maybe she can redeem haself (to me >_>)

There was another Disney girl wasn't there? I can't even remember >_>

Demi. It's easy to forget her. She is unsuccessful and doesn't have a hit song or album like Miley or Selena.

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

Brit and Rih always compliment each other so well. Such queens. I hope the collab happens

Eww, really?

 

[Nemesis_]

Demon

Demi. It's easy to forget her. She is unsuccessful and doesn't have a hit song or album like Miley or Selena.

I wasn't even being shady, I legitimately forgot. To be fair, most of the mysticism surrounding her was kind of gone when her album came out. The "I wonder how things will go" thing is kind of still there with Miley and Selena.

I c Demo was smart to renew her contract with X-Factor.

 

[DMeisterJ]

Eww, really?

...

The first collab was a #1 single. Why not?

 

[Trigger]

I'm not sure how a real Rih/Brit collab would sound like.

EDIT- I should note that I'm aware of the S&M rihmix. It's not quite what I'd consider a "collab".

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

...

The first collab was a #1 single. Why not?

Rih doesn't need featured artists to get #1's tho. She isn't Pitbull.

 

[Aguila]

1. ROBIN THICKE &#8211; Blurred Lines f/Pharrell & T.I: 189.883 (+3.143)
2. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE &#8211; Mirrors: 171.749 (-1.988)
3. DAFT PUNK &#8211; Get Lucky: 159.550 (+1.346)
4. MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS &#8211; Can&#8217;t Hold Us f/Ray Dalton: 136.657 (-3.181)
5. IMAGINE DRAGONS &#8211; Radioactive: 130.472 (+1.400)
6. PINK &#8211; Just Give Me A Reason: 111.008 (-0.882)
7. SELENA GOMEZ &#8211; Come & Get It: 107.992 (-0.195)
8. BRUNO MARS &#8211; Treasure: 100.366 (+1.675)
9. ICONA POP &#8211; I Love It f/Charli XCX: 96.897 (-1.445)
10. FLORIDA-GEORGIA LINE &#8211; Cruise f/Nelly: 96.651 (-0.108)
11. MAROON 5 &#8211; Love Somebody: 89.190 (+2.604) &#9650;
12. RIHANNA &#8211; Stay f/Mikky Ekko: 87.502 (-0.711) &#9660;
13. ZEDD &#8211; Clarity f/Foxes: 83.005 (+1.961)
14. JASON DERULO &#8211; The Other Side: 81.705 (+1.215)
15. ARIANA GRANDE &#8211; The Way f/Mac Miller: 71.999 (-0.541)
16. MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS &#8211; Same Love f/Mary Lambert: 69.292 (+2.607) &#9650;
17. CALVIN HARRIS F/ELLIE GOULDING &#8211; I Need Your Love: 69.099 (+1.419) &#9660;
18. FALL OUT BOY &#8211; My Songs Know What You Did&#8230;: 67.503 (+0.031) &#9660;
19. LUKE BRYAN &#8211; Crash My Party: 67.166 (+0.285) &#9650;
20. BRUNO MARS &#8211; When I Was Your Man: 66.274 (-0.929) &#9660;

J. COLE &#8211; Power Trip f/Miguel: 66.207 (-0.902)
ANNA KENDRICK &#8211; Cups (Pitch Perfect&#8217;s When&#8230;: 63.514 (+1.266)
PHILLIP PHILLIPS &#8211; Gone, Gone, Gone: 62.636 (+1.048)
THE BAND PERRY &#8211; Done: 62.007 (-0.049)
CAPITAL CITIES &#8211; Safe And Sound: 51.463 (+1.107)
RIHANNA &#8211; Right Now f/David Guetta: 44.257 (+0.754)
CARRIE UNDERWOOD &#8211; See You Again: 43.443 (+0.545)
CIARA &#8211; Body Party: 43.326 (-0.342)
KELLY CLARKSON &#8211; People Like Us: 30.605 (+0.115)
MILEY CYRUS &#8211; We Can&#8217;t Stop: 30.446 (+1.241)
KENNY CHESNEY &#8211; When I See This Bar: 27.068 (+0.050)
BRITNEY SPEARS &#8211; Ooh La La: 23.776 (+0.408)
JAY Z &#8211; Holy Grail f/Justin Timberlake: 27.572 (+2.088)
AUSTIN MAHONE &#8211; What About Love: 21.937 (+0.078)
KE$HA &#8211; Crazy Kids: 20.549 (-0.573)
TAYLOR SWIFT &#8211; Red: 10.670 (+0.852)
LANA DEL REY &#8211; Summertime Sadness: 5.274 (+0.495)
TAYLOR SWIFT &#8211; Everything Has &#8230;f/Ed Sheeran: 1.329
FRANZ FERDINAND &#8211; Right Action: 1.229

 

[Nemesis_]

Not another Gaga thread in OT ;_;

 

[Matt_]

Not another Gaga thread in OT ;_;

That shady fucking title
SMH

 

[Nemesis_]

That shady fucking title
SMH

I don't understand why people make flammable thread titles and then complain when discussion of their 'point' (which was still quite stupid) is being neglected. Lol.

 

[Matt_]

I don't understand why people make flammable thread titles and then complain when discussion of their 'point' (which was still quite stupid) is being neglected. Lol.

YASSS I know!
The ot crowd quickly clocked ha tho so all is right with the world

 

[Nemesis_]

YASSS I know!
The ot crowd quickly clocked ha tho so all is right with the world

I actually think that we can now accurately concoct a GAGA CYCLE for any thread posted in off topic now.

Tired Dick Jokes -> SHE'S SO IRRELEVANT -> She's fake now -> WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD FROM HER -> Repeat ad nauseum

 

[Trigger]

lol, I almost feel like the Gaga thread is a trap.

 

[Nemesis_]

Every pop thread in OT becomes this shit and I am so tired of it

 

[Matt_]

Gaga is such a copycat
Ciara had a dick first
So unoriginal

 

[Soulscribe]

When someone who probably listens to marathon Radiohead playlists all day decides who's relevant and who's "fading" in the pop scene, it's time to laugh it off. Lol

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

When someone who probably listens to marathon Radiohead playlists all day decides who's relevant and who's "fading" in the pop scene, it's time to laugh it off. Lol

Not Radiohead (listener) shade... Ugh.

 

[Nemesis_]

Not Radiohead (listener) shade... Ugh.

The Radiohead listener stereotype was born out of repeated occurence of those behaviours.

 

[Trigger]

Gaga is such a copycat
Ciara had a dick first
So unoriginal

RIP

 

[Matt_]

Azealia is one track away from finishing her album!!!

The time is nigh! Wonder if she'll manage to get a performance slot on an awards show or something
Would be cool seeing her at the VMAs