Trump doesn't see color and he can't read, goddamn, next thing you know he can't hear dogwhistles!
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Report: Trump can't book talent for inauguration. Trump Tweet: Nuh uh, your face!!!!
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Trump doesn't see color and he can't read, goddamn, next thing you know he can't hear dogwhistles!
Maybe Trump can hire these students to perform?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1327855
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1327855
I guarantee you Trump will try to spin this if he ends up not being able to get anybody noteworthy.
"You know folks, I had big stars, tremendous stars begging me to let them perform at my inauguration! Begging! And we're talking big names here - you wouldn't believe it. You really wouldn't. But I told all of them "no thanks" because, let's face it, I don't need them. They need me for the publicity, but I don't need them!".
"You know folks, I had big stars, tremendous stars begging me to let them perform at my inauguration! Begging! And we're talking big names here - you wouldn't believe it. You really wouldn't. But I told all of them "no thanks" because, let's face it, I don't need them. They need me for the publicity, but I don't need them!".
I needed a good laugh xD
EDIT: Oh, they're doing all of the Presidents.
Out of context, man! That's one helluva tweet
Fuck this reads like an actual trump comment. It will exactly be a spin like this. And all of his diehards will believe it.
SturokBGD
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aspiegamer
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Though I thought to myself there was no way I'd ever tune into the inauguration because of how incredibly depressed it'd make me, my schadenfreude sense is starting to trigger a little.
I'd consider working the event, assuming I could use my own personal ultra badass $200 used decks and a shitty old laptop that'll force a restart for updates midway through the ceremony. I'll even throw in some strobe lights on a manual switch. Disclaimer: I'm in the middle of a transition in software so my filenames and tags could be off, and all my cues will need to be reset on the fly. For 8 figures. ...Okay, 7?
He literally already did that.
Bwahahahaha.
He literally already did that.
This fucking jambo safari assclown is the leader of the free world btw
He literally already did that.
Lol, what a pathetic cretin.
Electric Eye
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He literally already did that.
Does he mean he wants the VILLAGE PEOPLE perhaps?
TAJ
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
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People need to start calling him out on this shit.He literally already did that.
"Yeah, no, Donald. None of us wants to go to your Nazi party."
TAJ
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
Seriously. Every single person he contacted needs to reveal it publicly.
UnObtainium17
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I hope Steve Austin gets to be there and stunners him one last time for America.He literally already did that.
He would just no sell it(again) and ruin it like he does everything. I bet Obama could sell a stunner like Razor Ramon.
alfredofroylan
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Nobody sells a stunner like The Rock.
fallengorn
Bitches love smiley faces
It'd be pretty good TV if Hail to the Chief was interrupted by breaking glass.
perfectchaos007
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Damn. I hope Melania helps put a stop to social media bullying. Sucks that Texas states dance Twitter had to be shut down due to all the harrasmnt from the left
twinturbo2
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Doing his best impersonation of a Call of Duty rag doll?
SporeCrawler
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You mean the new Axis of Evil (With Russia as the Supreme Leader of the Evil Axis)
BinaryPork2737
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The tweet is obviously hinting that The Rock will show up to perform the people's elbow.
DeviantBoi
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I can't imagine anyone (other than Putin) doing this with Trump:
People are loving his antics, well those who voted for him. The tragic part is the damage he's about to unleash on them for years to come.
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I wonder if all of this continues once he's actually president. Gonna be crazy times. Sometimes crazy fun at least on GAF, but mostly crazy.
Rest
All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.
Who is that?
Alpha Centauri
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scott baio. pretty much the only celebrity that backed trump from the beginning
Nydius
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I can't wait to see entire professional sports teams decline their usual post-championship White House visits, especially NBA teams.
DeTaInSaMuRAi
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BoosterDuck
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don't worry it will
if these people already don't want to deal with him now you can bet it'll ramp up when he's in office
KernelPanic
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No one wants to perform for the king? Lol
piratepwnsninja
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No one wants to perform for the king? Lol
Did they really just compare Trump to Jesus? I shouldn't be surprised by this, but maybe I'm just misunderstanding what is being said.
DiipuSurotu
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There's talking about Jesus and they're not comparing him to anyone. Trump isn't even mentioned?
StickSoldier
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Like I just totally took it that way also... I already jumped to conclusions but I could be wrong. maybe the New King part is what's throwing me off
SlipperyFishes
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All those who refused should hold a free Love Rally/Concert elsewhere in DC on the same day, at the same time.
Fuck Trump and his cronies.
Fuck Trump and his cronies.
Bob Loblaw. (No habla español)
Hawk269
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I read this and having Trumps voice in my head, it sound something exactly like he would say. lmao
adamsappel
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Reince Prebus (as always, I first read it as Prince Rebus) isn't a stupid man. It can easily be interpreted as calling Trump the "new King." That they didn't change the wording to make it clearer they were only talking about Jesus shows they are fine with that interpretation. Do you not think they would raise a shitstorm if the DNC said the same message?
Hasn't the RNC/Republican party referred to Obama as 'King Obama' in the past, disparagingly? The DNC didn't provoke it, they don't have the wherewithal, but Repubs got angry anyway.
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I think this is a tactic from Trump from the business world; fake hype when trying to promote something or a sale. Often done in the real estate business, you take every opportunity to mention that people are interested, lining up, etc.
I mean, it fits, doesn't it? He thinks he is a gift from God, took his position contrary to the popular will, and will govern only for his caste.
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Imperfected
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No, I don't think they did.
Yes, I think Democrats should raise a massive stink pretending like they believe that they did, because it's exactly the sort of horseshit the Republicans would do if the situations were reversed.
GoldenEye 007
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Eh, Melania can start with her own house first.
TX State team should not be shocked by the reaction given the implications for what is a quite a diverse university.
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