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cormack12

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this is just hilarious


one of the images from this "imagining a world with no police":

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a city employee SIGNALS FOR YOU TO PULL OVER and then tells you to fix your brakes.

how will they signal for you to pull over? perhaps with some kind of flashing light on their car? perhaps a siren of some sort?

like LOL do these people not realize this is literally what cops - who are city employees - already do?

they're going to just replace cops with someone doing the exact same job? wow what a brave new vision this is :messenger_tears_of_joy:

These people are legit children. Some laws and rules are there for escalation for those who don't take personal responsibility. Let's look at this from another angle, you flash a person to tell them their headlights aren't working. Ypu pull over, clap them on the back and then yell them to do it. Thing is they're a bit of an asshole and don't really want to buy new headlights. So they ignore you. Later they mow someone down on a dark night.

If only a cop had pulled them over and made them obey the law.



The same old Resetera rethotic: world would be a better place if other people do what I tell them to do.


Ah yes. How I long for the days of the 1970s watching my racist cartoons and crawling round in nappies throwing slurs from my privilege white power high chair.
 
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DrCheese

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These people are legit children. Some laws and rules are there for escalation for those who don't take personal responsibility. Let's look at this from another angle, you flash a person to tell them their headlights aren't working. Ypu pull over, clap them on the back and then yell them to do it. Thing is they're a bit of an asshole and don't really want to buy new headlights. So they ignore you. Later they mow someone down on a dark night.

If only a cop had pulled them over and made them obey the law.

Yes that's it exactly - Also you're not going to get people pulling over because a random person is flashing at them, because they don't know what their intentions are - They may be a violent murderer for all they know & have zero way of knowing that. Why risk it?

They're under zero obligation to stop - So they don't. Then as in your example, they later on mow someone down on a dark night.

Again, they act as if we live in the same world as the police in Demolition man, all lovely and happy with compliant citizens who do as they're told & trust each other 100% - The real world isn't like that & never will be.
 
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Steve.1981

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this is just hilarious


one of the images from this "imagining a world with no police":

RyOLEcN.png


a city employee SIGNALS FOR YOU TO PULL OVER and then tells you to fix your brakes.

how will they signal for you to pull over? perhaps with some kind of flashing light on their car? perhaps a siren of some sort?

like LOL do these people not realize this is literally what cops - who are city employees - already do?

they're going to just replace cops with someone doing the exact same job? wow what a brave new vision this is :messenger_tears_of_joy:

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These dudes hurt my head man.

Edit: Where I'm from, the police already pull you over if your brake lights aren't working. Only difference is they tell you to go get them fixed. By yourself. Like a big responsible boy/girl.

Imagine that.
 
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Ymir

Member
this is just hilarious


one of the images from this "imagining a world with no police":

RyOLEcN.png


a city employee SIGNALS FOR YOU TO PULL OVER and then tells you to fix your brakes.

how will they signal for you to pull over? perhaps with some kind of flashing light on their car? perhaps a siren of some sort?

like LOL do these people not realize this is literally what cops - who are city employees - already do?

they're going to just replace cops with someone doing the exact same job? wow what a brave new vision this is :messenger_tears_of_joy:
It's all just made up vague language, it's all touting "specialists" that magically come and fix everything. This isn't a Disney movie, whether you're a "specialist" or not, not all people will behave logically and disarm or deescalate a situation. Hostage negotiators aren't 100% successful, neither are mental health specialists or anyone else. There's so much we still don't understand about humans, especially with mental health that it's not like you go to a psychiatrist once and they magically fix you. They just want to live in their fantasy world where everything plays out like a movie. That's why they become so angry and violent when it doesn't work that way.

Edit: Also all the mods saying this is what police SHOULD be, absolutely not. They should have some skills to help in various situations but they shouldn't be people changing your lights or replacements for actual mental health experts. These have very different field of expertise and should not be a replacement for actual professionals. JFC
 
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crumbs

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I think the "Defund the Police" movement needs more Marketing grads and fewer "Gender Studies" majors. Watching the news last night, the juxtaposition of these stories was jarring:


Top story with Images and video of rioting, looting, buildings on fire and other property damage.

Cut to:

A story about celebrities marching with protesters, carry "Defund Police" signs. Harry Styles and Emily Ratajkowski are very upset & concerned in their designer protest ensembles.

Cut to:

Next story about another city experiencing rioting, looting, buildings on fire and other property damage.



Trying to sell regular people on reducing the police presence with all that is being broadcast around the country is hilarious.
 

Cracklox

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Guys, to be fair to the, ahem, fine folk of resetera...

I grit my teeth and read through the 1st page of that 'imagine' thread and was somewhat surprised most of them see how stupid it all sounds. Kinda like individuals in the hivemind showing sentience I guess. It was kinda weird too cos no one was banned.

The best one though was the just call your neighbour trained in self defense if shits going down. Goddam it why'd I have to move nextdoor to 86 year old Ethel!
 

eot

Banned

17 replies and then nothing because the truth is uncomfortable

also that title lol
 
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#Phonepunk#

Banned
hey look they solved domestic violence. just text and wait an hour for a Trauma Informed Crisis Intervention Specialist to meet you somewhere! ("safe places" ofc will be set up in every possible location around the country like magic, no need to go into that tiny detail)

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hey they solved homelessness too! only takes an hour! where do these "places to sleep" come from? who cares? IMAGINE!!!!

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someone is selling lethal drugs? just call a "Substance Use Service" and they will handle the dangerous drug dealer. TOTALLY DIFFERENT from the EPA. not a Narc! we swear! just someone who intervenes in illegal drug sales!

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the seller takes accountability for harm! what does "take accountability" even mean in a world without police or jails? that's up to your IMAGINATION! see how easy it is! just imagine drug dealers taking accountability after being contacted by a Substance User Service! IMAAAGINE!!

its all so hilarious. this is why the term Professional Managerial Class (PMC) is so on the money. funny enough almost every single one of these points already has a specialist you can contact. these people have no ideas. they just are good at wording things and acting like managers. do some light graphic design and use aspirational language and some info graphics and idiots are dazzled
 
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When you give up personal accountability you give up your rights as a human. It starts simple enough but at the end when you look around and feel empty on the inside it is too late to go back to how things were.

Those Imagine posters are disconnected from reality. Based entirely on the idea that a service economy can fix everything which is something you get in a society heavily dependent on food delivery and amazon.
 
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#Phonepunk#

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this one is great. if you see someone snooping in car windows, call your neighbors who are trained in self defense! not "stand your ground" tho, totally not that, nope, not at all! this is brand new!

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"an hour later the conflict is resolved" i love it!

also wasn't George Zimmerman a neighborhood watch member? maybe give some of these a second thought.
 
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Ymir

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17 replies and then nothing because the truth is uncomfortable

also that title lol
Lol funny how the title calls out CIS MEN but nothing about them being black. Also love how bruises is news worthy but the murder and or near killing of cops and others over the last couple days from protestors couldn’t get so much as a thread.

But either way another outrage thread with no replies. Reminiscent of the black history month thread!
 
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Deleted member 17706

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this one is great. if you see someone snooping in car windows, call your neighbors who are trained in self defense! not "stand your ground" tho, totally not that, nope, not at all! this is brand new!

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"an hour later the conflict is resolved" i love it!

also wasn't George Zimmerman a neighborhood watch member? maybe give some of these a second thought.

Ahh, shit man, we should've tried that on the rioters! I'm sure all they needed was a bit of a talking to and some support!
 

Ionian

Member
Imagine they got an education and went to work instead of spending all day on a keyboard looking for things to get upset about?

Wouldn't that be forum safety?

(certainly not public safety though, imagine having to deal with the in the wild)
 

Ionian

Member
This thread is absolute gold, so many things going on.

Can't screen-cap right now.



 

#Phonepunk#

Banned
amazed that they are still repping Warren and not taking the time to go all in on :messenger_clapping:Any :messenger_clapping: Woman :messenger_clapping: Of :messenger_clapping: Color

the Warren stans are so obsessed with their big mamma lol

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LOL @ "all her followers" SHE LOST HER OWN HOME STATE

 

nush

Member
hey look they solved domestic violence. just text and wait an hour for a Trauma Informed Crisis Intervention Specialist to meet you somewhere! ("safe places" ofc will be set up in every possible location around the country like magic, no need to go into that tiny detail)

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Madam you have suffered and emotional,shock. I will notify a rape crisis centre.
 

#Phonepunk#

Banned

Guilty by Association the Thread.
this is funny it's about cancelling people because they went to his wedding

didn't Hillary Clinton go to Donald Trump's wedding?

but also from that thread

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HAHAHAHAH
 
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Preacher

Member
This thread is absolute gold, so many things going on.

Can't screen-cap right now.





I literally came here to talk about this borderline schizophrenic thread.
ResetEra is so corny

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Look at the post, then the thread title, post, then title, post, title

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This forum is such a literal clown show. I'm not even white but stop infantalizing minorities to the degree where you let someone slide saying "inevitable seizure of your family estates and any other remaining assets".

If someone went to war over these comments, I wouldn't even know what to say. If someone disagreed with you threatening to acquire their assets (Instead of just requesting for taxation), they would just kill you. This rhetoric is a white nationalist's wet dream.

Also, I like NoName's music, but she is a literal moron who found out about communism, like last year. These people are caricatures

Celebrity worship is a pox on American culture. Hop off NoName's dick
 
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Preacher

Member
its so anarchist to go on NPR


No bro, haven't you heard, NoName thinks NPR and PBS are white supremacist institutions. I'm glad, renowned intellectual NoName who definitely isn't just reading books by literal radical pan african revolutionaries in her free time and larping while angry that all her fans are white, said so.

Truly glad NPR didn't turn me into a card carrying KKK member.

Goddamn, ResetEra is a joke
 
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Preacher

Member
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Imagine posting this trite. The mods on this forum have utterly failed to moderate discourse.
"Listen to black people, except when you disagree with them."
Yeah, I also agree with Boogie posting shit about getting his teenage son head or coochie from prostitutes. Thanks... I can't even tell if this commie LARPer is conflating listening with agreement. People in the thread listened, now they disagree. 🤔
 

zapiks44

Member
this is just hilarious


one of the images from this "imagining a world with no police":

RyOLEcN.png


a city employee SIGNALS FOR YOU TO PULL OVER and then tells you to fix your brakes.

how will they signal for you to pull over? perhaps with some kind of flashing light on their car? perhaps a siren of some sort?

like LOL do these people not realize this is literally what cops - who are city employees - already do?

they're going to just replace cops with someone doing the exact same job? wow what a brave new vision this is :messenger_tears_of_joy:

Reminds me of that episode of South Park where the "College Know-It-All" Hippies talk about their ideal society, and the boys realize it's just the society they already have.
 

Ymir

Member
LOL, now they're mad at MKBHD for not being black enough. Also Slayven saying he can't talk about black matters outside the BCT is hilarious.

Manchild is angry that WB Games doesn't give a shit about his tweets

UberTag said:
I tweeted out a couple days ago that WB Games should pull Lego City Undercover from digital marketplaces and retailers to demonstrate allegiance with their long-time Lego brand partner. Somehow I suspect we're only going to hear crickets on that front, however.

 
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Danny Dudekisser

I paid good money for this Dynex!
Lol, of course they're happy about Lego doing that. Imagine: millions spent to educate children about racial equality while only giving money to black kids.
 

FUBARx89

Member
We must do everything to help our black brothers! No matter the cost! ACAB! - Ree screams for years

Protests break out across America against racism in the police.


All of a sudden they can't be doing that because they all seem to have family members at high risk of dying from covid-19 or have auto immune issues themselves.

Tossers.
 

Ymir

Member
We must do everything to help our black brothers! No matter the cost! ACAB! - Ree screams for years

Protests break out across America against racism in the police.


All of a sudden they can't be doing that because they all seem to have family members at high risk of dying from covid-19 or have auto immune issues themselves.

Tossers.

Some gems

Hobbes the martyr
Nope, but I plan to when I can. I've spent a majority of it trying to retweet and amplify as many Black voices as I can on twitter, and donating where I can to charities and bail funds.

HONKS FOR JUSTICE

No but I did “honk for justice” as I drove past protestors on my way to the dog park last weekend.

The flu is scary!

I wish I could but I’m afraid of catching Covid-19.

I'm a foreigner, and clearly there hasn't been any protests in other countries...

No, I'm a foreigner.

TaySan also too scared as usually to actually do something to stand up for injustice. Disappointed in everyone else but not himself who sits on the sideline again

Same. I will try to do what i can in other ways to show my support as i don't want to catch and pass covid to my parents especially my father who is sick.

At least one person is honest about how big of a coward they are

No, I'm a coward. So I donate.

Mods had pneumonia once so clearly they're the "high risk" group of coronavirus victims....

Poodlestrike said:
Yeah, I was out there day before yesterday in Philly. Had pneumonia late last year so I'm still kinda scared shitless of the 'rona, but I felt like I had to.
 
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hey look they solved domestic violence. just text and wait an hour for a Trauma Informed Crisis Intervention Specialist to meet you somewhere! ("safe places" ofc will be set up in every possible location around the country like magic, no need to go into that tiny detail)

2OVjpEW.png


hey they solved homelessness too! only takes an hour! where do these "places to sleep" come from? who cares? IMAGINE!!!!

T6B29MC.png


someone is selling lethal drugs? just call a "Substance Use Service" and they will handle the dangerous drug dealer. TOTALLY DIFFERENT from the EPA. not a Narc! we swear! just someone who intervenes in illegal drug sales!

OGJ6wnm.png


the seller takes accountability for harm! what does "take accountability" even mean in a world without police or jails? that's up to your IMAGINATION! see how easy it is! just imagine drug dealers taking accountability after being contacted by a Substance User Service! IMAAAGINE!!

its all so hilarious. this is why the term Professional Managerial Class (PMC) is so on the money. funny enough almost every single one of these points already has a specialist you can contact. these people have no ideas. they just are good at wording things and acting like managers. do some light graphic design and use aspirational language and some info graphics and idiots are dazzled
I feel a meme coming on
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haxan7

Banned
Im pretty sure they would also like a robot that shoots peoples dicks

Everyone would be an angry trans person


That Scene from robocop

I remember when I watched that years ago I thought it was an actual sequel or something and I had to research afterwards to find out it was a fan thing. Fucked my mind pretty bad
 

Guilty by Association the Thread.
When I used tumblr I had a mutual who said she didn't support Markiplier and that he was a white supremacist because he's still friends with Pewdiepie. The guy who said a few bad things and got taken out of context on most of it. Being friends with him still is enough to get you the white supremacist label. Even if you're half Asian like Markiplier. He even went to the women's march for christ's sake.

It's insanity. Being seen with the wrong person can get you cancelled now.

(And of course no one is talking about all the money Pewds just pledged to black charities or the money he has donated in the past.)
 

haxan7

Banned
When I used tumblr I had a mutual who said she didn't support Markiplier and that he was a white supremacist because he's still friends with Pewdiepie. The guy who said a few bad things and got taken out of context on most of it. Being friends with him still is enough to get you the white supremacist label. Even if you're half Asian like Markiplier. He even went to the women's march for christ's sake.

It's insanity. Being seen with the wrong person can get you cancelled now.

(And of course no one is talking about all the money Pewds just pledged to black charities or the money he has donated in the past.)
Jesus that thread. Do they even know what a white nationalist is?
 
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