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Spider-Man is Entering The Marvel Cinematic Universe
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CloudyTuba
Member
Avi & Co have killed two Spider-man franchises. I think that possible makes him my nemesis, or my mortal enemy. I can't decide.
Would still be better than ASM2.
I keep imagining an Eddie Brock that's only a few years older than Peter since they're aiming for high school aged but it occurred to me how interesting it might be to see an older, seasoned reporter for the Bugle getting scoped by a teenaged snot and slowly growing more and more resentful as Peter, and Spider-Man, continually get the best of him. I don't think we've seen that dynamic between the two before.
Sounds almost like Spider-Man 3.
Maybe similar to the Eddie Brock from the Spectacular Spider-Man TV show?
Almost but an older established Eddie vs. teen Pete would be pretty different.
Plus, no Topher Grace. Make him look like Marv from Sin City
peanutbutterlatte
Member
Closest I can think is the Fox cartoon. Also I think the definitive depiction of Venom for me.
Someone posts that horn honking gif I swear to fucking Quill's mom....
CloudyTuba
Member
As long as he does not say "bro" once in the entire movie.
E the Shaggy
Junior Member
What the hell is with this "They might bring back Tobey Maguire" thing? He's 40 now. The reason they're getting rid of Garfield is because he's too old.
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
I wonder if Green Goblin will bang Gwen Stacy again.
I wonder if Green Goblin will bang Gwen Stacy again.
Christ, I want to vomit.
peanutbutterlatte
Member
I wonder if Green Goblin will bang Gwen Stacy again.
It's not enough he murders the love of your life but he makes you a cuckold too. Yikes.
You should never stop feeling that way when Sins Past is brought up.
It means you're still human.
E the Shaggy
Junior Member
I wonder if Green Goblin will bang Gwen Stacy again.
This is horrid in its own sense but the fact that they didn't retcon it with One More Day is insane after it was universally panned.
Then how will the audience learn to hate him?
Who is that?found the perfect Peter
The Silver
Member
I wonder if Green Goblin will bang Gwen Stacy again.
it really pisses me off that this is a thing.
what kind of monster thinks this is a good "twist"?
I...no....why.....why did you post this?I wonder if Green Goblin will bang Gwen Stacy again.
peanutbutterlatte
Member
It's okay because even if Green Goblin hadn't fucked her then promptly murdered her to remove her claim on their genetically enhanced twins
, she would have died from Spidey's radioactive sperm...
... they need new writers don't they
fucks sake
... they need new writers don't they
Haloid1177
Banned
99% sure it's Andrew Garfield with a photoshopped face of Tobey.
Also WTF at that Goblin panel what run is that?
Welp. Time for another lobotomy.I wonder if Green Goblin will bang Gwen Stacy again.
lol, it is
Hopefully it gets retconned after the Secret War event.
Jables Swan
Member
I've seen that page posted a few times on GAF but I still don't understand why it's a thing.
E the Shaggy
Junior Member
The story was originally supposed to be a story about Peter being the father of Gwen's twins. It was ultimately shot down, but instead of doing the logical thing and getting rid of the story, Quesada and Co decided, "Fuck it." and made Osborn the father, which is just amazingly fucked up.
Seriously, reading that Gwen was "totally turned on by Norman's magnetism" was just....wrong.
Stracynzki, but it was forced by editors.
peanutbutterlatte
Member
Just imagine an R-rated, uncut version of that scene featuring Emma Stone and Willem Dafoe.
And of course...
OSBOOOOOOOOOOOORRRN
The perfect unholy fusion of Raimi and Webb.
And of course...
OSBOOOOOOOOOOOORRRN
The perfect unholy fusion of Raimi and Webb.
Haloid1177
Banned
Just imagine an R-rated, uncut version of that scene featuring Emma Stone and Willem Dafoe.
This GIF is something special.
peanutbutterlatte
Member
Hide yo kids hide yo wife
Pai Pai Master
Banned
marvel has a lot of spider-man retconning to do once Secret Wars hits.
that green goblin moment and one more day almost killed comics entirely for me
Bed Intruder <3
#dead
TwEE-N-Toast
Banned
I'd love to see this.
I wonder if Green Goblin will bang Gwen Stacy again.
Parker's reaction in the final panel is hilarious.
peanutbutterlatte
Member
It's like some sort of sitcom
"Uh-oh! Looks like I done banged Petey's fiance!"
"OOOOOSSSSBOOORRRRN!"
*Green Goblin chuckles, looks into the camera, and shrugs*
Reminds me of Negative Exposure.
Awesome Miniseries!
I wonder if Green Goblin will bang Gwen Stacy again.
How did this get revealed to Spider-Man?
*Thwip*
"Nice webbing Spider-Man. It reminds me of your girlfriend's back."
"OSSSSBOOOOORNN"
HomerSimpson-Man
Member
I wonder if Green Goblin will bang Gwen Stacy again.
Oh god. Why did you remind of this. I had almost forgotten!
I wonder if Green Goblin will bang Gwen Stacy again.
That was quite probably the shittest Spider-Man story I have ever read... and I've read Maximum Carnage.
It's a regular comedy of errors!
peanutbutterlatte
Member
Seriously I think that's the best way to describe it. Only Shakespeare could come up with such a hilarious clusterfuck of happenstances, affairs, murders, and going-on. You heard it here first folks. Sins Past is Shakespeare.
CloudyTuba
Member
Some people liked Tobey as Spider-Man so they'll take any chance they can get to hold on to their dream of having him back. It definitely makes no sense in this context and it is most certainly not happening. Now JK Simmons on the other hand, there is a real chance.
I never liked Tobey in the role so I was glad when he was gone but what goes around comes around and now it's my turn to weep at the loss of Andrew.