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Stellar Blade Launching for PlayStation 5 in 2024

MagiusNecros

Gilgamesh Fan Annoyance
A lot is riding on this ui. I hope it's godlike.

There's still a chance of this not being a mobile game. They can save it with a high effort ui.
I hope by April they put out a full game overview and don't wax any poetic about "updating the game for modern audiences" ergo censorship of the original vision outlined by it's announcement.

Especially given that ShiftUp's products have only been 2 Gacha Games that thrive on hot girls and little else.
 

Crayon

Member
I hope by April they put out a full game overview and don't wax any poetic about "updating the game for modern audiences" ergo censorship of the original vision outlined by it's announcement.

Especially given that ShiftUp's products have only been 2 Gacha Games that thrive on hot girls and little else.

It's already 'censored'. Compare this to nikke. I actually call that tailoring it to something than can be put out there at $70 with promotion from a major platform. If that's what you call censorship there's nothing to worry about because it happened a long time ago.

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^^^maybe they really wanted the game to look like this but toned the horny down for their big break.

Is that censorship? Hey, maybe. They may have not got to do exactly what they wanted. But there's money being thrown around and partnerships being navigated and you can't always do exactly what you want when things get serious.
 

Crayon

Member
In ass we trust


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^^^ I would encourage anyone interested in stellar blade to go download this game. Just to see what they can do with the limitations of mobile. It's gatcha based I think but for at least the first hour (how long I played to get an idea) it's not introduced. I thought everything was of a good quality from the animation (obviously), artwork, controls, horny dialog, anime cutscenes, all good. I don't know if stellar blade is going to turn out good but checking out nikke gave me something to think about. What I got out of it was these guys are probabaly stoked to be making a traditional game and will at least try their best.
 

NanaMiku

Member
^^^ I would encourage anyone interested in stellar blade to go download this game. Just to see what they can do with the limitations of mobile. It's gatcha based I think but for at least the first hour (how long I played to get an idea) it's not introduced. I thought everything was of a good quality from the animation (obviously), artwork, controls, horny dialog, anime cutscenes, all good. I don't know if stellar blade is going to turn out good but checking out nikke gave me something to think about. What I got out of it was these guys are probabaly stoked to be making a traditional game and will at least try their best.
The story is pretty good too. So many dark moments
 

mckmas8808

Mckmaster uses MasterCard to buy Slave drives
This game is going to get so thrashed by the "totally never into sexy or ever turned on by objectifying women or porn, but we support you and your thot OnlyFans, stripper or sex worker lifestyle, yaaaassss queen" smooth brained Borg they call gaming press.

I can see Bugaga scared it may make him turn straight as we speak.
I'm hoping this won't happen. This wouldn't be fair at all.
 

Fess

Member
Bugaga already projected snide remarks about these types of games art style and clad clothing.

Must have felt some internalized discomfort.
The ”not suitable for a modern audience” line around the unveil?
It was hilarious, I use it all the time to make fun of people who’re clearly not living in the real world where women wear yoga pants as jeans and work out specifically to build a bigger butt.
 
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DeepEnigma

Gold Member
Heh yeah and the women who pretended early on that they were using them because they’re so comfortable and not because they simply wanted to show off their booty gains better, got more women to do the same. It’s a wonderful world. 🤗
I mean, I did hear from my lady that "they feel like you're not wearing anything at all" and with that. I thank the cheeky bastard more than ever.
 
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nial

Member
This game is going to get so thrashed by the "totally never into sexy or ever turned on by objectifying women or porn, but we support you and your thot OnlyFans, stripper or sex worker lifestyle, yaaaassss queen" smooth brained Borg they call gaming press.

I can see Bugaga scared it may make him turn straight as we speak.
Remember when Alex from Digital Foundry had a meltdown over this game when it was shown at the 2021 PlayStation Showcase, because it was too 'sexy' for 'modern audiences'?
 

Fess

Member
Remember when Alex from Digital Foundry had a meltdown over this game when it was shown at the 2021 PlayStation Showcase, because it was too 'sexy' for 'modern audiences'?
Lol yeah already talked about and it was hilarious, the guy is so out of touch sometimes, living in a bubble, he should try going to a gym a see what the modern audience are wearing when proudly showing off their booty gains 😏
 

Papa_Wisdom

Gold Member
Pretty much, although her ass is nice too. And I figured since their were so many ass jokes and puns I felt that area was covered, so I might as well write something I look forward to in the actual game 🙂
Too many puns and jokes, not enough pics and gifs
 
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