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[TechnicaUS]

Blue jelly chicks are hot confirmed by Toriyama.

I really want to say something, but that'd start monster girl wars, so I'll leave this alone.

 

[Hemi-PoweredDrone]

So I picked up Project X Zone from Gamestop since it was $15. Boy, I can reaaaaaaaly see why the Zaibatsu said this game was one of 2013s biggest dissapointments. The idea seemed so awesome, a TRPG with characters from Street Fighter, Tekken, Darkstalkers, DMC, heck, Arthur from Ghosts and Goblins is even there as an assist character. The combat is even mildly interesting since it let's you maximize damage by giving you a set of moves that can cause different knockbacks or things like guard breaks. But hoooooooly shit, the dialogue is so bad. One of the OCs for this game calls the other one "m'lady" unironically. It looks like Jedah subscribes to /r/TheRedPill,

And apparently Heihachi is using Just For Men?

What the fuck am I even playing? This is a massive crossover game that should be full of fan service, but it really isn't because this fan is NOT getting serviced.

Well, the clear file from the previous owner is 51 hours, so at least I know I'll probably get ten times the gameplay of The Order.

Spoiler

See, I can make relevant jokes.

But seriously, I'm getting angry because they totally missed the mark when a game with fucking Juri, Morrigan, Chris Redfield, and Dante should not be hard to make awesome.

 

[Attleborotaco]

She's the best

 

[TechnicaUS]

That's good. I'm glad you're feeling better about it. I always feel bad for people that it leaves effects on

I guess I'm just lucky. Shit just doesn't phase me. And if it does, it's not for long.

 

[AngryCanadian]

I've been listening to it for a while, and Rule of Rose's theme A Love Suicide is amazing. I just wanted to get that out there.

That name is just enough edge to appeal to the troubled teen in me

 

[Xiraiya]

Oh, it'll never come up. I'll just go ahead and say it.
Bit of a warning, this is kinda morbid.

Spoiler

I died a few years back. Drowned cause I was a fuckin idiot. Drinking while I was fishing with my dad on a boat.

Hey it happens.

Spoiler

I died on the operating table once, it's fine. Beloved willed me back to life, or I did, I forget.

 

[CthulhuSushi]

I really want to say something, but that'd start monster girl wars, so I'll leave this alone.

We really don't need another one of those starting <.<

 

[Hemi-PoweredDrone]

He tried to seduce a woman when he was a villain, he can take on the shape and faces of people he has seen (Like from magazines) and split himself up however, he probably created a female companion.

Slime girl selfcest is OP, confirmed by Toriyama.

 

[360pages]

Slime girl selfcest is OP, confirmed by Toriyama.

It actually is....

 

[TechnicaUS]

Hey it happens.

Spoiler

I died on the operating table once, it's fine. Beloved willed me back to life, or I did, I forget.

Huh. Didn't expect that. Then again, world is a big place.

 

[JooseBawcks]

One of the OCs for this game calls the other one "m'lady" unironically. It looks like Jedah subscribes to /r/TheRedPill,

Jedah's old man, that used to be a normal phrase you know

I guess I'm just lucky. Shit just doesn't phase me. And if it does, it's not for long.

Luck is best stat to dump into

Hey it happens.

Spoiler

I died on the operating table once, it's fine. Beloved willed me back to life, or I did, I forget.

I don't have any interesting stories really.

Hmm, okay.

 

[zedreamcast]

I made a female Majin named Rin in Xenoverse.

She's got a cute haircut and will kick your ass.

Does she look like the one from that really cute gif?

 

[Xiraiya]

Hmm, okay.

It's fiiiine.

 

[Pyros_Chicken_Farm]

So I played a few matches of DOA5LR with Honoka's voice actress, which was fun as fuck.

 

[Attleborotaco]

Does she look like the one from that really cute gif?

I posted a pic a couple posts up

 

[TechnicaUS]

Luck is best stat to dump into

Spoiler

I don't know if you know this, but when you die, if you roll a twenty you can come back.

 

[Hemi-PoweredDrone]

It actually is....

I've seen enough comics and manga of a certain variety that I can't argue with that at all.

Jedah's old man, that used to be a normal phrase you know

I'd be okay with it a little if it was Jedah, but the guy saying it looks like he can't be more than like 25.

Then again, I've seen enough anime to know that since they haven't said his age he could just as well be fucking 100.

 

[AngryCanadian]

I've seen enough comics and manga of a certain variety that I can't argue with that at all.



I'd be okay with it a little if it was Jedah, but the guy saying it looks like he can't be more than like 25.


Then again, I've seen enough anime to know that since they haven't said his age he could just as well be fucking 100.

If Nowi is a thousand year old dragon, this guy must be ancient

 

[360pages]

The MC of Life is strange confirmed to have shit taste...

 

[TechnicaUS]

We really don't need another one of those starting <.<

That's why I said I'd leave it alone!

 

[Ultimate_Trainer]

So I played a few matches of DOA5LR with Honoka's voice actress, which was fun as fuck.

Sounds pretty fun.

Spoiler

Who mostly won the rounds?

 

[CthulhuSushi]

That's why I said I'd leave it alone!

Good man.

 

[TechnicaUS]

Good man.

I'll just have to judge you in silence.

 

[Rizzi]

Xenoverse looks like fun.

 

[ShakuganSan]

So I picked up Project X Zone from Gamestop since it was $15. Boy, I can reaaaaaaaly see why the Zaibatsu said this game was one of 2013s biggest dissapointments. The idea seemed so awesome, a TRPG with characters from Street Fighter, Tekken, Darkstalkers, DMC, heck, Arthur from Ghosts and Goblins is even there as an assist character. The combat is even mildly interesting since it let's you maximize damage by giving you a set of moves that can cause different knockbacks or things like guard breaks. But hoooooooly shit, the dialogue is so bad. One of the OCs for this game calls the other one "m'lady" unironically. It looks like Jedah subscribes to /r/TheRedPill,

And apparently Heihachi is using Just For Men?


What the fuck am I even playing? This is a massive crossover game that should be full of fan service, but it really isn't because this fan is NOT getting serviced.

Well, the clear file from the previous owner is 51 hours, so at least I know I'll probably get ten times the gameplay of The Order.

Spoiler

See, I can make relevant jokes.

But seriously, I'm getting angry because they totally missed the mark when a game with fucking Juri, Morrigan, Chris Redfield, and Dante should not be hard to make awesome.

Something tells me you ain't gonna last till the end. I guess the way I managed to get through it was to go for criticals, always go for critical.

 

[Pyros_Chicken_Farm]

Sounds pretty fun.

Spoiler

Who mostly won the rounds?

Messaged her on Twitter cause she just got the PS3 version (She doesn't own a PS4), which also meant I didn't have Honoka unlocked because I'd have to Re-buy her. Only 4 quick matches, tied with 2-2.

Jojo references everywhere in conversation.

 

[CthulhuSushi]

I'll just have to judge you in silence.

I judge no one anymore.

 

[Phantasmal Repose]

Man, having 3 hour labs suck. Especially when they start at 6:30. At least there's a new Life is Strange video.

 

[RecursiveFault]

Messaged her on Twitter cause she just got the PS3 version (She doesn't own a PS4), which also meant I didn't have Honoka unlocked because I'd have to Re-buy her. Only 4 quick matches, tied with 2-2.

Jojo references everywhere in conversation.

Oh my god, that's adorable

 

[jack_package_200]

If I had a copy of Xenoverse I would make a a girl.

I can be like Toriyama from Square Enix and make my own waifu

 

[TechnicaUS]

Man, having 3 hour labs suck. Especially when they start at 6:30. At least there's a new Life is Strange video.

Yeah. Don't read the comments though. They're just as bad as you'd expect.

 

[Rizzi]

I would make a human dude. So at least one human in the DB universe would be useful.

 

[Phantasmal Repose]

Yeah. Don't read the comments though. They're just as bad as you'd expect.

Now I have to read them.

 

[Alfebit]

Messaged her on Twitter cause she just got the PS3 version (She doesn't own a PS4), which also meant I didn't have Honoka unlocked because I'd have to Re-buy her. Only 4 quick matches, tied with 2-2.

Jojo references everywhere in conversation.

Yo, that's pretty cool.

 

[AngryCanadian]

If I had a copy of Xenoverse I would make a a girl.

I can be like Toriyama from Square Enix and make my own waifu

Do you think Toriyama made them put a forehead slider in the game for the maximum surface space he so desires?

I would make a human dude. So at least one human in the DB universe would be useful.

They did things in Dragon Ball but who the hell acknowledges that?

 

[ultimax]

Man, having 3 hour labs suck. Especially when they start at 6:30. At least there's a new Life is Strange video.

I feel your pain man. I hate labs. Especially when everything can get done within a normal class time, but teachers love to stretch that shit out

edit- i sure hope we are talking about the same kinda lab

 

[TechnicaUS]

Now I have to read them.

There's a few good ones though. Like gemstones in a sea of shit.

 

[360pages]

If I had a copy of Xenoverse I would make a a girl.

I can be like Toriyama from Square Enix and make my own waifu

I find it funny that human is even an option in the game...Since Sayian can go SSJ and they don't have super awesome abilities like Nameks or Majins...

 

[jack_package_200]

Do you think Toriyama made them put a forehead slider in the game for the maximum surface space he so desires?

Nah if the creepy fanart about Lightning is anything to go by, its all about armpits

 

[TechnicaUS]

I find it funny that human is even an option in the game...Since Sayian can go SSJ and they don't have super awesome abilities like Nameks or Majins...

Can humans do...anything useful in the dragonball universe?

 

[AngryCanadian]

Nah if the creepy fanart about Lightning is anything to go by, its all about armpits

Fuck, we got Akira Toriyama and Motomu Toriyama mixed up. I was making a Dragon Ball forehead joke

 

[jack_package_200]

Can humans do...anything useful in the dragonball universe?

Die

Birth the half saiyans

 

[TechnicaUS]

Die

Birth the half saiyans

Yeah, that's about right.

 

[ultimax]

Can humans do...anything useful in the dragonball universe?

Bruh, the strongest DBZ character is a human

 

[Phantasmal Repose]

I feel your pain man. I hate labs. Especially when everything can get done within a normal class time, but teachers love to stretch that shit out

edit- i sure hope we are talking about the same kinda lab

I had a 3 hour Bio lab today. I just came home like 5 minutes ago. It's not fun. Even worse is that I have to go to sleep soon because I have a midterm tomorrow morning.

Can humans do...anything useful in the dragonball universe?

It's been a while, but I vaguely remember Krillin doing some useful things.

 

[Alfebit]

Nah if the creepy fanart about Lightning is anything to go by, its all about armpits

"I wonder what Tali's ass would smell like if she took off her suit."

 

[TechnicaUS]

Bruh, the strongest DBZ character is a human

Yo, that guy needs to get nerfed. He's way too strong.

 

[jack_package_200]

Fuck, we got Akira Toriyama and Motomu Toriyama mixed up. I was making a Dragon Ball forehead joke

Square Enix was the giveaway dude

So was waifu

 

[ultimax]

I had a 3 hour Bio lab today. I just came home like 5 minutes ago. It's not fun. Even worse is that I have to go to sleep soon because I have a midterm tomorrow morning.
.

Yup, Bio labs are the worst. I have one tomorrow ;~;. Good luck on your test

 

[Jman014]

The MC of Life is strange confirmed to have shit taste...

There's a lot more that they missed that confirms Max as a cool geek.