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[Beloved]

You're not my real dad!

Also hey guys, sleep is rad.

What if we are all your dad.

And sleep is rad if its good sleep.

 

[Xiraiya]

What if we are all your dad.

Nonsense, you lack the necessary parts for fatherhood.

 

[beinfilms]

It's pretty well known. I also forgot one detail. She was walking with her girlfriend when it happened. Even though the guy knew she was her girlfriend, he did it anyway. For second, I thought she was going to beat the shit out of him, but the girl who the guy was after got them out of there quickly before things escalated more. Man, what a dirtbag.

And...I'm now 100% behind her response.

 

[Foxhound286]

The way you told that story is like
"There was a guy kicking a puppy"
"I forgot it was actually a fully grown dog"
"I also forgot it had killed like 3 people"
"It was more of a rabid bear than a dog"

I'm not the greatest story teller. I want to tell it before I forget, so I rush and accidentally leave out important details.

 

[RecursiveFault]

What if we are all your dad.

And sleep is rad if its good sleep.

Was doing 6 hours of sleep all week to get work done. Getting 9 last night has me feeling great.

 

[demidar]

It's pretty well known. I also forgot one detail. She was walking with her girlfriend when it happened. Even though the guy knew she was her girlfriend, he did it anyway. For second, I thought she was going to beat the shit out of him, but the girl who the guy was after got them out of there quickly before things escalated more. Man, what a dirtbag.

Ahahahahahahahahaha these reveal are hilarious. What the hell was the dude expecting?

 

[Ultimate_Trainer]

I love to rise my devil.

Not for Devil Children.. Nonono. Fuck that anime.

Also you wanna play fight games now? Whats your psn?

 

[Beloved]

Nonsense, you lack the necessary parts for fatherhood.

Irrelevant!

I can dad if I want to, I can leave my 'nads behind, cause if your 'nads won't dad then they're no 'nads of mine.

 

[zedreamcast]

Was doing 6 hours of sleep all week to get work done. Getting 9 last night has me feeling great.

Wheres our episode 4!?

 

[jack_package_200]

https://www.decalgirl.com/

Thinking of getting some decals for my Wii U

 

[ArclightBorealis]

Irrelevant!

I can dad if I want to, I can leave my 'nads behind, cause if your 'nads won't dad then they're no 'nads of mine.

Safety Dad.

 

[Xiraiya]

Irrelevant!
I can dad if I want to, I can leave my 'nads behind, cause if your 'nads won't dad then they're no 'nads of mine.

The most important safety dance, wear protection kids.

Safety Dad.

What a rad title idea.

Everyone wants to be Safety Dad.

 

[croten]

It's pretty well known. I also forgot one detail. She was walking with her girlfriend when it happened. Even though the guy knew she was her girlfriend, he did it anyway. For second, I thought she was going to beat the shit out of him, but the girl who the guy was after got them out of there quickly before things escalated more. Man, what a dirtbag.

I went from feeling sorry for the guy to not caring at all. Why didn't you mention the whole lesbian and in a relationship thing?

 

[Beloved]

The most important safety dance, wear protection kids.

Or don't, if you wanna be a dad.

 

[mrmyhthef]

RIP Sega

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1000712

EDIT: Hang up I jumped the gun. This is old news.

 

[Oberon]

Spoiler

You mean like most of BestGAF?

Are you implying that most of us hate women?

I'm not the greatest story teller. I want to tell it before I forget, so I rush and accidentally leave out important details.

Yeah, that happens to me a lot too.

 

[Xiraiya]

Or don't, if you wanna be a dad.

This is true, sometimes you just have to take life head first with no regrets.

 

[Dusknoir]

Just had a bad realization: Apart from Mario Party 10, there is not anything really coming out on the Wii U for awhile.

They need to do another Direct to announce some shit

It would be cool if Capcom announces MH4U on WiiU.

 

[beinfilms]

RIP Sega

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1000712

Wait, what?!

 

[Xiraiya]

RIP Sega
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1000712

This actually bodes well for PSO2.

 

[CthulhuSushi]

This is true, sometimes you just have to take life head first with no regrets.

So it was Xiraiya that caused a surge in teen pregnancies.

Spoiler

Or maybe it was the lack of sex ed....you be the judge.

 

[zedreamcast]

RIP Sega

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1000712

Does that mean...no more sonic?

 

[croten]

It would be cool if Capcom announces MH4U on WiiU.

Would have been better if they did that before I got it on 3DS.

Spoiler

I'd still buy it day one regardless

 

[TechnicaUS]

What are you talking about, there are straight people and gay people. There can't possibly be an inbetween.

Spoiler

/sarcasm

Of course not. People like aaron and me just don't exist.

 

[Xiraiya]

So it was Xiraiya that caused a surge in teen pregnancies.

Spoiler

Or maybe it was the lack of sex ed....you be the judge.

Don't have sex, if you do, you'll die.

 

[RecursiveFault]

It would be cool if Capcom announces MH4U on WiiU.

Keep dreaming son

 

[Jman014]

Mortal Kombat X story trailer

 

[Dusknoir]

RIP Sega

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1000712

EDIT: Hang up I jumped the gun. This is old news.

WTF what about Yakuza. Dammit we'll never get them them all in the west.

 

[croten]

This actually bodes well for PSO2.

How do you figure? Most of the jobs lost where in the west and it's affecting publishers more than developers, both of these things make it seem less likely for PSO2 to come out in the west in my eyes.

Edit: Wait this is super old news, no wonder I thought something like this already happened

 

[Dusknoir]

Keep dreaming son

lol I know I don't even have a WiiU yet.

 

[Beloved]

Don't have sex, if you do, you'll die.

 

[CthulhuSushi]

Of course not. People like aaron and me just don't exist.

Nope, you're just ghosts in the machine.

Don't have sex, if you do, you'll die.

Don't masturbate either, otherwise your palms will get hairy and your genitalia will rot away.

Just ignore everything down there, even urination, just don't touch it ever.

 

[RecursiveFault]

Don't have sex, if you do, you'll die.

 

[TechnicaUS]

Don't masturbate either, otherwise your palms will get hairy and your genitalia will rot away.

Just ignore everything down there, even urination, just don't touch it ever.

Dude! You'll go blind too! How'd you forget that?

 

[demidar]

Eh, you'll die from anything. 100% of people who are afflicted with the Living disease die. Might as well die in a fun way.

 

[E_Darkness]

Not for Devil Children.. Nonono. Fuck that anime.

Also you wanna play fight games now? Whats your psn?

I'm down for fight games. Though this will actually be the first time I've touched UNIEL. It is the same as my gaf name

Spoiler

the underscore comes in useful

 

[beinfilms]

Eh, you'll die from anything. 100% who are afflicted with the Living disease die. Might as well die in a fun way.

It's those damn skeletons hiding within us. If they didn't want to get out so much, maybe people wouldn't die from Living.

 

[CthulhuSushi]

Dude! You'll go blind too! How'd you forget that?

Because if you masturbate your brain cells die!

Oh god it's happening to me!

Am I going to die?

 

[TechnicaUS]

Why are the people in val harbar obsessed with my eyebrows?

 

[zedreamcast]

It's those damn skeletons hiding within us. If they didn't want to get out so much, maybe people wouldn't die from Living.

Did you know that the TSA is letting millions of skeletons through airport security, every day and doing nothing about it?

 

[doctorblurg]

Because if you masturbate your brain cells die!

Oh god it's happening to me!

Am I going to die?

yourealreadydead.jpg

 

[TechnicaUS]

Did you know that the TSA is letting millions of skeletons through airport security, every day and doing nothing about it?

We need to stop these damn skeletons! They're gonna try to take over the world!

 

[beinfilms]

Did you know that the TSA is letting millions of skeletons through airport security, every day and doing nothing about it?

We should really start a petition, or something. They have to be stopped, before it's too late!

 

[Skrams]

Why are the people in val harbar obsessed with my eyebrows?

I blame the cook. I'm also not sure why your nickname is doodle or why this man is spending his years in life trying to find out what a shiny object is.

 

[demidar]

Because if you masturbate your brain cells die!

Oh god it's happening to me!

Am I going to die?

Your shaft stroking is your hands practicing for your throat choking.

 

[mrmyhthef]

We need to stop these damn skeletons! They're gonna try to take over the world!

There are more skeletons in the world right now than there are people. We've already failed.

 

[TechnicaUS]

I blame the cook. I'm also not sure why your nickname is doodle or why this man is spending his years in life trying to find out what a shiny object is.

I like being called doodle though. It's cute.

 

[Xiraiya]

A star exploded in space somewhere millions of years ago and from it, my skeleton was created.

 

[TechnicaUS]

There are more skeletons in the world right now than there are people. We've already failed.

I won't go down without a fight though. I know you can break them a bit, and it takes months for them to come back. We can use this to at least thin their numbers.

 

[Foxhound286]

Well, I just called up my girlfriend and asked to meet up after school. She loves flowers and donuts. This dirtbag's failure and embarrassment is my gain. We're gonna have a great day, and this slimy prick's failure has helped me out.