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Super Best Friends Thread 16: You thought Woolie was the Liar, but it was me Patrick!

Zenfalcia

Member
But there are porn video games and animies.If its character specific odds are Rule 34 hit them already. And if it doesn't exist you can just commission someone to do it, I'm pretty sure thats tumblrs and patrion's secret purpose.

I just do not functionally understand.


Senren kagura is an interesting subject in general because the GAF moderation from what i understand really doesn't like that game.
It's not the same unless it's official.

You don't have to. You might never do.

I'm not surprised.
 
I'm not a fan, kinda glad I didn't make the jump and buy a PS4.
I like my dumb slow bullshit the way it is.

They basically took "realistic" combat (realistic being actually using a shield and blocking more than attacking,) and turned into into "Ooooh lets do cool jumps and ninja flips around this big monsters because video games yaaayyy!!"
No.Fuck you.

....what?

Is that stuff even a mechanic? It plays like a souls game. Its not even close to something like Bayo and MGR.
 
Pat brings up something during the podcast I wonder every time i see something like DOA Senren and a lot of other shit

" consumer, you know you could... just google porn, odds are you have access to the internet, you can get this for free, I do not understand your spending habits. "
It's probably just as simple as sex sells. Sure, it doesn't make much sense for things that have nothing to do with it, but it happens anyway because dudes are super easy to trick into buying stupid stuff just cause there's some tits involved.
 

sjay1994

Member
I kinda don't want to, it doesn't look fun to me.

The reason you are anti hype was the reason I was super hyped for BB. I've never played DeS or DS2, and I only played maybe 3/4 of DS on my cousins PC whenever I visited him.

The speed and aesthetic of BB made me jump on the boat so hard I broke my legs.
 

Village

Member
It's probably just as simple as sex sells. Sure, it doesn't make much sense for things that have nothing to do with it, but it happens anyway because dudes are super easy to trick into buying stupid stuff just cause there's some tits involved.

That explains a lot of twitch streams
 

Archgan

Member
Then we're already doomed.
The face of our new overlords.
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sjay1994

Member
Pat brings up something during the podcast I wonder every time i see something like DOA Senren and a lot of other shit

" consumer, you know you could... just google porn, odds are you have access to the internet, you can get this for free, I do not understand your spending habits. "

Thats what annoys me about "lewd" stuff in general. Its just teetering on the the edge of being porn, and It bugs me that it doesn't just go all the way.

I really am a member of team shameless, I just acted like I was confused with what you were all doing but I knew EXACTLY what you all were doing.
 
....what?

Is that stuff even a mechanic? It plays like a souls game. Its not even close to something like Bayo and MGR.
Not literal ninja flips, I'm being dramatic, but these big ass strafes to the left and right.

I dunno, it looks pretty fun.

Hurray for school!
Not really.

The reason you are anti hype was the reason I was super hyped for BB. I've never played DeS or DS2, and I only played maybe 3/4 of DS on my cousins PC whenever I visited him.

The speed and aesthetic of BB made me jump on the boat so hard I broke my legs.
I like slower games, there's a reason the only real fast paced games I play are fighters and the occasional CAG.

You cray boi. There's a reason this isn't a Souls game in name.
I suppose, I fear if this game is wildly popular (which it probably already is) Miyazaki and FromSoft will just go. "Well people like this, so let's just make DS3 this and drown in money."
 
Thats what annoys me about "lewd" stuff in general. Its just teetering on the the edge of being porn, and It bugs me that it doesn't just go all the way.

I really am a member of team shameless, I just acted like I was confused with what you were all doing but I knew EXACTLY what you all were doing.
There's a market for softcore, as well as the fact it's not exactly why I enjoy games that have fanervice.
 

How so?

Where's the Action RPG elements?

GIFs aren't showing me DMG numbers appearing.

It's probably just as simple as sex sells. Sure, it doesn't make much sense for things that have nothing to do with it, but it happens anyway because dudes are super easy to trick into buying stupid stuff just cause there's some tits involved.

But if the real appeal is the level of writing and nuance the narrative have, slapping T&A on it isn't going to get me to say "yes, SK has really good writing underneath it's wholly shallow cover and gameplay" and encourage me to buy it and support the IP.
 

360pages

Member
Thats what annoys me about "lewd" stuff in general. Its just teetering on the the edge of being porn, and It bugs me that it doesn't just go all the way.

I really am a member of team shameless, I just acted like I was confused with what you were all doing but I knew EXACTLY what you all were doing.

This pretty much. I actually don't mind fanservice or lewd things. But porn is free...thousands of porn images and videos for free.
 

sjay1994

Member
I like slower games, there's a reason the only real fast paced games I play are fighters and the occasional CAG.

I love speed. I love Character action games. I want to rush in and juggle you.

The reason I wasn't all that crazy for DS and 3D Zelda is because of the slow pace of combat. You are mostly waiting for an opening, and in DS's case, a mistake usually means you run away with your tail between your legs so you can drink an estus.

I really enjoy the DS2 playthrough, cuz it gave me a better understanding for the souls games.

But bloodborne always looked like something that was more my cup of tea. The entire risk reward mentality of getting health back by counterattacking is the fucking best imo.
 
How so?

Where's the Action RPG elements?

GIFs aren't showing me DMG numbers appearing.



But if the real appeal is the level of writing and nuance the narrative have, slapping T&A on it isn't going to get me to say "yes, SK has really good writing underneath it's wholly shallow cover and gameplay" and encourage me to buy it and support the IP.

They do appear for bosses, I will give it that.
If it's wildly popular why wouldn't they just make a Bloodborne 2
Coming Soon in 2018, the game that you have all been waiting for Bloodborne 2 Dark Souls 3!

I love speed. I love Character action games. I want to rush in and juggle you.

The reason I wasn't all that crazy for DS and 3D Zelda is because of the slow pace of combat. You are mostly waiting for an opening, and in DS's case, a mistake usually means you run away with your tail between your legs so you can drink an estus.

I really enjoy the DS2 playthrough, cuz it gave me a better understanding for the souls games.

But bloodborne always looked like something that was more my cup of tea. The entire risk reward mentality of getting health back by counterattacking is the fucking best imo.
I would enjoy Dark Souls more if Estus weren't a thing.
 
But if the real appeal is the level of writing and nuance the narrative have, slapping T&A on it isn't going to get me to say "yes, SK has really good writing underneath it's wholly shallow cover and gameplay" and encourage me to buy it and support the IP.

I literally bought SK Shinovi Versus as a joke because of all pandering bullshit in it and came away saying that the gameplay is actually pretty fun and the writing and characters are good.
 
How so?

Where's the Action RPG elements?

GIFs aren't showing me DMG numbers appearing.

Character action is such a general definition. Any action RPG where you can control a character can be character action, which includes any souls game. If we're talking about more stylish action like DMC and Bayo, then this game isn't even remotely like that. Its not about being flashy and stylish with your actions, its about kill them before they kill you and use whatever method you can do to accomplish that task. BB is faster for sure, but its not even remotely like a stylish action game.
 
But if the real appeal is the level of writing and nuance the narrative have, slapping T&A on it isn't going to get me to say "yes, SK has really good writing underneath it's wholly shallow cover and gameplay" and encourage me to buy it and support the IP.
It doesn't sway everyone, granted. But I reckon it does for enough guys to warrant the t&a. That, or the people making the game are pervs and they just wanna see some titties.
 

360pages

Member
Well, I don't think T&A should vanish, the thing that is so great about media is the fact that their is things for everyone...even pervs. But my problem is the people who buy it just for that. When in less than a month their is going to be porn of it.
 

Emouse

Member
Well it's no Bloodborne, but I got the ALBW OST in the mail from club ninty, that and the blu-ray CE of the second part of KLK and cool
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monster hunter hoodie that may be slightly small for me...
 
Well, I don't think T&A should vanish, the thing that is so great about media is the fact that their is things for everyone...even pervs. But my problem is the people who buy it just for that. When in less than a month their is going to be porn of it.
No, but it does have it's time and place. It's a little jarring to be listening to characters talking about a struggle between life and death, then you get a tit or panty shot outta nowhere.
 
Well, I don't think T&A should vanish, the thing that is so great about media is the fact that their is things for everyone...even pervs. But my problem is the people who buy it just for that. When in less than a month their is going to be porn of it.

As you can see from the anime community, porn can be made of anything possible.

I don't know how you police something like that.
 

Numb

Member
Liam looks like that christian bale lip licking gif in the new podcast vid.
And Pat is even shorter than i remember.
 
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