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[croten]

Not entirely correct. I want it to fail.
In Europe, I mean.

I want to play it ;_;

 

[skLaFarebear]

Implying there is even a difference between "Real porn" and 50 Shades.

They both are missing a few crucial details about basic human anatomy (women's anatomy specifically), they both give completely unrealistic expectations of what actual sex is even like, and they both have terrible terrible dialogue.

This sounds just like my Japanese animes.

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

Honestly if those romanced by a T-Rex stories can get onto Amazon, I'm sure a well written story regardless of premise will do well.

Amazon self publish has next to no standards for moderation, you have to submit practically nothing in order to get it taken down.

That or incest stories... Don't ask how I know that.

 

[croten]

Amazon self publish has next to no standards for moderation, you have to submit practically nothing in order to get it taken down.

That or incest stories... Don't ask how I know that.

*sigh* ...dammit Aaron...

 

[NCR Redslayer]

I'm trying to look up the Dinosaur Romance books on Amazon but all I find is error 404.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Amazon self publish has next to no standards for moderation, you have to submit practically nothing in order to get it taken down.

That or incest stories... Don't ask how I know that.

Doesn't Amazon pride itself on being the biggest online bookstore in the world?
How can they practice censorship on certain subjects and call themselves the #1 biggest bookstore in the world?

I can't decide if White People dancing is the worst thing, or the best thing....

Why not both?

 

[skLaFarebear]

No apologies. Only self-improvement.

Ulala please -___-

 

[360pages]

Amazon self publish has next to no standards for moderation, you have to submit practically nothing in order to get it taken down.

That or incest stories... Don't ask how I know that.

I can't even been angry with the guy, he's probably sold more than me. Plus his stories are probably better written then mine as well. Can't get angry at people who get popular with their shit, they must be doing something right.

 

[joe2187]

You can still be upset at its drivel though.

Stephanie Meyer and EL James' writing does more damage to young and impressionable women than anything Bayonetta or SK could do in video games.

One knows exactly what it's doing, the other blurs the line between reality and fiction.

My girlfriend refers to Jack London as erotic fiction.

The Sea Wolf was one of my favorite books as a teen too, I can never look at it the same way again.

Spoiler

I still love you wolf larsen

 

[IDKAboutThat]

I can't even been angry with the guy, he's probably sold more than me. Plus his stories are probably better written then mine as well. Can't get angry at people who get popular with their shit, they must be doing something right.

They really don't have to be doing anything right.

 

[Okingjrr]

I'm trying to look up the Dinosaur Romance books on Amazon but all I find is error 404.

You mean this?

 

[JooseBawcks]

Oh, you're new, yeah, you probably missed my talks about my writings. Yeah, I write erotic fiction and plan to finally self publish in the new year.

My first one is about lesbians in a near future world where men are useless from disease and the only remaining sport that has complete integration into every aspect of the world, including government, is Professional Wrestling.

Factoid: The president of the united states is determined in a 30 woman over the top rope battle royal.

GIRLS DOING GERMAN SUPLEXES. Hello everyone how's your morning

 

[NCR Redslayer]

You mean this?

I was looking up something more by this author. Guess they took them down.

 

[360pages]

They really don't have to be doing anything right.

I'm not sure, I hate Twilight, but I think there is a certain skill to be able to market as well as get thousands of sales from people. Hitting points that people enjoy is shallow as hell, but at the same time they get certain things sold.

 

[IDKAboutThat]

GIRLS DOING GERMAN SUPLEXES. Hello everyone how's your morning

IT IS EXTREME THANK YOU FOR ASKING

 

[joe2187]

You mean this?

Lesbian dinosaurs you say?

 

[Jman014]

I'm trying to look up the Dinosaur Romance books on Amazon but all I find is error 404.

Dragon X Cars romance.

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

*sigh* ...dammit Aaron...

 

[CreeperBlocks]

You mean this?

What... WHAT

 

[RecursiveFault]

I didn't notice he was impaled in that gif for awhile there.

Rough day there.
-
That Dinosaur X Car shit is hilarious. What really gets me is that people are into Cars?

 

[Okingjrr]

I was looking up something more by this author. Guess they took them down.

Oh, this then

Amazon France, never stop being the best.

 

[JooseBawcks]

IT IS EXTREME THANK YOU FOR ASKING

NO PROBLEM PLEASE HAVE A NICE DAY

Man I fucking love Nathan. I wish I had his

Spoiler

magic

powers

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

GIRLS DOING GERMAN SUPLEXES. Hello everyone how's your morning

Fun-fact: The main character practiced the only wrestling move she knows, the German Suplex, by suplexing boulders in her backyard.

 

[Jman014]

Oh look at that. I've been impaled.

 

[DoktorEvil]

My girlfriend refers to Jack London as erotic fiction.

The Sea Wolf was one of my favorite books as a teen too, I can never look at it the same way again.

Spoiler

I still love you wolf larsen

Never read The Sea Wolf, but from the Wiki synopsis it sounds really interesting.

You mean this?

 

[Okingjrr]

There's also this.

 

[IDKAboutThat]

NO PROBLEM PLEASE HAVE A NICE DAY

THANK YOU I WILL
ALSO IT TURNS OUT THAT RE5 HAS SOME REDEEMING QUALITIES

 

[JooseBawcks]

Fun-fact: The main character practiced the only wrestling move she knows, the German Suplex, by suplexing boulders in her backyard.

Yours might be the first and only piece of EL I ever buy. God speed son.

THANK YOU I WILL
ALSO IT TURNS OUT THAT RE5 HAS SOME REDEEMING QUALITIES

WOMBO COMBO, THAT AIN'T FALCON. OH. OH. OH. WHERE YOU AT. WHERE YOU AT

 

[ArclightBorealis]

what

the

fuck

 

[DoktorEvil]

Fun-fact: The main character practiced the only wrestling move she knows, the German Suplex, by suplexing boulders in her backyard.

Rename it the Izuna Drop and I'll throw money at you.

I still will, because support GAF, but I'd love to see a bigger push for more Izuna Drops.

what

the

fuck

What?

Don't you like complaining about erotic material too?

 

[Okingjrr]

what

the

fuck

Tonight on EverythingGaf, women kicking ass and dinosaur erotica. News at 11.

 

[RecursiveFault]

Fun-fact: The main character practiced the only wrestling move she knows, the German Suplex, by suplexing boulders in her backyard.

That's... amazing.

 

[IDKAboutThat]

Rename it the Izuna Drop and I'll throw money at you.

I still will, because support GAF, but I'd love to see a bigger push for more Izuna Drops.

German suplex is clearly superior. The feet never leaving the ground is the perfect display of strength

 

[ArclightBorealis]

What?

Don't you like complaining about erotic material too?

Not the very moment I wake up!

 

[DoktorEvil]

German suplex is clearly superior. The feet never leaving the ground is the perfect display of strength

But Izuna Drops are perfect after sick air punch combos are used.

 

[misses bull]

Not the very moment I wake up!

afternoon gaf is weird yo

 

[DoktorEvil]

afternoon gaf is weird yo

It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down for the Weekend, Weekend.

 

[Nova Bovington]

I didn't notice he was impaled in that gif for awhile there.

Rough day there.
-
That Dinosaur X Car shit is hilarious. What really gets me is that people are into Cars?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwoSt5gtOsM

 

[joe2187]

Never read The Sea Wolf, but from the Wiki synopsis it sounds really interesting.

Jack London wrote the manliest stories.

Basically take the mind of Hannibal, and put him in the body of Andre the giant and then make him captain of a sealing ship.

Then take Shinji from EVA and put him under his thumb.

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

Rename it the Izuna Drop and I'll throw money at you.
I still will, because support GAF, but I'd love to see a bigger push for more Izuna Drops.

Not to spoil anything, but Izuna Drops come in at a certain point as the evolution of her suplex.

 

[Nova Bovington]

It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down for the Weekend, Weekend.

It don't know what bothers me more, the fact that you wrote those lyrics wrong or the fact that I know the correct ones. :/

 

[Glitchesarecool]

Can't we just combine the two into an Izuna Suplex?

Given that Izuna requires one to be in the air, I believe they are mutually exclusive.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Can't we just combine the two into an Izuna Suplex?

Jack London wrote the manliest stories.

Basically take the mind of Hannibal, and put him in the body of Andre the giant and then make him captain of a sealing ship.

Then take Shinji from EVA and put him under his thumb.

That sounds so interesting.

It don't know what bothers me more, the fact that you wrote those lyrics wrong or the fact that I know the correct ones. :/

"it's Fiiiinnnne!"

 

[RecursiveFault]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwoSt5gtOsM

Goodbye BestGAF

 

[JooseBawcks]

Oh god that buffering is so beautiful, I can't stop looking at it.

 

[Glitchesarecool]

Goodbye BestGAF

That whole show is terrifying.

Doesn't have to be at the same time. You can Izuna drop first without letting go, then grab them properly and do a german suplex. Or you can german suplex someone, punch them into the air and do an Izuna drop.

As demonstrated in that gif. I thought you meant literal combining them somehow.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Doesn't have to be at the same time. You can Izuna drop first without letting go, then grab them properly and do a german suplex. Or you can german suplex someone, punch them into the air and do an Izuna drop.

Perfect

Always gotta throw in the Mike Haggar drop kick too for added measure.

 

[ArclightBorealis]

Aw yeah, that's just what I needed.

 

[joe2187]

The Liam Suplex

 

[Phantasmal Repose]

Goodbye BestGAF

Creepy anime bullshit is fine, but being in a love with a car is too much? lol

Spoiler

That's actually one of the tamer addictions