Giving gifts is dumb. Not celebrating my own birthday is one of the best parts of being an adult. Only people who get exceptions are mom and the missus for obvious reasons.
I didn't celebrate in my birthday. Took a killer nap though.
I love being an adult.
Damn straight.
Also, fuck most holidays. Except Christmas, because the bitter cold makes staying indoors not viewed as a weirdo activity. Christmas without snow isn't Christmas.