Finally.
Fucking FINALLY.
http://imgur.com/UMtwi5X
You have NO idea what it took to get that last trophy. Literally four-five hours of STRAIGHT grinding. I'd check the store, play 2:30 minutes of Trophy Rush thrice (the store resets if you do that. Funnily enough, it doesn't reset if you play Trophy Rush once, go back, check the store, play Trophy Rush again, etc. You need to do three straight matches of Trophy Rush right after another, without even leaving the character select screen or else the store doesn't reset) and then some Classic matches on intensity 7.9 if I ran out of gold. I did just that for four-five hours straight. I've done Trophy Rush so many times that I can do a perfect run easily (I netted forty trophies and six equipment pieces once) and can even predict the timing of the lightning ball without looking at the screen. I was a fucking zombie by the end of this ordeal.
My last trophy was the Golden Hammer one, by the way, which I found hilariously ironic yet fitting.
The meanest thing was... that the penultimate trophy (Whimsicott in my case, which also took me a good hour or so to unlock) showed up FOUR MORE TIMES before I got the Golden Hammer trophy, as if to taunt me.
Anyway, I'm finally done with the singleplayer
I haven't unlocked all custom moves (I miss about twenty of 'em) or Smash Powers, but I can't be bothered by those.
Now, to focus on the competitive multiplayer without a worry on my mind!