Allah is the fucking shit
According to sources close to two very polite gentlemen dressed in black who just broke into the newsroom and who are pointing at us with a kalashnikov, Allah could be "great" or even "very great". El Mundo Today has learned that Allah is the fucking boss, so it's best for us if we shut out fucking mouths. Allah is so good your balls drop to the ground, that good he is.
Apparently, there's nothing better than Allah, always according to the information provided in screams by the gentlemen with the kalashnikov. El Mundo Today has also learned that Islam is the fucking shit, that soon enough we'll all get to know that "first hand" and that it'll be better if we inform of it.
"Allah is great and the fucking shit", reiterate sources close to El Mundo Today's staff after the visit of the kalashnikov gentlemen and the fortuitous death -and by causes unrelated to the staff- of the freedom of speech of the writers of this newspaper.
"I had never realized how cool Islam is and how much I like it", said the editor writing these lines.
Sources have also added in the last minute that we don't want to die, please.