Alligatorjandro
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The Black Culture Thread |OT3| Lighten Up
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reward:best chicken you will ever eat in your life
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Angelus Errare
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Some of the chicks in LFL are better than dudes in the NFL.
But they got bigger titties in the nfl.
Hmm, my friend wants to go when I go to Cali....
general rule of the hood, no matter your race just act like you belong.
the chicken aint worth it though. bojangles or popeyes will suffice. but if all you got is a kfc then you'll have to make that trek to church's
Yeah I do that when I'm in Detroit, but Church's seems like an extra special kind of place.
Angelus Errare
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True, but I don't want to see their titties.
A titty is a titty is a titty.
EscoBlades
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Devolution
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Which Church's, where.
He lives kinda in SoCal, I didn't ask exactly where it was located. I was under the impression that most of them are in the hood though.
Also to Recon I hate getting into the chicken wars but fuck church's if there is a Raising Canes on your campus. Canes destroys it
MorisUkunRasik
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The one in Lakewood, CA is not hood at all. The one in Norwalk ain't terribly located either.
Alligatorjandro
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The places to watch out for are the off brand chicken and fish joints in the hood.Thats where stuff goes down at for real.
That is true anywhere. My old job had magnetic doors that would only unlock if you had a badge. Wherever I forgot my badge I would just look like I am rushing and wait for somebody to open the door ahead of me.
Those things were 25 bucks a pop.
Cool, I'll make sure to check those out when I'm out there. I think my friend is just stupid though.
Angelus Errare
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Yall remember when Dada Apparel was hot?
Sike I'm lying. Dada wasn't ever hot. Drake is so damn goofy.
Those socks with his Hi-tek boots...lmao, his entire fit looks like something out of Goodwill's free section.
Am I wrongin thinking entourages are kind of homoerotic? You paying a bunch of dudes to follow you around and kiss your ass. I mean they don't even take bullets or eat charges no more. You pretty much have a male harem. Cool if that is your thing.
Gadalf had it right with his Condelezza Rice platoon.
Gadalf had it right with his Condelezza Rice platoon.
Professor Beef
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An entourage should just be you and your posse. If you gotta pay for an entourage, though...
NBA players are making being a hangeron a viable career.
Yall remember when Dada Apparel was hot?
Sike I'm lying. Dada wasn't ever hot. Drake is so damn goofy.
He lookin' good
From what I read dude was a one man growth industry. Small towns should be recruiting folks like him.
yep but the hood fish joint >>>
my mom's cousin owns one. i went there one day and they had the police whole block taped off near it because people were shooting.
i had 2 choices. turn around and get out of dodge or take my chances going into the danger area. yep i went in that joint. fuck i look like passing up a chance to hit the fish joint when there isnt a line?
Alligatorjandro
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lmao
Boss Riovane
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Okay since we all bringing out those stories its my turn. I was 5'8 about 250 at the time and just got back from my tour in the sandbox overseas. Well a couple of us thought it would be cool to BBQ before we retuned to the regular rotation of PT and motor pool work so we all bought steaks and burgers and shit. Well I kinda stated that since I was from Louisiana and being the only black cat in the unit I was gonna do the cooking. I only asked that they kept me stocked in alcohol. Now mind you I was on a diet of MRE's and water for the last couple months so I had absolutely no tolerance. I drank a 4 Corona and Bacardi Limon. Then they surprised me with a pimp chalice. And my dumb ass decided to mix every bit of alcohol we had. Smirnoff Ice(lol), Bacardi O3, Limon, and some other stuff and bam. An two hours later and burgers and steak later I'm passed out in my barracks room on the bed. Then I started throwing up some of the worst projectile vomiting ever. I threw up so bad I had to throw away all the mats that I had decorating my floors. I literally woke up in all my puke everywhere and on my clothes. Never got that fucked up again.
ViewtifulJC
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The churches on MLK street got a damn metal detector when you walk in the door. And they got these steel bars around the cash register, IDK I guess they don't want the Hulk running in and snatching dat mothafucka. Feel like you're ordering from Alcatraz cafeteria or some shit.
Gotta get dem honey biscuits, tho
Gotta get dem honey biscuits, tho
I saw a man get stabbed while I was in line at Chicken King in Charlotte.
Didn't consider losing my spot in line for a second. It was midterm week too? Shiiiii
MorisUkunRasik
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You know you're in a bad neighborhood when the jack in the box has bulletproof glass. Just trying to get some curly fries and it looks like I just stepped into Magneto's plastic prison cell.
The Faceless Master
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one time like 6-8 years ago i had a job in Newark
we finished up late and stopped at a Kennedy chicken spot
now, we're used to seeing some of them with plexiglass everywhere but this place looked like it was a warzone
we deciced against buying anything from there and instead waited until we were back in NY
a few weeks later, i was watching the news and someone was shot up in the very same chicken spot.
we finished up late and stopped at a Kennedy chicken spot
now, we're used to seeing some of them with plexiglass everywhere but this place looked like it was a warzone
we deciced against buying anything from there and instead waited until we were back in NY
a few weeks later, i was watching the news and someone was shot up in the very same chicken spot.
^ yeah that sounds like an urban legend. the SAT minority thing.
LOL damn. everybody from Charlotte tells me about Chicken King. i'll have to hit that up when i go down there.
LOL damn. everybody from Charlotte tells me about Chicken King. i'll have to hit that up when i go down there.
LMAO, ya'll kill me with the imagery.
Devolution
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Some of them up in the Bay Area aren't in the worst place ever. Some are in shitsville though.
EscoBlades
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UK chicken spots representing!
folks in the states would lose their damn minds if chicken joints deliveredUK chicken spots representing!
Face it Tiger..
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MorisUkunRasik
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"please no one cut in line please no one cut in line please no one cut in line" every patron muttered internally in unison.
Happened to me once when I was 15, but the guy shot me a look that made me rethink confronting him.
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
Do the women in the lfl wear less gear than the men? I thought I read an article about health concerns, because of how fucking hard they were hitting each other. The woman in the gif in that complex link looked possessed by the spirit of Ray Lewis.
You lie!!
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