"Finished chapter 2. This game should not be at 82 metacritic."
He said in a defiant voice, without telling anyone if he thought the game deserved a better score, or a worse one. He then took position in the near bushes, a mischievous smile crossing his face, waiting patiently for someone to take his bait.
Suddenly a tortoise appeared !
It was a beautiful tortoise, who seemed wise beyond its years, but also strong and handsome as hell.
It locked its lovely eyes into OP's.
Few men could endure the steely gaze of the shelled reptile, and OP felt a desperate need to stare at the ground. It took him a superhuman effort just to hold the devilishly handsome creature gaze. But nothing could have prepared him for what came next.
"Meaning ?"
The tortoise cavernous voice made OP brain fire from all synapses. It instantaneously shut down, Nature failsafe for when the mind overheats, like a machine reaching the limits of its computing capabilities.
When he woke up a few hours later, all he had left from the encounter was some fuzzy memories, a dream he could not fully grasp in which some ancient deity descended upon him and talked to him in a langage he could not understand. He also felt an irrepressible urge to tell what he thought about Black Myth Wukong, so he started to speak :
(your turn op )