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[Jest Chillin]

Yoooo did that chick who got the boot in the face ever get up?

 

[GhettoGamer]

Yoooo did that chick who got the boot in the face ever get up?

If Macho Man cant kick out of a patent hulk hogan leg drop, I dont think some preteen girl can

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

FOOTDIVE

 

[Gorillaz]

Those 2 chicks sold that better than veteran WWE wrestlers.

 

[DominoKid]

i'm dying at that big white chick that cribbed a hug off miguel after the finisher.

sn: ihink i figured out what i'm gonna do w/ my hair. just hope my shit aint too long already.
heres a really good vid
either that or i'm gonna texturize it.

 

[TheKaeptain]

So I missed out on a night partying with Gianna Michaels, Tessa Lane, and some other people because my ex was in a car accident and I had to come home early to pick up my son. Not sure how I feel right now.

My promoter buddy told me I missed some real fun. Gianna was talking about fucking the first non-celeb that tried to hit on her. Which didn't happen so she went home with tessa... My one chance and I missed it.

 

[Baby Milo]

Gianna was talking about fucking the first non-celeb that tried to hit on her.

oh my goooooooooooooood

 

[DominoKid]

damn Kap.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Should've ditched the kid, he'd understand

/dytips

 

[ReiGun]

So I missed out on a night partying with Gianna Michaels, Tessa Lane, and some other people because my ex was in a car accident and I had to come home early to pick up my son. Not sure how I feel right now.

My promoter buddy told me I missed some real fun. Gianna was talking about fucking the first non-celeb that tried to hit on her. Which didn't happen so she went home with tessa... My one chance and I missed it.

...

Yo....I'm furious for you, my nigga. That sucks.

 

[TheKaeptain]

oh my goooooooooooooood

That's exactly what I said. That could have been me!!!! My friend said no one but Pusha T hit on her. She told him to get away from her and then he moved on to Tessa. Tessa blew him off too.

 

[Jackben]

It's all right, Kap he was probably bullshitting.

Spoiler

i would be fucking gutted

 

[Nakazato]

I had to come home early to pick up my son. Not sure how I feel right now.

At Least you pick up your kid. Dy told his kid he was going to the store for some beer and went to Hawaii. He didnt even bring him anything back

 

[DominoKid]

That's exactly what I said. That could have been me!!!! My friend said no one but Pusha T hit on her. She told him to get away from her and then he moved on to Tessa. Tessa blew him off too.

lmao please crosspost this to gaf-hop.

 

[Baby Milo]

That's exactly what I said. That could have been me!!!! My friend said no one but Pusha T hit on her. She told him to get away from her and then he moved on to Tessa. Tessa blew him off too.

Damn...

the man who made Hell Hath No Fury get's no respect out here lol

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Keep pushing them Ls, T

 

[TheKaeptain]

It's all right, Kap he was probably bullshitting.

Spoiler

i would be fucking gutted

Dude that told me doesn't play like that. Believe me. He wouldn't BS about this. We're Army bros.

At Least you pick up your kid. Dy told his kid he was going to the store for some beer and went to Hawaii. He didnt even bring him anything back

lol



Edit: Oh yeah Gianna is pretty much retired. She was telling my friend a bunch of shit about the Porn industry. She might start her own company tho.

 

[Professor Beef]

Holy fuck, Kap. Holy fuck.

 

[Gorillaz]

TK you might have to get de ranked all the way to The Private for that one.


Good that you looked out for your kids tho

 

[Dark Stalkers]

Edit: Oh yeah Gianna is pretty much retired. She was telling my friend a bunch of shit about the Porn industry. She might start her own company tho.

We need details, homie.

 

[TheKaeptain]

We need details, homie.

He really didn't say what the shady shit is. All he said is he feels like not watching porn anymore.

 

[The Faceless Master]

So I talked to this girl and acknowledged her as a sentient being for about 5 minutes. So why hasn't she sucked my dick yet?

you gotta bring her and her boyfriend food and condoms and buy her a car.

 

[zero_suit]

At Least you pick up your kid. Dy told his kid he was going to the store for some beer and went to Hawaii. He didnt even bring him anything back

For some reason, the constant shade thrown at DY never gets old.

 

[ReiGun]

He really didn't say what the shady shit is. All he said is he feels like not watching porn anymore.

Now I want details even more. lmao

 

[Nakazato]

Posting for slay

 

[TheKaeptain]

Now I want details even more. lmao

Me too.

I have a friend that is in porn. She told me something fucked up about her first shoot. Before the scene the director and like three dudes walked in a told her to not put her clothes back on after they were done filming. Afterwards the director and those dudes told her if she wanted a career she had to take all of them on. She said no, tried to walk out, and they held her down and did their business.

Her producer BF won't let her work for that company anymore. Which means she is stuck doing lesbian porn because it was one of the big companies. Although she does work with Brazzers and I have heard from her and another chick I know that they treat the girls really well and they pay the best.

 

[Nakazato]

Me too.

I have a friend that is in porn. She told me something fucked up about her first shoot. Before the scene the director and like three dudes walked in a told her to not put her clothes back on after they were done filming. Afterwards the director and those dudes told her if she wanted a career she had to take all of them on. She said no, tried to walk out, and they held her down and did their business.

Her producer BF won't let her work for that company anymore. Which means she is stuck doing lesbian porn because it was one of the big companies. Although she does work with Brazzers and I have heard from her and another chick I know that they treat the girls really well and they pay the best.

Hmmm....

You know ppl in the Cali porn industry get me some connections ill help shoot porn in the valley for a few years

 

[Devolution]

lol I got another one too you know.

 

[iavi]

My promoter buddy told me I missed some real fun. Gianna was talking about fucking the first non-celeb that tried to hit on her. Which didn't happen so she went home with tessa... My one chance and I missed it.

Nigga...Nigga.

I can't believe nobody tried hitting on her. I don't believe it for a second.

 

[DominoKid]

what kind of ring is that devo? it looks like its from Hyrule.

 

[Devolution]

what kind of ring is that devo? it looks like its from Hyrule.

Something my mom picked up in the 70s and gave me years ago. I haven't seen a ring like it since.

 

[cdyhybrid]

That's exactly what I said. That could have been me!!!! My friend said no one but Pusha T hit on her. She told him to get away from her and then he moved on to Tessa. Tessa blew him off too.

Damn stay losing Push

 

[Face it Tiger..]

Something my mom picked up in the 70s and gave me years ago. I haven't seen a ring like it since.

Looks like a ring Link would give to Zelda, if he had the balls.

 

[Recon]

Damn stay losing Push

Yeah, poor Pusha, dude is so ugly even fame cant bring him pussy.

 

[DominoKid]

Nigga...Nigga.

I can't believe nobody tried hitting on her. I don't believe it for a second.

anybody that's familiar w/ her work knows that everybody aint built for that. lord knows i'd try and chop that tree down though.

Something my mom picked up in the 70s and gave me years ago. I haven't seen a ring like it since.

i fucks with it. i'd put it on a necklace but that's just me.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Nigga...Nigga.

I can't believe nobody tried hitting on her. I don't believe it for a second.

She's one intimidating woman.

anybody that's familiar w/ her work knows that everybody aint built for that. lord knows i'd try and chop that tree down though.

I see dudes talk big game a lot at Porn Star Karaoke and bitch up when it comes time to talking to the chicks. Most of them are really cool. Although I did spaz when I was walking in Santa Monica and saw Lia Lor. I was going to talk to her and half to walking up to her I turned around like a punk. She saw it and came over to talk to me. Straight up made fun of me for being a punk ass dude.

She's like my perfect woman tho. So you guys understand.

 

[Gorillaz]

Most people couldn't keep up with a porn star and even fewer could keep up with Gianna Michaels. And she looks like the type that would clown your ass afterwards and go on twitter about that shit lol.


Also @ the devo picture, I can't unsee that legend of zelda ring.

 

[DominoKid]

i'm not the swiftest with the ladies, but i cant deal w/ this "men & women cant be friends" crap. i mean damn, are we not all people? is it not possible to build a relationship out common hobbies and interests? do women really think that all we want deep down is sex? do women really think that lowly of us? i feel objectified. reading that thread gave me a fucking headache.

 

[iavi]

anybody that's familiar w/ her work knows that everybody aint built for that. lord knows i'd try and chop that tree down though.

She's one intimidating woman.

Fellas. She's a big girl with a bunch of attitude. That's been my MO since diapers.

Most people couldn't keep up with a porn star and even fewer could keep up with Gianna Michaels. And she looks like the type that would clown your ass afterwards and go on twitter about that shit lol

She could take all of my 30 seconds to vine. Don't sweat this dude none. Lord knows that's probably about as long as I'd last.

 

[DominoKid]

Miizy trying to be the first Vine pornstar

 

[cdyhybrid]

Most people couldn't keep up with a porn star and even fewer could keep up with Gianna Michaels. And she looks like the type that would clown your ass afterwards and go on twitter about that shit lol.

I would gladly get clowned by Gianna after my 20 seconds.

i'm not the swiftest with the ladies, but i cant deal w/ this "men & women cant be friends" crap. i mean damn, are we not all people? is it not possible to build a relationship out common hobbies and interests? do women really think that all we want deep down is sex? do women really think that lowly of us? i feel objectified. reading that thread gave me a fucking headache.

That video that just got posted is pretty funny though.

 

[Recon]

Who cares if you couldnt keep up with a porn star. No one said anything about wifeing her up, just smash and go.

 

[TheKaeptain]

i'm not the swiftest with the ladies, but i cant deal w/ this "men & women cant be friends" crap. i mean damn, are we not all people? is it not possible to build a relationship out common hobbies and interests? do women really think that all we want deep down is sex? do women really think that lowly of us? i feel objectified. reading that thread gave me a fucking headache.

I don't even go into those threads. One of my best friends is a woman who many people think is beautiful. I would never go out with her. She's my friend. It's that simple. I became her friend in my pop culture class because she needed help understanding Foucault. I think there are a lot of people on the internet that never had real friendships with women (or men for that matter) because they were raised to see the other sex as a tool for intercourse.

 

[DominoKid]

new bishban.gif

 

[iavi]

That gif would be nearly GOAT if it said banned as soon as Miguel posed to start singing again

 

[EscoBlades]

Dat ring!

Dat gif!!

Just woke up and am catching up on the thread. Man, i feel bad for Kaep!

 

[Rayven_king]

I would give gianna the greatest 10 pumps of her life then take a nap

 

[FreeMufasa]

A little more natural lighting.

I beg yuh a fuck

 

[Slayven]

Got some great news this morning. Going to be coming into some Vita money.

 

[EscoBlades]

I would give gianna the greatest 10 pumps of her life then take a nap

7 tops! Then i'd be out for days!

Got some great news this morning. Going to be coming into some Vita money.

Save it for PS4.