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The Black Culture Thread |OT3| Lighten Up
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I probably get one after Christmas. No launch hardware for this negro.
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
yea. Not to beat a dead horse, but the jewelry is fly Devo.
Probably because she is a Black lantern.
A legdrop AND a jumpkick, goddamn
Vince McMahon, holla at ya boy
That's a Wolf Hawkfield move right there
PartTimeWarrior
Banned
Forgot to post what happened Saturday night at work
Around 4AM a guy walks in, grabs a cart, and goes about his business. After a few minutes he goes to a rack of candy and starts to pick up boxes full of 100 Grand bars, Whatchamacallits, Snickers, etc. He doesn't seem drunk or anything, but I'm curious why hes picking up all this candy.
Me: "Sir, are you alright?"
Him: "Yeah just need some candy"
Me: "Alright, I'll be right here if you need any help"
After 5 minutes he's picked up all the candy from the rack and dumped it into the cart. Then he sees our Trading card rack and picks up all of that. I call up my coworker and manager to the front because either this guy is out of his mind or he's about to try some shady shit. He comes up to my register and says "I WANT TO BUY ALL OF THIS, WHEN I GET TO A TOTAL OF $75 LET ME KNOW"
He starts to stack up candy on certain parts of the table. He wants to have some candy in bags, some in his pocket, and some in his hand. I get to $75, he pays in debit and gets $100 cash back. Repeat another 4 times. Were halfway through the cart when he sees we have Texas Instrument calculators on sale. He says "HOLD THAT FOR ME I'LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST NEED SOME FRESH AIR"
He walks out and leaves his bags. My manager says since he's paying with debit its fine. After a few minutes, 2 older gentlemen walk in and the guy is crouched behind them walking slowly like hes on the prowl. One of them turns around and yells out "IF YOU DON'T GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME I'LL HIT YOU IN THE GOD DAMN HEAD"
He backs off and then stands still for a moment. At that moment a Phil Collins song comes on over the speakers and he starts to break down crying. My manager approaches him and asks if he needs to go to a hospital. His eyes get fucking huge and he just screams out "I NEED PHIL COLLINS TO COME HERE RIGHT NOW AND WRITE LYRICS ON MY BODY". My coworker goes to the store phone and calls 911.
5 minutes later a cop comes in and sits him down. He starts talking to the cop and apparently he smoked some K2 an hour earlier. He left in an ambulance but apparently he wanted to go to the police station instead.
What a night
EDIT: Oh and I had to put back half of the shit he didn't buy, that asshole
Around 4AM a guy walks in, grabs a cart, and goes about his business. After a few minutes he goes to a rack of candy and starts to pick up boxes full of 100 Grand bars, Whatchamacallits, Snickers, etc. He doesn't seem drunk or anything, but I'm curious why hes picking up all this candy.
Me: "Sir, are you alright?"
Him: "Yeah just need some candy"
Me: "Alright, I'll be right here if you need any help"
After 5 minutes he's picked up all the candy from the rack and dumped it into the cart. Then he sees our Trading card rack and picks up all of that. I call up my coworker and manager to the front because either this guy is out of his mind or he's about to try some shady shit. He comes up to my register and says "I WANT TO BUY ALL OF THIS, WHEN I GET TO A TOTAL OF $75 LET ME KNOW"
He starts to stack up candy on certain parts of the table. He wants to have some candy in bags, some in his pocket, and some in his hand. I get to $75, he pays in debit and gets $100 cash back. Repeat another 4 times. Were halfway through the cart when he sees we have Texas Instrument calculators on sale. He says "HOLD THAT FOR ME I'LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST NEED SOME FRESH AIR"
He walks out and leaves his bags. My manager says since he's paying with debit its fine. After a few minutes, 2 older gentlemen walk in and the guy is crouched behind them walking slowly like hes on the prowl. One of them turns around and yells out "IF YOU DON'T GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME I'LL HIT YOU IN THE GOD DAMN HEAD"
He backs off and then stands still for a moment. At that moment a Phil Collins song comes on over the speakers and he starts to break down crying. My manager approaches him and asks if he needs to go to a hospital. His eyes get fucking huge and he just screams out "I NEED PHIL COLLINS TO COME HERE RIGHT NOW AND WRITE LYRICS ON MY BODY". My coworker goes to the store phone and calls 911.
5 minutes later a cop comes in and sits him down. He starts talking to the cop and apparently he smoked some K2 an hour earlier. He left in an ambulance but apparently he wanted to go to the police station instead.
What a night
EDIT: Oh and I had to put back half of the shit he didn't buy, that asshole
K2? Is that some new crack?I don't blame gas stations that lockup and make you pay by window. I would do that 24 hours a day.
PartTimeWarrior
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Synthetic weed apparently
GotEmRunnin
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That K2 is real out here. Them boys back home call it spice. It has killed one dude that I know of, that's what folks are spreading anyway.
These new ways of getting high fry your brain.
Hindbrain senses her fertility.
EscoBlades
Ubisoft Marketing
GotEmRunnin
Member
You are more than a man. It is your sworn duty to impregnate her and leave her shamed, cold and alone.
I will dub thee Sir Smash and Dash.
Future PhaZe
Member
I've been on the "can she choke me to death with those legs" wagon for a little while now.
Ran in a 5k on Saturday and the amount of quality, fit booties were available to follow no matter what pace you went.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
Wow. Lmao at the phil colllins bit. What a crazy motherfucker.
K2 is no joke though. People smoke it to get around parole and shit but every single story I have heard about it is really awful. You get a super strong high straight away but it really fries your brain. One of my friend's boyfriend got on it to still get high and avoid parole violation. He was always pretty mellow but dude got in these fits of rage after smoking that were terrible.
Don't fuck with synthetic drugs ya'll.
Cause weed if from the earth.
One of us
Cowboom that shit save some money and load of thing are on sale right now
http://www.6aming.com/may-ps-vita-deals/3/
http://www.cowboom.com/product/1150385
got my for 159. But that included Tax and I bought a year warranty on top of it
Future PhaZe
Member
somebody on craigslist gonna be desperate eventually
Got my Ps3 slim with like 20 blurays for 130 lulz
Got my Ps3 slim with like 20 blurays for 130 lulz
hmmmm my ps3 is dieing ....
MorisUkunRasik
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The possibility of illumiroom being apart of the next Xbox has me intrigued. Could be really cool in he right hands.
Kojima or a horror game with light room would be amazing
I see some good deals on Craigslist. But I am scared of being stuffed in an oil drum fucking with some cat.
Future PhaZe
Member
My new thing now is to just shoot me an upside down picture of the thing working. After that just meet me somewhere in public.
I've rarely bought things off of CL that ended up shitting the bed down the road. Either its fucked from day 1 or its good.
And meeting in public severely limits the chance of insanity.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
I spent a ton of time this past weekend watching and reading about the old television show Unsolved Mysteries.
The paranormal/UFO episodes were always dumb but I remember being terrified as a kid watching the ones about missing people, murders/rapes and abductions.
I also realized this weekend they still scare the shit out of me. I think the combination of Robert Stack's narration and the dramatic music could make even a visit to the grocery store terrifying.
The paranormal/UFO episodes were always dumb but I remember being terrified as a kid watching the ones about missing people, murders/rapes and abductions.
I also realized this weekend they still scare the shit out of me. I think the combination of Robert Stack's narration and the dramatic music could make even a visit to the grocery store terrifying.
lol
EscoBlades
Ubisoft Marketing
Gaming side just exploded because of that PS4 teaser video. Right on cue.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjXU1anoC5Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjXU1anoC5Y
CrazyDogg77
Member
You know I really wish I could watch a youtube video without encountering some extremely racist comments. Shit is tiring.
EscoBlades
Ubisoft Marketing
YT comments are where intelligence goes to die. I remember when i used to upload regularly, and did a vlog once. The number of stupid and racist comments i had to delete and block blew my mind. It was my last vlog.
What's so exciting about this video?
Future PhaZe
Member
fanboy baiting
GDDR5
nothing at all we all knew it was a black box i think people are excited cause its close to E3 and everyone is ready to move on from ps3 and 360
I just went from "I'll hang around a bit in Omaha and help get some improvements for my mom's house and then go to Portland" to "holy fucking shit if I could just have a place automatically lined up in Portland and all I have to do is show up with first/last and deposit I'd fucking do it tomorrow" in about the span of 5 hours.
Did they do this video with Unreal engine? spent forever waiting for the bump maps and textures to load in
edit: from that thread
Did they do this video with Unreal engine? spent forever waiting for the bump maps and textures to load in
edit: from that thread
MorisUkunRasik
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Not a damn thing. It's meant to rile up those who are already mentally lined up for it. Seeing vents, corners and logos doesn't do much for me, and I'm pretty excited for the thing in general.
EscoBlades
Ubisoft Marketing
ViewtifulJC
Banned
That was literally a video of nothing.
Future PhaZe
Member
Relevant again?
damn gaming side don't play
CrazyDogg77
Member
Lol what the hell.
Lemme just go ahead and try to encapsulate my whole opinion on this damn thing as succinctly as I can:
Ideally, both parties should be upfront with their feelings on this, but that is god damned difficult for some people. Some people just straight-up suck at communicating with other human beings, and that's probably the source of a shitload of relationship problems.
EscoBlades
Ubisoft Marketing
MS will show the box. They don't have much choice.
K2 is that bullshit. Smoked it once w/ some buddies who couldnt smoke weed just to see what it's like. The problem was I smoked it like weed but the high takes a bit longer to run up on you. When it was coming on, I knew something wasn't right because I felt awful. Then the entire upper half of my body shut down and hunched over like a malfunctioning robot. My friends said I was bent over for a good 10 seconds and then I popped back up like I came out of the baptizing water. I'm good on that. I'll just stick w/ weed. I've never had a bad experience w/ weed.
American dad reflecting real life I guess. Poor Sinbad.
His kids are pieces of shit. He had a reality show and they were spoiled as shit.
Man I have no motivation to do shit right now. Idleness is incredibly detrimental to my work ethic.
I'm back at home living in a shitty city w/ boring people that can't picture a life outside of the city limits. The bar scene is nonexistent. The girls are all in high school. The college here doesn't really have a big summer session so all my friends here are gone. I'm at least 30 mins from anybody I'd like to hang out with so everything requires a bit of advance planning. I miss my friends (at school, at home and in my hometown) and I'm BORED AS FUCK. I've become a bit of a Snapchat addict because it's my friend circle's favorite way to contact each other right now. And it can be pretty damn funny.
I should be looking for a job, and yet I feel no inspiration to for more than like an hour a day. The highlight of my day is learning how to cook dope shit, because lord knows my mom can't. That and working out.
I would just pack my shit up and go back to school, despite how much I hate it, since I have 2 more months on my lease up there, but being around campus is hazardous to my bank account.
And the voice in the back of my head is screaming "Fuck all the bullshit. Go join the Air Force or something."
I don't know what to do with myself.
And I still haven't gotten anything for graduation or my birthday. </saltiness>
I'm back at home living in a shitty city w/ boring people that can't picture a life outside of the city limits. The bar scene is nonexistent. The girls are all in high school. The college here doesn't really have a big summer session so all my friends here are gone. I'm at least 30 mins from anybody I'd like to hang out with so everything requires a bit of advance planning. I miss my friends (at school, at home and in my hometown) and I'm BORED AS FUCK. I've become a bit of a Snapchat addict because it's my friend circle's favorite way to contact each other right now. And it can be pretty damn funny.
I should be looking for a job, and yet I feel no inspiration to for more than like an hour a day. The highlight of my day is learning how to cook dope shit, because lord knows my mom can't. That and working out.
I would just pack my shit up and go back to school, despite how much I hate it, since I have 2 more months on my lease up there, but being around campus is hazardous to my bank account.
And the voice in the back of my head is screaming "Fuck all the bullshit. Go join the Air Force or something."
I don't know what to do with myself.
And I still haven't gotten anything for graduation or my birthday. </saltiness>
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