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The Black Culture Thread |OT3| Lighten Up
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man people will always like touching your hair. i popped in my neighbor's party last night for a bit after avoiding them for a while. them girls couldn't stop talking about it. "omg your hair is so long" *touch* *pull* *rub* "and it's soft like cotton too." real quote mind you. the stone faces that line got from the crowd were hilarious.
i'm not gonna act like i don't lowkey enjoy it though.
i wish all girls <16 were invisible or came w/ a marker indicating age. it'd be so much easier and i wouldn't feel like a creeper when i find out some girl i've been checking out is only 15.
Angelus Errare
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Truth, I hate seeing a "woman" with a nice body and turn around and find out she's 16 D:. Worse is when THEY start hittin on you...like I swear cops are hiding in wait.
I have a MPK mini that I use when I'm traveling with the ol laptop and don't feel like taking the MPC with me. It's serviceable, honestly thinking about getting a maschine.
I have a MPK mini that I use when I'm traveling with the ol laptop and don't feel like taking the MPC with me. It's serviceable, honestly thinking about getting a maschine.
Devolution
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How I tell someone is young: Wait till they open their mouth.
I'll be honest, same way. Just don't wake me up if I'm sleeping, dammit :lol
edit: when the school nurse would come through with the toothpick to check for lice on everyone's heads, I would almost fall asleep from how relaxing it felt. Do they still do that these days?
But see that still isn't a good way to tell for me. There's plenty of older people(in there 20's) that talk like children.
Devolution
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My advice is still sound.
My problem is I have middle school kids and highschool kids trying to flirt with ya. I've had this happen alot at certain metro stops when schools let out. Still I find my situation better than yours but it still feels kinda weird none the less.
Have an MPK mini too, but I haven't touched it in months. Learning how to make beats was too overwhelming for me.
Bruce Lee Kicks
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Hella weird. I would just grow my facial hair to make myself look older, if it didn't look bummy.
they never even checked me at school. i never bought into the whole "black people dont get lice" thing. that just doesnt add up
see i assume they're dumb before i assume youth.
oh that doesn't happen to me much. it did a few times at the beach*, but i just humored them and kept it moving.
*vast majority of the young locals are either high school kids or failures. the folks that are worth a damn leave and don't come back until they have money.
Well see that's gonna be a problem for me right there. All I can grow is a little chin hair and mini side burns. I've tried some hair products once upon a time, but something made me break out so I stopped.
I wish I could trust ya, but you had a tag change and I don't know why it happened.
TheKaeptain
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Rastafarian42
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soundscream
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Dem some birthing hips!
Spring-Loaded
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Got this when I had my fro. It's demeaning, isn't it? On the rare occasion people asked, I said no, except for this really fine chick in high school who moaned while groping my hair
And lol @ the bolded. I'm going to try to cut my own hair in the next few days too. Best of luck if you go that route.
Dreams-Visions
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dat camel.
goes hard on mute. so...solid. hnnngh.
Uno Venova
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Spring-Loaded
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I'm home from work, so I can see this vid now
Andressa Soares, nickname "Mulher Melancia," which means "Watermelon Woman," in Portuguese.
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Andressa Soares, nickname "Mulher Melancia," which means "Watermelon Woman," in Portuguese.
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FreeMufasa
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What I gotta do?
soundscream
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Your pay check.....all of it!
fixed
Devolution
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White people stop embarrassing me. Whatever I hope some POS would say something about my relationship like that. I'll tell them to build a time machine so they can take their asses back to the 50s and the fuck away from me.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
"you a 9 and I'm the 1 you need"
mexicans are still white people. i learned something today.
bobbychalkers
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"If you're white you're white. If you're colored you go with colored people and keep it in you're family. Don't put it in someobody else's."
She said that shit as if melanin was a disease.
Devolution
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Yo wait what. Or was that from that racist ABC show?
from that clip i linked. when the old lady is talking to the host.
Devolution
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Oh I don't remember that part. I watched that vid a long time ago, didn't feel like sitting through it again.
Professor Beef
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I don't know why I'm laughing so hard at that black actor being named "Carlton" in that clip. Dude must've had a hell of a time growing up.
soundscream
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If your black and live in Utah and don't play for the Jazz or have a college scholarship your doing it wrong.
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
Wtf is the etiquette for tipping a belly dancer? With a stripper, you know you can throw money, slide it in, or do whatever with your coins...without looking out of the element. Didn't want to be one of the 3 black men there, ruining it for everyone by looking hella ratchet. lawl
Professor Beef
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"A pretty girl like her would pick something like that."
What in the FUCK.
What in the FUCK.
Professor Beef
Banned
I just now saw her say that. Does this mean I'm eligible for some of that white privilege?
Devolution
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Probably not.
Professor Beef
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MorisUkunRasik
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White enough for the census, too spicy for that second interview.
TheKaeptain
Banned
That old man was so embarrassed by his wife.
Only if you're lighter. One of my Mexican friends looks like Colin Farrell and people always think he is white. If course if they knew his name was Jesus and not Jesse...
I was looking at that but I was like for $400 the sounds better be legit.
I wish there was somewhere I could try it out.
Devolution
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They should have had the white dad be all "Why can't you get back with Skyler? He beat you and all but at least he's white."
Rastafarian42
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This one has a lot more people standing up for what's right than the other videos I've seen.
This is precisely why I maintain my beard. I look 10 years younger than I actually am without it, and even it still doesn't work sometimes. I just hope this works to my advantage when I'm in my mid 30's or something.
TheKaeptain
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Texas is weird man.
Jest Chillin
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Look.. I know people love the shit out of their Jay Z.. but how the hell is Reasonable Doubt a "classic" when nobody was checking for that shit until AFTER Jay blew up? I say the same shit to Em stans who claim Infinite is "classic." If that shit wasn't immediately accepted and recognized and THEN stood the test of time, that shit ain't classic.
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