The controversial pronunciations thread

This thread makes me hurt. It's hard to imagine some of these pronunciations.

Indeed it does. Typing them out doesn't help as much when you don't know the persons accent.

Some of these phonetics only sound right according to the usual American accent.

Gif is pronounced with a hard G, anyone who says otherwise can't be trusted.

Giff all the way. Jif is forever a cleaning product to me.


I always pronounced Tidus Tie-dus not Tee-dus, because Tee-dus sounds fucking dumb

I know it's Tee-Duss, but I agree that it sounds dumb. =)

Not pronunciation but:

People who misspell Vergil from DMC as Virgil.

"Rogue the Bat" D=


I also say Snez/Sness because hell, a lot of initials are pronounced as words/acronyms. (BUPA, DARPA, FEMA, etc.) Basically most initials over 3 letters.

And my main peeve relating to pronunciation: IT IS LA (Like singing) -RA (Like the Egyptian sun god)
It is not Lair - Ah, and it is certainly not Laura because that is a different name entirely!
 
Do you pronounce CIA "See ya"?

No, but do you pronounce NASA as en-ey-es-ey or NATO as en-ey-tee-oh? There are some differences between acronyms and initialisms but as far as I know, there's no clear rule about it. The wiki page on acronyms also shows some nice examples of combinations like MS-DOS where the usual pronunciation is ehm-es-dohs.

I've been saying SNES and NES as whole words instead of initialisms my whole life and I suspect a large part of Europe does also, but I'm probably pulling that out of my ass right now.
 
It's most definitely supposed to be prounounced La-rah.

It's funny all this talk about 'Laura' being pronounced as "Lore-ah' when I have an aunt named 'Laura' and we all pronounce it as 'Lah-rah.'

This whole Lara Laura thing just confuses me. I've only thought the name had one pronunciation- 'Lah-rah.'
 
I've been saying SNES and NES as whole words instead of initialisms my whole life and I suspect a large part of Europe does also, but I'm probably pulling that out of my ass right now.
I'm pretty sure that's the common way to say it in the Netherlands as well. I've always pronounced it "ness" and "sness". Didn't even know until recently that it's pronounced differently in other regions.
 
No, but do you pronounce NASA as en-ey-es-ey or NATO as en-ey-tee-oh? There are some differences between acronyms and initialisms but as far as I know, there's no clear rule about it. The wiki page on acronyms also shows some nice examples of combinations like MS-DOS where the usual pronunciation is ehm-es-dohs.

I've been saying SNES and NES as whole words instead of initialisms my whole life and I suspect a large part of Europe does also, but I'm probably pulling that out of my ass right now.

Fair enough, but where are you guys getting "Snez" from?
 
For what it's worth, the word scuba was originated from "SCUBA", an acronym. So when some people pronounce SNES like an actual word, please understand.

Well, laser is 'light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation',
radar is 'radio detection and ranging',
PIN is 'Personal Identification Number',
and aids is 'acquired immunodeficiency syndrome'

Also, am I the only one who pronounce CBOAT as "see boat"? I guess not.

Exactly. I will gladly continue to say "Nes" and "Snes", anything else is just a mouthful.
 
Jag-u-arrr vs Jagwaaaar vs jagwire.

Fair enough, but where are you guys getting "Snez" from?

Probably the same people who ride the buzz and not the buss or even basss. Ooop north in UK it was always a snez unless you were either a bit camp, somewhat affected or the type of person who didn't lower themselves to ride on buzzes or busses, but then Daddy probably bought you a Neo Geo anyway.

Giff all the way. Jif is forever a cleaning product to me.

You mean Cif? Jif is a plastic lemon and an anal was to say gif.
 
Find it odd that Mario's name causes confusion considering it is a real name. Though the big difference seems to be how long you decide to hold the 'a'. Despite the games having a short 'a' sound people still insist of calling him Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaario. Same problem with Yoshi. People agree it is Yo-shi, but while the games say Yo-shi some people insist of calling him Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-shi.
 
Find it odd that Mario's name causes confusion considering it is a real name. Though the big difference seems to be how long you decide to hold the 'a'. Despite the games having a short 'a' sound people still insist of calling him Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaario. Same problem with Yoshi. People agree it is Yo-shi, but while the games say Yo-shi some people insist of calling him Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-shi.

I always hold the "a" in Mario for at least twenty seconds. Is that incorrect?
 
Y'all mofos need to learn German. Suddenly you no longer will feel the need to put an O (WTF?!) in the pronunciation of U-bisoft.
 
You mean Cif? Jif is a plastic lemon and an anal was to say gif.

They changed it to Cif in 2001. It will forever be Jif to me. (Even though the lemon juice is Jif too)

Both are delicious on pancakes, but the cleaning products have more flavours.

People that pronounce niche as NITCH and not NEESH are the fucking worst.

Oh dear god, this. Surely people know the basics of other languages. Or at least their own. =/
Edit: I realise this sounds kinda snobbish, but internet pls.
 
The soft R in Ryo from Shenmue has always been difficult for people I think. It sounds almost like Dio to me.
 
The soft R in Ryo from Shenmue has always been difficult for people I think. It sounds almost like Dio to me.

Yeah, a lot of the English actors accidentally went for the hard 'D' sound, when it's actually in between 'd' and 'r'. Difficult for English speakers. It's more like a roll on the tongue, but I'm sure that's hard to portray to actors if they are trying it for the first time.
 
Yeah, a lot of the English actors accidentally went for the hard 'D' sound, when it's actually in between 'd' and 'r'. Difficult for English speakers. It's more like a roll on the tongue, but I'm sure that's hard to portray to actors if they are trying it for the first time.

Probably help if they pronounced it as OOL-RIO, wiht the OOL being very quick.
They'd be closer at least.

(That's for anyone who may be learning something from this thread. =D )
 
I dont know if this counts but I used to work in games retail & the best mis-pronunciation I've heard was when somebody asked for 'Lenor' pronounced as in the fabric softener. Me & my colleagues were dumfounded until the customer brought the pre-order case to the counter..........LA Noire
 
So what is the correct pronunciation for Ubisoft?

Please don't say ooh-bee-soft.

I want video proof of a Ubisoft PR or developer saying it.
 
I dont know if this counts but I used to work in games retail & the best mis-pronunciation I've heard was when somebody asked for 'Lenor' pronounced as in the fabric softener. Me & my colleagues were dumfounded until the customer brought the pre-order case to the counter..........LA Noire
Hahaha, that's great. Probably pronounced it "Lanor"?

Tbqh, I'd have no idea how to spell this myself. Probably would go with

El-Äy Noaa
 
You mean Cif? Jif is a plastic lemon and an anal was to say gif.
Nope, he means Jif
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It changed to Cif a while ago
 
In Colombia they say Super Mario Bross (as in floss). Drives me insane.

Also Wii-ooh.

It's just down to them pronouncing the things as if they were Spanish words, though.

Some of my favourite non-videogame ones are col-gah-tay (Colgate) es-prite (Sprite).

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Ooh-be-soft or you-be -soft

Snez or es-en-ee-es

Mah-rio or maw-rio

Four-za or Fort-za


Fight!

SNES... Abbreviations w four or more letters usually get said like a world. OSHA, PETA, FIFA vs NFL, FBI CIA

MARIO: my uncles name is mario... Mare-io, hates when people say mawrio

Forza... There's to t... Forza
 
I say "Lou-pahn" which is what the Geneon dub of Lupin III used. The other dubs all say Loo-pin, which is just irritating.



If everyone took the time to enunciate the "t" sound it would sound very strange.



"Essnesser" made me laugh more than it probably should have. :) I prefer to say "Super NES" in casual conversation with people I know, and if someone calls it "Sness" I give them a confused look.



That's...just the correct way to pronounce pizza.



Not all Americans pronounce Mario "maw-rio". But despite Mario himself saying "Ma-ri-o", other characters aren't as consistent. Listen to how Peach says it at the end of Super Mario 64, and then contrast that with "It's-ah-me, Ma-ri-o" from the same game: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4NpBtAu79g

I always pronounce it "Ma-ri-o" (with a short a), not "Maw-ri-o" or "Mah-ri-o". :D
 
Called them chock-obos for 15 years, y'know, like chocolate.

Then FFXIII came out. Fucking choke-obos? Just sounds a bit morbid. Cheers, Square.
 
I dont know if this counts but I used to work in games retail & the best mis-pronunciation I've heard was when somebody asked for 'Lenor' pronounced as in the fabric softener. Me & my colleagues were dumfounded until the customer brought the pre-order case to the counter..........LA Noire

:D
That's just brilliant!
 
"you-be-soft" because it short for "Ubiquitous Software" at least that's what I heard a rep say on one of the old 1-up podcasts.
 
BIB: Yeah, me too! I always thought that was the pronounciation.

Much like Teedus/Tide-us I actually started to adhere to it, to change the way I spoke so that it was correct to the J-pronounciation.

And then I just thought fuck it, I'm British, I should stick to the dialect that feels natural. So chock-obos and Tide-us it is.
 
I thought UbiSoft is derived from the words "ubiquitous" and "software"

So that would mean Yu-be-soft.

Though I have been in the Ubi HQ and heard it said Oo-bi-soft. :D
 
Another slightly off topic one (though he is in plenty of games): Charles Xavier.

ZAY-VEE-ER.
(The soft X of Great Britain)
 
Yet the games always said it correctly...in the US.
And what "official material" are you talking about anyway? The orignal animated movie, Street Fighter 2 V and the Alpha movie all pronounce it correctly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cWVFasTOw2Y#t=124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=yTeFELGlbdA#t=89
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=bEh9X5xAy3E#t=31

The horrendous American cartoon and some commercials and other American-made promo material.
 
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