Hey guys, I'm not hating on Sony. This was typed to someone in an AIM chat, so be mindful of the blatant (yet comical) bias. =P
Sony's Conference: Talks about how they're the best and neglects the fact that they're in last place. Talks about stupid PS3 features no one cares about. Showcases Home and says it'll be available before Christmas. Shows off a few first-party titles, 3rd party, and notes their new "innovations" in each endeavor they have. Then either talks about the lack of games on the PSP, OR announces the PSP2. (Probably the PSP2). Gives a few details about it, lies a little, and shows some really awesome trailer where a guy with a perfect haircut is having the time of his life with his new touch-screen portable. Then, right before it's over, a trailer for God Of War 3 pops up, and Kaz blows a giant load of clue-goo on the audience.