My call to my local EB (Everett, WA at the mall!)
Me : Will you guys have Oblivion for sale today?
EB : Today is the ship day.
Me : So no? YOu won't have it there for sale today?
EB : Teleportation technology is not advanced enough for it to be here today.
Me : Huh?
EB : UPS is just not up to warp speed yet.
Me : Could you just say "yes" or "no"
EB : No
Me : No you are not getting it today to sell?
EB : No, I can't say just yes or no...I'm kidding, no, we will sell it tomorrow.
Me : Ok thanks.
EB : Would you like to preorder it?
Me : No thanks I did already.
EB : Good, it will be here tomorrow, we will call you.
Bascially there were a few more comment as I asked if he is getting a lot of calls today (they are flooded with em he said). I wasn't trying to be a dork, he just sounded "jokey" while I talked to him...lol
Warp speed!