Slurpy2k20
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People are aggravated because the level of hand-holding in this game is atrocious. The game insists on constantly stating the obvious, without any option in game to turn off these hints and assists. You have to hear the same explanation for the same things every time you turn your Wii back on. Fi must think you have ADD or the memory of an newborn baby.
This coupled with the motion controls has already set this back game into Obnoxious As Hell territory. There is nothing smooth about the controls. Fighting thewas aggravating because Link seems to completely miss the cue to do a front stab. Shaking of gel monsters invariably can lead to you doing a spinning slash, which can lead to you getting shocked if those blob monsters around you happen to be electric. Link insists on doing a full backflip after doing a killing blow, even if it means he falls right off a pillar to his "death". The bowling motion for throwing bombs can be incredibly frustrating because half the time, he ends up back to a neutral position rather than bowling it (no problems with the overhead toss). I could go on and on about these controls.scorpion boss
The loftwing and beetle controls aren't bad, however, and just take some time to get used to. I find trying to put keys into doors a bit more cumbersome but it's more of an annoyance than anything. I can deal with it.
Thank god the story is fun and the dungeons are great. The boss fights (motion issues aside) are also loads of fun.
I will say that at least this game is better than TwP.
For me, on so many occasions, Fi has instantly fucked my mood by 180. Whenever I have even a slight feeling of wonder and suspense, she makes sure to rape it out of me and convert it to feelings of frustration and indifference. She undeniably and singlehandedly has ruined so many moments for me in the game. I don't know what the fuck they were thinking.
Latest example:
So I'm in the sandship with the tentacles coming out everywhere and it's sinking, I know the boss is coming up and I'll have to fight the head, most probably when I get out of the ship. I get to the door, and am looking forward to stepping outside, and as I approach Fi pops out with 'HEY THIS IS A 95% CHANCE THAT THE MAIN BODY IS OUTSIDE THAT DOOR IT IS SCARY AND ARE YOU PREPARED TO FIGHT IT' .. thanks for that Fi, you just fucked up my mood and I don't even CARE about it anymore bc you destroyed every hint of wonder, curiosity, and excitement I may have had by telling me exactly what to expect. Why? Shit like this happens over and over in the game, not once adding to the experience. OH LOOK A BIG DOOR LIKE THE LAST 5 YOU ENCOUNTERED, YOU NEED TO FIND A KEY TO INSERT IN IT! 35 hrs in, Nintendo assumes you've been playing for 5 minutes. Always manages to fuck up all the buildup the game might have created. I guess my standards have risen abit over the past 10 years, and my patience for this shit has decreased.