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[Euron]

I never thought this would happen on GAF lol. New Year's Day and we already have a nominee for best thread of 2015.

 

[HabeeNo]

So good. Year barely started and we have a Thread of the Year contender LOL

 

[J B]

hahaha funniest thing ive read all century! most epic thread ever! so totally not a made up story! op is stupid ! worthy of 10 plus pages !

 

[RoboPlato]

I can't believe the OP decided to quit and restart instead of just stopping to let a theoretical fail state take you to the last checkpoint.

 

[Radec]

LOL.

thanks for the laugh OP. You ruthless motherfucker. Let Zeus go.

 

[katsubento]

This is going be a good year. First day and we have awesome threads like this.


Keep on pressing OP!

 

[SmokedMeat]

Did you release all that pent up anger OP? Poor Zeus lol

 

[Zoggy]

i too, mashed circle for about 5 minutes then got tired and stopped...

i believe OP

 

[Shifty1897]

Is this like the thread where someone got to the Castle in RE4 before they realised they could run?

True story, girl I knew beat RE4 without realizing you could zoom in the scope on the sniper rifle.

...She's a doctor now.

 

[thelastcrusader]

Wow. How many years of rage did you let out on that poor bastard? And were you screaming "Zeus!!!" the whole time?

 

[Loxley]

Fucking :lol

 

[Guimac09]

Thanks for the laugh OP

 

[Green Wiggly]

True story, girl I knew beat RE4 without realizing you could zoom in the scope on the sniper rifle.

...She's a doctor now.

Part where you have to snipe enemies around Ashley must have been hardcore.

 

[MaximumSpider]

This is going to be a great year, I can feel it.

 

[Bricky]

Obligatory.

Haha, perfect.

For those who haven't played The Stanley Parable or missed the easter egg, spoilers.

 

[Apoc29]

What is the minimum amount of punches required to advance the scene? Someone must test...for science.

 

[KevMan1815]

True story, girl I knew beat RE4 without realizing you could zoom in the scope on the sniper rifle.

...She's a doctor now.

Something similar happened to me in the original Splinter Cell. I never knew you could zoom the rifle Sam has and couldn't beat the last part. Looked at a walk through online to figure out what I was doing wrong. Felt like an idiot. Oops.

 

[FTF]

lol I don't believe you op, but this reminds me how awesome gow3 is...bring on 4 on ps4!

 

[cris7198]

lol
I remember thinking "Why this guy doesn't die?!"
thanks for the laugh OP

 

[darkwing]

sobs, he is already dead you monster

 

[gameoverbro]

2015 is going to be a great year lol.

 

[william_557]

Stop pressing circle.

can't believe this isn't just general knowledge the screen goes completely red

 

[Ninja Scooter]

this is the new "how do I get past the pipe?"

 

[NateDrake]

this is the new "how do I get past the pipe?"

"Why can't metroid crawl?"

 

[Garou]

Spoiler

From Gunpoint.

The best part is that you actually DO get an achievement for this.

 

[Handal]

This thread, lol !

 

[Puruzi]

Spoiler

From Gunpoint.

Smellycat, Smellycat,
You have to stop punching
Smellycat, Smellycat
It's all your fault

You've played through three Greek-themed games
Now repeatedly hit Zeus in the face a lot
Smellycat, Smellycat,
It's all your fault

You may not be the brightest bulb
You're no friend to circle buttons
When you say glitch, I'll just bet
You didn't wait and hit 'Reset'

Smellycat, Smellycat,
You have to stop punching
Smellycat, Smellycat
It's all your fault

press

to pay respects.

I'm in tears.

 

[iShouldGoPro]

Maybe you should stop pressing circle you monster

lmao!

 

[Corpsepyre]

This thread has gone on for as long as he kept pressing circle. We appreciate the mutual respect, you can thank our design team.

Looking forward to a bright and sunny 2015!

DetectiveGAF, please get onto this one. He could be alluding to something.

 

[itzknickknac]

I haven't gotten around to GoW3 yet, but I'm glad I read the thread for I would probably do the same thing. Thanks, OP lol.

 

[Tizoc]

I was wondering why this thread was so long until I actually read the OP.
I am speechless.

 

[Artex]

Lol; perfect.

 

[Clinton514]

Anger problems? Hahahaha!

Truth be told, I'm glad I wasn't the only one caught up in punching him for a couple of minutes straight.

 

[Phoenician_Viking]

What is the context of this?

 

[ffdgh]

What is the context of this?

Stop, stop he's already dead!

 

[Phoenician_Viking]

When the screen turned red i stopped hitting. I was surprised that it ended that way.

Stop, stop he's already dead!

Thanks.

 

[MMarston]

Only 48 hours and we have thread of the year already.

 

[IndoAssassin]

The only reason I stopped was I got pissed off that nothing was happening so I threw my controller.

 

[kiuo]

Quoting another guy from another thread but it starts at 5min20sec into the clip, if this doesn't take you right to it.

Deadpool =(

 

[SheHateMe]

I laughed. I laughed so much. Jeebus. This is great.

 

[The Amusing Ciderman]

DetectiveGAF, please get onto this one. He could be alluding to something.

Surprised more people haven't been asking. Bright and sunny...hmm?

 

[Death Metalist]

You reminded me of my cousin who did the exact same thing while saying to me "COME ON WHEN IS THIS GOING TO ENDDDD?! HIS FACE IS SMASHED POTATOS" and I was like yeah, it's going to take a while till Kratos is calm while trying to keep a straight face. He then got tired and threw the controller away only for the game to continue on and he had that WTF face. I then told him that it'll only continue when you stop. I couldn't stop laughing.

 

[double jump]

Bright and sunny

That's an interesting choice of words

 

[Rolodzeo]

press

to pay respects.

 

[FunkyLounge]

 

[merrickxx]

 

[T-Rex.]

Was wondering why this thread was so popular :lol

 

[Dr. Buni]

OP should totally get a title. Something like this:

The circle of life.

 

[Krappadizzle]

Who wasn't there with OP their first time? I remember thinking it must be bugged and stopped. And then laughed.

 

[Solid Samus]

Who wasn't there with OP their first time? I remember thinking it must be bugged and stopped. And then laughed.

"man, FUCK Zeus"

"aww yiss I'm gonna beat the shit out of your face now son"

"man i've been beating this face for a while I wonder when I should stop"

"not yet"

"not yeeeet"