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UK PoliGAF thread of tell me about the rabbits again, Dave.


Great decision and good work to get the Chinese on side. Our bank has been talking about this for a while and if China is ever going to become a respected part of the international community then moves like this have to be made. This will lead to the eventual easing of the RMBUSD peg and free float of the RMB which is good for all of us.

Also look for this as the first of a number of moves to increase our trade with China. I expect our exports will increase from around £7bn last year to around £10bn this year and up to £20bn the year after. Not only that, but with London becoming the first real offshore trading centre for RMB the inwards investment from Chinese companies will be pretty huge and deals like the one we brokered last month will be much easier. This is great news for the UK and even though it seems like a small deal, it will eventually turn the UK into the first choice destination for Chinese business in Europe and second only the US in the world.

Deals like this will rebalance the economy in the long term and bring in fresh investment in UK PLC and as many people might have guessed I'm extremely pleased with it. It does, however, mean that I will be reassessing my move to China since China is now coming to London...
 
Great decision and good work to get the Chinese on side. Our bank has been talking about this for a while and if China is ever going to become a respected part of the international community then moves like this have to be made. This will lead to the eventual easing of the RMBUSD peg and free float of the RMB which is good for all of us.

Also look for this as the first of a number of moves to increase our trade with China. I expect our exports will increase from around £7bn last year to around £10bn this year and up to £20bn the year after. Not only that, but with London becoming the first real offshore trading centre for RMB the inwards investment from Chinese companies will be pretty huge and deals like the one we brokered last month will be much easier. This is great news for the UK and even though it seems like a small deal, it will eventually turn the UK into the first choice destination for Chinese business in Europe and second only the US in the world.

Deals like this will rebalance the economy in the long term and bring in fresh investment in UK PLC and as many people might have guessed I'm extremely pleased with it. It does, however, mean that I will be reassessing my move to China since China is now coming to London...

Could you not still do China for a year or so?
 

TCRS

Banned
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/...be-a-warning-about-hidden-UK-liabilities.html

(...)

Some say that at £920bn, around 64pc of GDP, UK national debt is “rather low”. Using the same “Maastricht” definition applied to the likes of Greece and Ireland, British government debt is actually 75pc of GDP. Consider, also that Britain has public sector pension obligations of another £1,150bn – which need to be met only over time, of course, but the bulk of which will come directly from future tax receipts, rather than investment funds, hindering our ability to pay interest on other future debts. Then there are other multi-billion pound hidden government liabilities, not least those related to the disgraceful private finance initiative.

Even excluding these extra fiscal burdens, and sticking to the more flattering non-Maastricht methodology, UK debts soar between now and 2015. By the time we reach “zero deficit” – a moment when the Coalition, if it still exists, will go into uber-spin mode, probably issuing a commemorative postage stamp – official estimates put government debt at more than £1,500bn – no less than five times more than at the turn of the century and three times more than in 2008. And that assumes the UK economy grows as planned and “austerity” is implemented in full.

(...)

Is it really as bad as it sounds or is this more scaremongering? These kind of articles make me feel so depressed...
 
Could you not still do China for a year or so?

I expect so. I still haven't decided on whether to go or not.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/...be-a-warning-about-hidden-UK-liabilities.html



Is it really as bad as it sounds or is this more scaremongering? These kind of articles make me feel so depressed...

It's not scaremongering. Britain is in very poor shape. As someone put it, we are the best looking horse in the glue factory. The country must reduce the deficit over the next few years, our deficit must be 2-3% of GDP by 2015 and eliminated by 2017. If the coalition can't achieve this (even in the face of the Eurozone saga) then they will have failed.
 

kharma45

Member
Didn't even make it out of the first month of the new year without bombs going off in Derry, yes lads!

No doubt it won't be the last since it's the centenary of the signing of the Ulster Covenant.
 

phisheep

NeoGAF's Chief Barrister
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-16616790

Ugh, the Met continues to be a fucking parasite.

I'm a bit surprised at all the speaking clock stuff (doesn't anyone synchronise watches any more?).

Not in the least surprised at vast numbers of calls to directory enquiries, since under PACE 1984 s24(5)(a) for an arrest to be valid one of the key grounds is believing the arrest to be necessary in order to ascertain name and address of the suspect. Directory Enquiries seems a pretty good way of checking on the validity of details given by a suspect, and because it is independent of the police there's a good chance it will stand up in court.

Sure, it could doubtless be done more efficiently in-house, but the evidence could be challenged, you'd need to put more police officers/civilian employees into the witness box. I suspect on the whole the directory enquiries service ends up cheaper. Though what they ought to do is get a bulk discount of course.
 

Meadows

Banned
I'm a bit surprised at all the speaking clock stuff (doesn't anyone synchronise watches any more?).

Not in the least surprised at vast numbers of calls to directory enquiries, since under PACE 1984 s24(5)(a) for an arrest to be valid one of the key grounds is believing the arrest to be necessary in order to ascertain name and address of the suspect. Directory Enquiries seems a pretty good way of checking on the validity of details given by a suspect, and because it is independent of the police there's a good chance it will stand up in court.

Sure, it could doubtless be done more efficiently in-house, but the evidence could be challenged, you'd need to put more police officers/civilian employees into the witness box. I suspect on the whole the directory enquiries service ends up cheaper. Though what they ought to do is get a bulk discount of course.

Oh yeah, sorry it was the talking clock thing I was more annoyed about, the directory line seems to make some amount of sense.
 
Without a proper BritGAF thread I can't really think of a better place to put this, but I have provisionally accepted the job in Shanghai and I start at the end of January 2013. I will be a senior analyst of global markets, it's a pretty broad job title, but it just means I can work on any account I want.
 
CHEEZMO™;34533981 said:
I want somewere I can talk about Irn Bru candy bars and make references to Emmerdale characters.

You watch Emmerdale?

I am disappoint.

Who here likes Jelly Tots? I can't get enough of freakin Jelly Tots.
 

phisheep

NeoGAF's Chief Barrister
Without a proper BritGAF thread I can't really think of a better place to put this, but I have provisionally accepted the job in Shanghai and I start at the end of January. I will be a senior analyst of global markets, it's a pretty broad job title, but it just means I can work on any account I want.

Gosh, starting that quickly?

Good luck mate. Sounds promising.
 
This country will never reach anywhere as long as the morons in charge think the city is the best thing after the North sea oil.

Where the fuck has manufacturing gone? This country economic output is seriously flawed and unbalanced. No wonder the germans are laughing at the brits.
 

kitch9

Banned
This country will never reach anywhere as long as the morons in charge think the city is the best thing after the North sea oil.

Where the fuck has manufacturing gone? This country economic output is seriously flawed and unbalanced. No wonder the germans are laughing at the brits.

Do yourself a favour and stop reading The Sun.
 
Do yourself a favour and stop reading The Sun.

Is he wrong? I doubt the Germans are laughing at us, but the economy is far too dependent on the whims of the City.

Can't tax too much, can't shutdown the tax loopholes, let them off of millions of unpaid tax, etc, as it will drive them away.
 

kitch9

Banned
Is he wrong? I doubt the Germans are laughing at us, but the economy is far too dependent on the whims of the City.

Can't tax too much, can't shutdown the tax loopholes, etc, as it will drive them away.

It's all a bit hysterical, there's areas where we need to improve and drive forward but show me an economy that doesn't
 
It's all a bit hysterical, there's areas where we need to improve and drive forward but show me an economy that doesn't

That wasn't his point, his point was that we're far too dependent on a section that will be all too happy to abandon us as soon we decide to get a little tough with them.

Focusing on increasing manufacturing would be a good idea going forward, it's working wonders for the German and many other economies and would help to drive down unemployment at the same time and it would serve as a nice buffer for when the city decide to screw the UK over...

And for those not paying attention, the UK officially passed the £1 trillion borrowed threshold today,

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/...ebt-passes-1-trillion-for-the-first-time.html

Public sector net debt excluding financial interventions, such as bank bail-outs, rose to £1.004 trillion in December, as the Government borrowed nearly £14bn last month despite its continued austerity drive.

0_o

No doubt they've borrowed due to more people losing their jobs and ending up on JSA.
 
Do yourself a favour and stop reading The Sun.

the sun? the fuck? you don't need be reading the toilet trash to know that this country's economy is serously imbalanced as hell.


That wasn't his point, his point was that we're far too dependent on a section that will be all too happy to abandon us as soon we decide to get a little tough with them.

Focusing on increasing manufacturing would be a good idea going forward, it's working wonders for the German and many other economies and would help to drive down unemployment at the same time and it would serve as a nice buffer for when the city decide to screw us over...

precisely. There's no substitute for producing cold hardened materials ready to be exported.

The casino gambling marketeering lest we not forget caused this crash in the first place
 

Meadows

Banned
surely it's not too big of a problem to start a UK GAF thread?

there's shitloads of city ones, NYC/Chicago/Toronto etc. so I don't see why we aren't allowed.
 

SmokyDave

Member
We had a BritGAF thread and it was killed because we're a bunch of unfriendly bastards.

What we really need is a SmokyDave Appreciation thread where we all post our favourite things about me. Pictures, videos and interpretive dance would be welcome, as would cash gifts.
 
surely it's not too big of a problem to start a UK GAF thread?

there's shitloads of city ones, NYC/Chicago/Toronto etc. so I don't see why we aren't allowed.

The scantily clad chicks helped get the last one shut. If we can refrain from making the new thread look like a 12 year old's bedroom wall, I'm sure it'd be ok.
 
Others were jealous of our beautiful British women, that's the reason the last thread was shut.
That and looking like a tame issue of Zoo.

Someone should make an Eng-GAF thread and let the Scot-GAF thread do it's own thing.

There needs to be a referendum first, though. And before that, we need to arrive at the format of the referendum.
 

Chinner

Banned
the britgaf thread got locked after everyone was being unfriendly (aka english) and because meadows threatened to murder the op with an axe.
 

operon

Member
We had a BritGAF thread and it was killed because we're a bunch of unfriendly bastards.

What we really need is a SmokyDave Appreciation thread where we all post our favourite things about me. Pictures, videos and interpretive dance would be welcome, as would cash gifts.

Now this I like
 

SteveWD40

Member
Brit-Gaf thread became poor mans FHM issue, we tried to arrange a meet up but got all British about it so it never happened.

In summary Brits are great at socialising with other nationality's but crap with each other.
 

Meadows

Banned
I will admit that my introduction of Lucy Pinder to the BritGAF thread made it simultaneously the worst and best thread on NeoGAF.
 
Brit-Gaf thread became poor mans FHM issue, we tried to arrange a meet up but got all British about it so it never happened.

In summary Brits are great at socialising with other nationality's but crap with each other.

If any of you still like videogames, Jason Raize '75-04 (formerly Meus Renaissance) has already got us talking about this years Eurogamer Expo. I had a blast meeting up with a few gaffers last year and exploring the conference, it should be a good year for it this year too - it could be the first chance to play some Wii-U / Vita stuff outside of E3.

I'd consider any other excuses for a meetup too.
 

Wes

venison crêpe
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