I've been here before. Another grudge match? Beat the man senseless. 1-2-3. Then leave as I enter the GAFFLE-U GAFFLE-U E champion. Maybe I'll take my time, and have a little fun. Then I'll move on to a real challenge.
I'm A Pretty Panda. YOU'RE NOT FIGHTING THE ODDS ULTIMOO YOU'RE FIGHTING ME. I've beaten Legends, Great Ones, Professors. You. Are. NO ONE.
They say there's NO. WAY. OUT.
I can think of at least 1.
Can you?
I don’t hate you, Panda. I don’t even dislike you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most of the other people in the thread! I hate...this idea...that you’re the best, because you’re not.
I’m the best. I’m the best in the
world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am, and that’s kissing Kadey's ass. You’re as good at kissing Kadey's ass as Markman was.
I am the best...Marvel player...on GAF. I’ve been the best ever since Day One when I walked into this message board, and I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy?
Segata Sanshiro...and he split, just like I’m splittin’, but the biggest difference between me and Segata is that I’m going to leave with the GAF Championship.
I’ve grabbed so many of Kadey's imaginary brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they’re just that. They’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me, and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six months, I’ve proved to everybody on GAF that I am the best on this keyboard, in SF and MvC, and even on commentary.
Nobody can touch me. And yet, no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little GAF T-Shirts, I’m not in the OP of the thread, I’m barely promoted, I don’t get to be on Youtube, I’m not on any crappy show by FC Jago, I’m not on the poster of EVOLUTION, I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of The Break. I’m not on Team Spooky, I’m not on EMP, but the fact of the matter is
I should be, and trust me, this isn’t sour grapes, but the fact that "Daigo" is in the main event of EVO next year and I’m not
makes me sick!
I’m leaving with the GAF championship and hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it on GameFAQS...maybe I’ll go back to CheapAssGamer...
Hi Uraizen, how you doing?
The reason I’m leaving you people is because after I’m gone you’re still going to pour money into this message board — I’m just a spoke on the wheel — the wheel’s gonna keep turning. And I understand that...that Evilore is gonna make money despite himself...he’s a millionaire who
should be a billionaire...you know why he’s not a billionaire? It’s because he surrounds himself with glad-handing nonsensical douchebag yes-men like Teknopathic, who’s gonna tell him everything he wants to hear...and I’d like to think that maybe this board will be better after Evilore is dead, but the fact is it’s gonna get taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.
Let me tell you a personal story about Kadey. You know we do this whole TwitchTV campaign... *mic cuts off*