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Uwe Boll's Dungeon Seige - Starring Jason Statham...NOOOOOO!

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Screenboy

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Dungeon Seige

Holy crap, I know Jason did The One but this might dump his Hollywood credability down working with the one, the only...UWE BOLL!


Also starring Ron Perlman and Kristianna Loken.


T_T
 
How does Boll continue to get work? I don't understand? I thought we were supposed to reward success with opportunity? What has he ever touched that amounted to anything resembling success? How can he continually be offered opportunities to make horrible movies, and in doing so soiling the names of beloved game franchises?
 

aaaaa0

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Ned Flanders said:
How does Boll continue to get work? I don't understand? I thought we were supposed to reward success with opportunity? What has he ever touched that amounted to anything resembling success?

It's Hollywood, where things don't work like they do in the real world! :lol
 

Burger

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Teknopathetic said:
Dungeon Siege is beloved?

:lol Exactly.

How Dungeon Siege of all games got chosen to become a movie is anyones guess. I suspect money was however involved.
 

Mupepe

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Oh... My... God... I AM SO WATCHING THIS NOW! :lol All joking aside, how long is it going to take before someone finally puts this man down? My poor poor Dungeon Siege II. We need to make a Coalition of the Willing to beat the shit out of Uwe Boll.
 

temp

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This is like some monkey's paw wish from the early nineties. "A string of videogame-based movies featuring actors such as Christian Slater and Sir Ben Kingsley? Radical!"
 

DarienA

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Screenboy said:
Dungeon Seige

Holy crap, I know Jason did The One but this might dump his Hollywood credability down working with the one, the only...UWE BOLL!

DIE HATER of The One!(Not that the movie is of any great cinematic value...BUT STILL!!!!)
 

SaitoH

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Ned Flanders said:
How does Boll continue to get work? I don't understand? I thought we were supposed to reward success with opportunity? What has he ever touched that amounted to anything resembling success? How can he continually be offered opportunities to make horrible movies, and in doing so soiling the names of beloved game franchises?


My guess is that his low budget atrocities make money.

*shrugs*
 
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