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“it’s not real, it’s a cartoon”
In a unexpected turn of events, Eiichiro Oda, mangaka of One Piece, has said for the remaining chapters of One Piece, all characters will instantly transform into rocks, and all future chapters will be just inanimate rocks just lying on the ground.
This announcement was met with instant fan outrage. Oda was confused by this reaction, saying, “but my good friend, NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt, said ’it’s not real, it’s a cartoon’, so I can just do whatever and no one should be upset, right?”
The One Piece fandom quickly contacted the United Nations, who in an entirely unanimous ruling, declared that Mr. Cunt would be sentenced to a life sentence while wearing a prison uniform that says, “I Destroyed One Piece Because I Made A Nonsensical Argument That Was Quickly Ripped Apart With Logic And Reasoning.”
Oda, realizing his error, quickly returned the One Piece characters to normal and not inanimate rocks, stating, “I put my faith in the wrong people.”
Meanwhile Chainsaw Man continued to be awesome and have sexy woman without any stupid ass bullshit getting in the way, and all was right with the world.